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Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

I see very little religious stuff here in Scandinavia. We still marry in churches and baptise kids, but generally not because of "God" but because of tradition. It's a nice ceremony, you know?

Only around 18% of Swedes believe there is a God, for example. So yeah I think it's pretty nuts that America is so religious with your politicians talking about god and the bible and poo poo

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The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

RideTheSpiral posted:

no the ultra rich atheist who tweets about baby porn is nothing like that

Who tweeted about baby porn?

# ? Apr 9, 2015 11:12

ham_sanitizer: Jul 12, 2014; professional swine bather

The Dennis System posted:

Who tweeted about baby porn?

based on who this thread is about I'd like you to guess. I'll bet you can get it in two, hell, maybe one try

# ? Apr 9, 2015 11:24

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

This is the worst forum in the history of the internet.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 11:34

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

The master observes the world, but trusts his inner vision. He allows things to come and go. His heart is as open as the sky.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 11:35

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

The master sees things as they are, without trying to control them. He lets them go their own way, and resides at the center of the circle.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 11:35

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

The master allows all things to come and go, effortlessly, without desire. Things arise and he lets them come. Things disappear and he lets them go.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 11:36

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

dont be afraid of death cuz ur totally going to heaven and youre gonna have a great time in heaven with all the other people who died and ull be happy 4ever and ever and ull get a million blowjobs every day and cumm pure bliss out of ur dick and everything will be cool and good

# ? Apr 9, 2015 11:37

Tamerlame: Oct 20, 2012

The Dennis System posted:

Things arise and he lets them come.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 11:41

mostlygray: Nov 1, 2012; BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

star trek posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72mAWTGr4EM

This video is an amazing glimpse into the mind of a crazy person

I know it doesn't matter as the thread title is silly, but Wendy Morse nee Thomas is super nice and a wonderful person to work with. I did business with her some years ago and she and her brothers are awesome. The new commercials make me angry. The real Wendy is a kind person that is a pleasure to speak to. All her brothers are awesome as well.

The cutesy red-head in the commercials does not represent what Dave wanted from the franchise. The corporate stores lost their vision when they lost Dave.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 13:17

RideTheSpiral: Sep 18, 2005; College Slice

mostlygray posted:

I know it doesn't matter as the thread title is silly, but Wendy Morse nee Thomas is super nice and a wonderful person to work with. I did business with her some years ago and she and her brothers are awesome. The new commercials make me angry. The real Wendy is a kind person that is a pleasure to speak to. All her brothers are awesome as well.

The cutesy red-head in the commercials does not represent what Dave wanted from the franchise. The corporate stores lost their vision when they lost Dave.

how tha titties

# ? Apr 9, 2015 13:43

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

mostlygray posted:

I know it doesn't matter as the thread title is silly, but Wendy Morse nee Thomas is super nice and a wonderful person to work with. I did business with her some years ago and she and her brothers are awesome. The new commercials make me angry. The real Wendy is a kind person that is a pleasure to speak to. All her brothers are awesome as well.

The cutesy red-head in the commercials does not represent what Dave wanted from the franchise. The corporate stores lost their vision when they lost Dave.

wow guy, who gives a gently caress

# ? Apr 9, 2015 13:45

suck my woke dick: Oct 10, 2012; I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Zzulu posted:

I see very little religious stuff here in Scandinavia. We still marry in churches and baptise kids, but generally not because of "God" but because of tradition. It's a nice ceremony, you know?

Only around 18% of Swedes believe there is a God, for example. So yeah I think it's pretty nuts that America is so religious with your politicians talking about god and the bible and poo poo

sweden sounds like a chill country i might want to live in

# ? Apr 9, 2015 17:35

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

mostlygray posted:

I know it doesn't matter as the thread title is silly, but Wendy Morse nee Thomas is super nice and a wonderful person to work with. I did business with her some years ago and she and her brothers are awesome. The new commercials make me angry. The real Wendy is a kind person that is a pleasure to speak to. All her brothers are awesome as well.

The cutesy red-head in the commercials does not represent what Dave wanted from the franchise. The corporate stores lost their vision when they lost Dave.

Agreed, god bless

# ? Apr 9, 2015 17:53

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

The Dennis System posted:

This is the worst forum in the history of the internet.

What a lame meltdown

# ? Apr 9, 2015 17:54

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

blowfish posted:

sweden sounds like a chill country i might want to live in

nah weather is poo poo

i'll take the sunny side of america with their crazy evangelists or whatever over this grey frozen place

# ? Apr 9, 2015 17:59

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blowfish posted:

sweden sounds like a chill country i might want to live in

It is chill

and dark

and rainy

for about half of the year

enjoy your socialisms

# ? Apr 9, 2015 19:20

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

"half of the year"

more like the entire year except a few glorious months of summer and even then it might just rain every other day

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my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

The Dennis System posted:

The master observes the world, but trusts his inner vision. He allows things to come and go. His heart is as open as the sky.

The Dennis System posted:

The master sees things as they are, without trying to control them. He lets them go their own way, and resides at the center of the circle.

The Dennis System posted:

The master allows all things to come and go, effortlessly, without desire. Things arise and he lets them come. Things disappear and he lets them go.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 20:20

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

D. D. is actually cool and good and he let me take a photo with him once.

He is also correct on topics of religion most of the time, and no one really dislikes him, they just do it to seem "cool" hth.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 21:40

ham_sanitizer: Jul 12, 2014; professional swine bather

He is a good biologist and writer, but also a massive dweeb on Twitter--which is funny

# ? Apr 9, 2015 21:43

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

ham_sanitizer posted:

He is a good biologist and writer, but also a massive dweeb on Twitter--which is funny

Doesn't make him wrong, nor his detractors right.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 21:46

Vorik: Mar 27, 2014

mostlygray posted:

I know it doesn't matter as the thread title is silly, but Wendy Morse nee Thomas is super nice and a wonderful person to work with. I did business with her some years ago and she and her brothers are awesome. The new commercials make me angry. The real Wendy is a kind person that is a pleasure to speak to. All her brothers are awesome as well.

The cutesy red-head in the commercials does not represent what Dave wanted from the franchise. The corporate stores lost their vision when they lost Dave.

is she into youn gguys?

hows her body looking

# ? Apr 9, 2015 21:47

suck my woke dick: Oct 10, 2012; I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Jastiger posted:

Doesn't make him wrong, nor his detractors right.

i don't think you are getting this "how humans evaluate different points of view and evidence" thing, let me help you

1) find the loudest loudmouths

2) pick the one shouting whatever is least offensive to your preexisting opinions, ideally of a demographic and social status you can relate to

# ? Apr 9, 2015 21:51

suck my woke dick: Oct 10, 2012; I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

in other news posted:

Breaking: Richard Dawkins planning to set world record for insulting the most religions in 24 hours

In an exclusive for The Allium we can reveal that on the 25th of December, Richard Dawkins plans to break the world record for insulting the most religions in 24 hours.

The previous record has been held by Christopher Hitchens who, in the course of a vacation on the island of Corfu in the summer of 1982, managed to insult 7,220 distinctly different religions in one 12 hour drinking binge.

In a statement released today Dawkins dismissed Hitchens effort, saying that Hitchens wasn�t even trying when he insulted so few religions.

�I mean there are more than 20 million religions, why stop at a paltry few thousand?�

�I�m not sure how far I can get, but I can certainly get most of the Judaeo-Christian religions, at least half of the African religions, everything in South America and most of Asia�.

The Guinness book of records have confirmed this audacious attempt is indeed going ahead and they have appointed a team of observers for the marathon diss-fest.

When asked how he has prepared for this world-record attempt, he replied that 50 years of working as an evolutionary biologist pretty much makes you an insufferable a-hole anyway, so really, there was no need to do anything special.

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star trek: Apr 7, 2009

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ElectricSheep posted:

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ham_sanitizer: Jul 12, 2014; professional swine bather

Dick Dorkins a million times

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star trek: Apr 7, 2009

Dennis Drizzles

# ? Apr 10, 2015 01:43

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

Jerry Steinfeld posted:

can someone explain why would anyone think this is a good way to grow a beard?

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EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

Dan Deacons

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ham_sanitizer: Jul 12, 2014; professional swine bather

I'm going to guess a complete lack of self-awareness has something to do with it

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ham_sanitizer: Jul 12, 2014; professional swine bather

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

Dan Deacons

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EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

Richard Noxen

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Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

Dick Docking

:twisted:

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hohhat: Sep 25, 2014

Jastiger posted:

He is also correct on topics of religion most of the time, and no one really dislikes him, they just do it to seem "cool" hth.

# ? Apr 10, 2015 04:43

hohhat: Sep 25, 2014

Zzulu posted:

I see very little religious stuff here in Scandinavia. We still marry in churches and baptise kids, but generally not because of "God" but because of tradition. It's a nice ceremony, you know?

Only around 18% of Swedes believe there is a God, for example. So yeah I think it's pretty nuts that America is so religious with your politicians talking about god and the bible and poo poo

Thor should make a big comeback imo. I want a nerdy Scandinavian guy in a suit to be on Bill Maher's panel as a representative of the Swedish Reformed Church of Thor.

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EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

Tick Tockins

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Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem