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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



DOOP posted:

The Philadelphia Union won a soccer game? :stare:



:tastykake:

gently caress nycfc and their man city overlords op

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fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
im gonna find a betting site with mls props and bet Philly to lose every time they score the first goal in a game

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
that said it woild be nice if Philly wins this

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
Red bulls watchers they're only on msg2 again

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
nycfc is trash

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
DC is just kicking NYRB shins and faces all over the place and I'm loving it.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Anyone else's MLS Live stream of DC-NY just take a poo poo on itself?

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
sean franklin is a pussy

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
lol handball too. Dc is only gonna get lucky so many times

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
ahahahaha get hosed shitlords. you got kitchened so hard.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Those inches have United on top.

guppy
Sep 21, 2004

sting like a byob
Kitchen again!

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
again!

joshtothemaxx posted:

ahahahaha get hosed shitlords. you got kitchened so hard.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

El Jebus posted:

Those inches have United on top.

This time it was shear inches.

guppy
Sep 21, 2004

sting like a byob
Can't believe such a blatant loving dive gave NY an equalizer.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

guppy posted:

Can't believe such a blatant loving dive gave NY an equalizer.

blatant dive. lazy rear end set piece defending on Arnaud and Rolfe. Bill can't get them all.

JayMax
Jun 14, 2007

Hard-nosed gentleman
Does Boniek Garcia need help tying his shoes?

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

I love how lovely of an announcer Santino is. Following the game's end:

"I have a feeling these teams are going to meet again this year." -Santino

"Well, they are scheduled to play again in a few months." - Dave Johnson

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
taking 4 from dc for the season is a-ok with me

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
dc scored 2 goals they didn't deserve and then ny scored 2 goals they didn't deserve, funny old game

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


"Garbage throws"

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

Really nice 2nd goal from Dynamo to seal it up

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

Syrinxx posted:

Really nice 2nd goal from Dynamo to seal it up

Really REALLY nice 3rd goal from Reverend Lovejoy to seal it up

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

Ugh the Quakes are totally hosed aren't they :emo:

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Syrinxx posted:

Ugh the Quakes are totally hosed aren't they :emo:

Well, the goalie already got a yellow for handling the ball outside the box, so yeah, probably.

Sperg
Jul 20, 2008

Theoretically, it is possible...
This ref is poo poo

Strong Mouse
Jun 11, 2012

You disrespect us. You drag corpses around. You steal, and you hurt feelings!

RRRRRRRAAAAARGH!

Prepare to die!
Vancouver is really racking up these yellows. It's nice seeing San Jose spending so much time in front of the Whitecaps goal.

Fake edit: no not Wondo.

Strong Mouse
Jun 11, 2012

You disrespect us. You drag corpses around. You steal, and you hurt feelings!

RRRRRRRAAAAARGH!

Prepare to die!
Yes!!!

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

No...

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

Yes Quakes gently caress the world

Strong Mouse
Jun 11, 2012

You disrespect us. You drag corpses around. You steal, and you hurt feelings!

RRRRRRRAAAAARGH!

Prepare to die!
Double red card

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

Red card later fucker

e: drat double red

Strong Mouse
Jun 11, 2012

You disrespect us. You drag corpses around. You steal, and you hurt feelings!

RRRRRRRAAAAARGH!

Prepare to die!
Yay! Quakes win!

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

Quakes win without Innocent!

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

This is a pretty good answer to a goal kick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkW3ORoHDZE

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkvBbPzdNDM

Reject
Nov 4, 2002
Orlando/Portland has started.

Can't wait to lose in stoppage time again

Reject
Nov 4, 2002
Collin is a walking red card

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Reject posted:

Collin is a walking red card

He's awesome, I love watching him do dumb poo poo like body slam people

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Reject
Nov 4, 2002
It's very funny to see people at orlando home games defend the dumb poo poo he does on a consistent basis.

e.g. if that had happened at the citrus bowl at least six people around me would be screaming about the portland player diving

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