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Hi I'm 17 years old and i want to feel what it is it like to put my penis into a girl's p***y but I feel bad to ruin a girl's virginity and so is their another way that i can find things in the house that i can "feel" the sexual pleasure of my penis in to a p***y???
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 12:39 |
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a mans anus
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 12:41 |
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Don't want to ruin a girls virginity, hm? Just ask your mom then...
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 12:41 |
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I've heard that a jar of mayonnaise is pretty close so I have been using that. Can anyone with vagina experience confirm?
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 12:41 |
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very carefully
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 12:42 |
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lordoftheT posted:I've heard that a jar of mayonnaise is pretty close so I have been using that. Can anyone with vagina experience confirm?
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 12:42 |
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OP watch this video [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i55O7uTqyA[/url]
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 12:43 |
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Look, everyone. Its the last teenager on SA, ever.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 13:38 |
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Bah who am I kidding OP is probably close to 30 and shitposting before work.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 13:39 |
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:Hi I'm 17 years old and i want to feel what it is it like to put my penis into a girl's p***y but I feel bad to ruin a girl's virginity and so is their another way that i can find things in the house that i can "feel" the sexual pleasure of my penis in to a p***y??? op put a tub of butter in the microwave until its hot and then f*uck it right in the butter pussy
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 13:40 |
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EvilJoven posted:Bah who am I kidding OP is probably close to 30 and shitposting before work. Yeah do you really think teenagers even know what SA is, let alone gives a gently caress about it enough to spend 10 bux on an account?
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 13:41 |
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Take a brillo pad and a whole liver. Roll the liver up into a roll and put the brillo pad on the outside of the roll and viola! you have a poor man's fleshlight. Now you can wave those virginities good bye!
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 13:45 |
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Fifis. They're a long-standing tradition for institutionalized men and can be made on the cheap with common household supplies.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 13:46 |
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:Yeah do you really think teenagers even know what SA is, let alone gives a gently caress about it enough to spend 10 bux on an account? I'm p sure new accounts these days are people already well in their 20s who are too old for the chans / gamefaqs / PA and find Reddit insufferable. SA isn't gonna die though. If Lowtax started charging monthly I'd pay it.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 13:47 |
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stick it in ur butt op
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 13:48 |
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punis
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 13:48 |
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:OP watch this video [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i55O7uTqyA[/url] why
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 14:24 |
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Try a bag of sand.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 14:26 |
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Just bait without a ninja grip and it should be adequate. The ninja grip method is why most goons don't get aroused by vaginas and switch teams.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 16:55 |
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EvilJoven posted:If Lowtax started charging monthly I'd pay it. Jesus, don't give the man ideas. OP, I recommend just like, touching a pussy. You can touch a pussy with like your hand and not steal away her precious virginity. If no girl will let you touch her pussy, it basically feels like the inside of your cheek, but foldier. This can be accomplished with great flexibility or the use of your younger brother.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 17:20 |
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gently caress a sexy dog
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 17:32 |
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I normally use bengay for lube, it feels amazing. So tingly.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 17:36 |
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I use a stuffed lizard my dad got me for Ramadan.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 17:38 |
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Just put your dick in a mouse trap - and then give it your wallet. It's the same thing.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 18:15 |
its like warm apple pie
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 18:18 |
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:Hi I'm 17 years old and i want to feel what it is it like to put my penis into a girl's p***y but I feel bad to ruin a girl's virginity and so is their another way that i can find things in the house that i can "feel" the sexual pleasure of my penis in to a p***y??? Melon Lover Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much, remember, you're making sex toys not digging ditches. Step 2: Nuke it good Heat the melon in a microwave (be careful!) and squirt in some baby oil or KY jelly. Step 3: Ahhhhh! A little bonus to add to the honeydew/cantaloupe procedure: On the opposite side of the melon from where your penis enters it, make a small hole with a skewer or small knife, no bigger than a pencil eraser, but reaching all the way in to the "vagina." Wrap your hand around the melon after you insert your erection and put your finger over the hole on the outstroke. Remove your finger on the in-stroke, replace it over the hole on the outstroke. Feels like a mouth going down on your cock, then sucking on it as it draws back. A very nice substitute for a blow job! Autofellatio Step 1: Lube up some PVC pipe Note, this could be dangerous, proceed with caution: Take a piece of pvc pipe insulation and cut it the right length to fit your dick. It should be tight so no air will leak out. Step 2: Pump and suck Start pumping your dick and suck on pipe at the same time until you're really to cum. Or keep going, if you'd like a taste. Soap Hole Step 1: Drill a hole Drill a hole through the center of a bar of soap about the size of your dick. The larger the bar of soap, the better, and better to err on the side of a too-small hole rather than a too-large one.. Step 2: Fill the hole Get the soap wet and pump away. The edges of the bar of soap feel like a woman's lips squeezing gently down on your cock. When the hole gets a little too big to stimulate your cock, just use it to bathe. Big Bag Bounce Step 1: Tape two bags together Get two very large trash bags and tape them together to make one large bag. It takes a little practice to get the ends taped just right. Step 2: Fill them with air inflate the bags with air (vacuum cleaner) and when it gets almost full but not quite, I remove the air supply and tape over the hole. Step 3: Hop on top Lube up your cock and get on top of the bags and begin humping.. When you get close to cumming, you can puncture a small hole or maybe a few holes in the bag and "ride" it down. Time it to cum just before you hit bottom.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 18:33 |
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First one is good. Have melon snack after.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 18:36 |
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the ice cock, the cum snack, the cock tournequet, and the temple grandin
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 18:48 |
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Try loving a Milwaukee Bandsaw. "Milwaukee: gently caress our tools"
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 18:52 |
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 18:53 |
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of course there are a lot of these on the internet
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 18:54 |
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mind the walrus posted:Fifis. They're a long-standing tradition for institutionalized men and can be made on the cheap with common household supplies. Ya OP go gently caress your fifi.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 18:58 |
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 18:59 |
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EvilJoven posted:Look, everyone. Its the last teenager on SA, ever. Not true I'm a teenager. Also I'm gay
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 19:11 |
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I'm going to be 15 in six and a half months
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 19:13 |
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 19:21 |
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It's like a flip book.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 19:24 |
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this seems like more effort than just loving a girl
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 19:27 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 18:39 |
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Just hire a hooker.
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