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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Gatts posted:

Staying healthy a whole season?

The only game he didn't play last season was week 17 after the Pats clinched the #1 seed...

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Samadhi
May 13, 2001

old dog child posted:

Gronk for D&D mod

Only if we invent a device that lets him give wedgies through the internet

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Rasczak posted:

Are you loving kidding me, is there anything that Gronk isn't awesome at

country music star

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Metapod posted:

country music star

Being good at country music is like the opposite of awesome though.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

idk willie nelson's pretty cool and probably a lich

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Alouicious posted:

idk willie nelson's pretty cool and probably a lich

If Willie was just another old country star no one would give a poo poo. He's cool because he smokes weed.

Edit
The usual disclaimer goes along: I don't know music and I'm half-serious at best. Get worked up if you like. Blah blah.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Rasczak posted:

Are you loving kidding me, is there anything that Gronk isn't awesome at

Mortal Kombat

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
"you...you wanna fight as chicks???"

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
God that video was awesome. I want to watch it now, but I'm surrounded by co-workers and the internet here sucks, so I'll just stick to this:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Chichevache posted:

If Willie was just another old country star no one would give a poo poo. He's cool because he smokes weed.

Edit
The usual disclaimer goes along: I don't know music and I'm half-serious at best. Get worked up if you like. Blah blah.

all of the highwaymen are pretty rad individually, imo

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

whypick1 posted:

God that video was awesome. I want to watch it now, but I'm surrounded by co-workers and the internet here sucks, so I'll just stick to this:



What had just happened to cause that reaction? I know it was a fatality, just can't remember which.

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

whypick1 posted:

God that video was awesome. I want to watch it now, but I'm surrounded by co-workers and the internet here sucks, so I'll just stick to this:



Totally picking this game up today.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

Chilichimp posted:

What had just happened to cause that reaction? I know it was a fatality, just can't remember which.

pussy punch

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Here's the full video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNpkSyryQz4

"What the gently caress was THAT?!"

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Wall Balls posted:

pussy punch

No, the Pussy punch was when Marshawn went "WHAT THE gently caress WAS THAT?!?!?!"

Conan - "Can you do that? You can't do that!"
Marshawn - "Yes, the gently caress, you can."

Someones bowls fell out or something when he got up and left.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Mike Brown probably isn't even a top ten worst owner anymore and that scares me.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

Chilichimp posted:

No, the Pussy punch was when Marshawn went "WHAT THE gently caress WAS THAT?!?!?!"

Conan - "Can you do that? You can't do that!"
Marshawn - "Yes, the gently caress, you can."

Someones bowls fell out or something when he got up and left.

true, just rewatched it. that pussy punch must've made a real impression on me.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Bad Moon posted:

Mortal Kombat

That's only because Gronk typically responds to video game bullshit like this

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

whypick1 posted:

God that video was awesome. I want to watch it now, but I'm surrounded by co-workers and the internet here sucks, so I'll just stick to this:



How has the Super Bowl interception not been edited into this yet?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Gronk also cut a random promo with some WWE guy named Mojo Rawley: https://twitter.com/RobGronkowski/status/587362308785106947

I am kind of surprised he hasn't shown up at Raw or whatever yet, wrasslin' is a natural fit.

Is that dude who used to manage the Undertaker still around? He could probably pull off a good Belichick.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Kalli posted:

Is that dude who used to manage the Undertaker still around? He could probably pull off a good Belichick.

Died in 2013.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Gonz posted:

Died in 2013.

Awh :(

Also Ike Taylor retired, so the Steelers secondary is probably going to be like 25 years younger next year.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Gronk seems like a Heyman Guy

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Gronk seems like a Heyman Guy

Lynch, Gronk, Watt, Brock stable lead by Heyman sounds cool.

Blarfk
Dec 26, 2003

Ike Taylor retired. Steelers secondary dropping like flies.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I wonder if Wells and Goodell know you can't retroactively remove a draft pick.

Or can you. :tinfoil:

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

I'm very, very sad about Ike Taylor retiring, much like the Bengals offense is

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
E.J. Manuel is spending his off-season working on his mechanics with Steve DeBerg and working out with Chris "7/11" Hogan.
The jokes make themselves, I suppose, but I've always had the sense Manuel works really hard. Whether or not it'll make a difference remains to be seen. The level 1 boss is Matt Cassel.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001





So who's ready to bring back TFF book club?

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Gonz posted:

Died in 2013.

So a perfect fit then.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

with Steve DeBerg

loving owns.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
List of confirmed draft attendees:


Hope McKinney brings a pillow.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Coldforge posted:

Hope McKinney brings a pillow.

Why has his stock dropped? A couple months ago people were saying he'd go to the Packers or thereabouts in that range.

nrr
Jan 2, 2007

I don't see either the 1st or 2nd pick in that list

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

nrr posted:

I don't see either the 1st or 2nd pick in that list

No QBs at all.

Brannock posted:

Why has his stock dropped? A couple months ago people were saying he'd go to the Packers or thereabouts in that range.

Because he's stiff and bad.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

nrr posted:

I don't see either the 1st or 2nd pick in that list

Leonard Williams is right there at 26 on the list

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

nrr posted:

I don't see either the 1st or 2nd pick in that list

Both are staying home with their family. McKinney over Kendricks and Tomlinson over Cann is interesting. Do they know something we don't?

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Parmesan Basil posted:

Both are staying home with their family. McKinney over Kendricks and Tomlinson over Cann is interesting. Do they know something we don't?

Tomlinson is really good? McKinney is the obligatory comedy option.

edit: vvvvv Could just be that Cann didn't want to attend

Coldforge fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Apr 14, 2015

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Coldforge posted:

Tomlinson is really good? McKinney is the obligatory comedy option.

Yeah, but he's #2 behind Cann to most people.

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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Kalli posted:



So who's ready to bring back TFF book club?

What is there so untold about this rivalry that is apparently the greatest?

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