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Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
vintage Cubs baseball

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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Solarte owns good for him

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
loving Cubs.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Oh, hey, Cubs bullpen :suicide:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Oh my god, its gonna be are bullpen are year.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Isn't Rendon usually great

Just seems like a cubsy game

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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ZenVulgarity posted:

Isn't Rendon usually great

Just seems like a cubsy game

He's great when he comes into the game with nobody on.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

He's great when he comes into the game with nobody on.

Oh okay

I just usually watch the cubs through like highlights and when it's the ninth inning I don't usually see the Carlos Marmol Experience being played out again

You guys are realllllllly gonna miss Neil Ramirez huh

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug
Bryant is leading off :allears:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Deathlove posted:

Bryant is leading off :allears:

It won't matter because the Cubs are going to be down by 7 runs when the top half ends.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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loving finally that travesty of an inning is over.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

loving finally that travesty of an inning is over.

He might get the win. :downs:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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ZenVulgarity posted:

He might get the win. :downs:

The best stat :downs:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Abel Wingnut posted:

setting up a bryant walk off beautifully, boys. keep it up

alas

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Orioles had Buchholz on the ropes with the bases juiced but let him off with some lovely ABs.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Cubs fever. Catch it! Like a disease.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:



Cubs fever. Catch it! Like a disease.

Yeah. A venereal disease that keeps coming back at the most inopportune times.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

:lol: Hanley

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Hanley Ramirez left fielder :stonk: :suicide:

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Orioles juice the bags again, no outs.

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

the popes toes posted:

Orioles juice the bags again, no outs.

Calling GIDP and 1rbi then strikeout

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Walked posted:

Calling GIDP and 1rbi then strikeout

You don't get an RBI if a runner scores during a double play :eng101:

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

You don't get an RBI if a runner scores during a double play :eng101:

Never knew that, TMYK


Edit there's the DP, no run. Strikeout coming

Walked fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Apr 18, 2015

Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe
Mammas, don't let your babies grow up to be Cubs fans.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Walked posted:

Calling GIDP and 1rbi then strikeout

How about GIDP no runs scored?

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

howe_sam posted:

How about GIDP no runs scored?

Strikeout coming

:smithicide:

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Walked posted:

Calling GIDP and 1rbi then strikeout
you cackmouth you

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Walked posted:

Strikeout coming

:smithicide:

That would require buchholz throwing a drat strike

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Hahahaha Cubs bullpen options are Schlitter and Ejax

:suicide:

Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe
I can't figure out what the weather conditions are in Wrigley based on the fans. Half of them are in short sleeve shirts and the other half are in hoodies and coats. :iiam:

Why's it so empty too? Afternoon game on a Saturday and it looks like half the seats are empty. Everyone waiting in line at the bathroom or something again?

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

O's have left a cockzillion RISP this game and have another chance to gently caress up bases loaded.

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

the popes toes posted:

O's have left a cockzillion RISP this game and have another chance to gently caress up bases loaded.

:(

Flahrt time


Edit:
:suicide:

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

I would like to praise Bud Black for using his best reliever in the exact right situation

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Anubis posted:

I can't figure out what the weather conditions are in Wrigley based on the fans. Half of them are in short sleeve shirts and the other half are in hoodies and coats. :iiam:

Why's it so empty too? Afternoon game on a Saturday and it looks like half the seats are empty. Everyone waiting in line at the bathroom or something again?

It's cold and windy, and it's relatively empty because it's cold and windy.

Shapur
Apr 2, 2010

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

It's cold and windy, and it's relatively empty because it's cold and windy.

I'm freezing

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
"extra inning umps taking a hit on their nuts" appears to be this year's theme

Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe
That's one way not to get your strike 3 call the rest of the game. Ouch.

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

STEVE PEARCE

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tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
Am I???
Fun Shoe

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

why do you do this to us every god drat time, Rosey? :gonk:

I can't help but think it's on purpose.

Maybe he's literally the best pitcher ever. Better than Cy Young, better than Kershaw, better than Bob Gibson, better even that Derek Jeter. I'm talking about God loving Chuck Norris here--Rosenthal is the child who results from that union. But he feels bad that he's so much better than everyone else, and it's boring being so awesome, so just for shits and giggles, he allows the other team to get just a sniff of hope, and then in true master fashion, he stumbles out of the game with yet another save.

Like that kid at the end of The Incredibles, when he's running track. Sure, he could get first place. He could finish the race before the sound of the starting pistol reaches the other end of the stadium. But doing so wouldn't be fair to the mere mortals who are competing against him.

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