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everyone's entitled to a basic alcohol quantity, so that no matter what, at the end of the week at least you know you can drink the pain away?
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Same but weed
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Apr 20, 2015 04:44
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Same but opium.
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Apr 20, 2015 05:20
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same but prescription drugs
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Apr 20, 2015 05:29
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Same but Viagra
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Apr 20, 2015 05:30
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Prallax Litovsk posted:everyone's entitled to a basic alcohol quantity, so that no matter what, at the end of the week at least you know you can drink the pain away? this will bankrupt America
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Apr 20, 2015 05:30
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So the US turns into Eastern Europe. Not a bad idea OP.
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Apr 20, 2015 05:31
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Same but government assigned spouse (male or female or mixed) that is charged with ensuring you get your priorities straight or else  Sorry if you already have a spouse: they get reassigned.
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Apr 20, 2015 05:59
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we do have pretty cheap liquor compared to the countries with good wages and welfare systems, so we're already halfway there
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Apr 20, 2015 06:02
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can i take it in anal sex and by 'take it' I mean 'take it'
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nnnotime posted:Same but government assigned spouse (male or female or mixed) that is charged with ensuring you get your priorities straight or else moe married barney in that episode
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Apr 20, 2015 06:03
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same but bullets and a 
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Apr 20, 2015 06:05
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well no ones willing to create jobs, mostly taxes, but laziness in the workforce plays a key part. do the math i guess..
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Apr 20, 2015 06:37
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wasnt this communist russia's plan? not sayin its bad
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Apr 20, 2015 06:37
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how about places where we can go when life gets too tough and we get to sleep and dream. and they make soylent out of our corpses
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Apr 20, 2015 06:40
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Ghaz posted:well no ones willing to create jobs, mostly taxes, but laziness in the workforce plays a key part. do the math i guess.. Ahahahahahhahahahhhahhhahah! Oh god. Let me take a breath here. AHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!
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Apr 20, 2015 06:45
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:this will bankrupt America being bankrupt hasnt done much to us so far. it turns out when you spend all your money buying guns you can be bankrupt and just print more money. dont forget to buy more guns and bombs
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Apr 20, 2015 06:46
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cool tree bro posted:being bankrupt hasnt done much to us so far. we are far from bankrupt you moron
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Apr 20, 2015 06:47
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:we are far from bankrupt you moron pretty sure fiat currency is entirely bankrupt, its based entirely on power of the state RON PAUL 2016!!!
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Apr 20, 2015 06:51
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This is exactly why we have crappy TV sitcoms and Walmart. Oh yeah and religion, I guess. I thnk maybe someone famous might have said something about that once.
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Today those idiots at McDonalds did a half-assed job of putting my burgers together yet again, they certainly don't deserve anything above starvation wages in this era of record corporate profits Maybe the pictorials were too complicated 
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Apr 20, 2015 07:40
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why wait til the end of the week
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Apr 20, 2015 08:14
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hmm how about NO. if they didnt want to be poor, maybe should have went to college into computer science instead of durr durr philosophy or fart history???? what if the guvmint just mass produced some cheap poo poo moonshine from all the subsidized corn or something (they can make like 5000000 gallons for pennies if they didn't tax it all) and give it to the poors so they can drink away their misery and decrease surface population?
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Apr 20, 2015 08:33
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Ghaz posted:well no ones willing to create jobs, mostly taxes, but laziness in the workforce plays a key part. do the math i guess.. financial collapses happen when a significant portion of the population all together has sumptuous rib dinners that cause the laziness quotient to exceed normal levels, sometimes these naps can last more than five years such as in the Great Depression, when buying stock on margin allowed too much of the population to take a day off resulting in the holocaust and the formation of Israel
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Apr 20, 2015 17:55
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pay unemployed poors to run on a giant hampster wheel and maek green energy
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Apr 20, 2015 18:00
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how about a general strike?
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Apr 20, 2015 18:04
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roymorrison posted:Same but weed
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Apr 20, 2015 18:05
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how about instead the Proletariat owns the Means of Production, OP.
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Apr 20, 2015 18:07
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So if you ever think about taking a day off or enjoying a succulent Chinese meal, think about the Jews and reconsider... For the good of all of us, and more importantly my capital gains
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Apr 20, 2015 18:08
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Tezzor posted:how about instead the Proletariat owns the Means of Production, OP. sir, how do you respond to allegations that your nominee for secretary of the interior is merely an ape in a tuxedo?
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Apr 20, 2015 18:10
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no I'm wealthy enough to take a day... Well I mean with the dividends I'm basically working around the clock... No you don't no goddamnit get back to work you goddamn poor so i can take tomorrow off too, I mean, work from the golf course
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Apr 20, 2015 18:10
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same but at the end of the week someone comes and stabs me to death
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Apr 20, 2015 18:14
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Windows 98 posted:same but prescription drugs For the amount of generic vicodin that is consumed in this country, it's surprisingly expensive.
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BigBoss posted:For the amount of generic vicodin that is consumed in this country, it's surprisingly expensive. well when you buy it from steve
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Tezzor posted:how about instead the Proletariat owns the Means of Production, OP. Any proletariat smart enough to effectively manage the means of production doesn't stay proletariat for long, hth.
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Apr 20, 2015 18:59
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Ghaz posted:well no ones willing to create jobs, mostly taxes, but laziness in the workforce plays a key part. do the math i guess.. there's no jobs being created because nobody has enough spending money to buy poo poo that will cause companies to have to meet a growing demand jobs don't get created just because a rich person is feeling benevolent. jobs get created when there is a profit motive to do so. if the new employee is going to be profitable what do you care if the government takes some off the profit - you're just not going to expand? Fine, someone else will then. It's not like a rich person goes 'hrm I have an extra $150m I think I'll create some jobs today.' laziness in the work force and taxes have nothing to do with it, and fwiw the US workforce works way harder on average than most other western countries. In Europe they laugh out of shock and pity when I tell them people have to work 2 jobs for 75+ hours a week with no benefits and they do it with a smile in their face. The problem is the economy is stagnant because the middle class is basically nonexistent at this point and no one is buying poo poo. For a while we just gave everyone credit but you see how that worked out.
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Apr 20, 2015 18:59
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as long as it's unregulated and can kill poor people, i'm for it
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Apr 20, 2015 19:02
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always worked for slaves I say do it
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Apr 20, 2015 19:02
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i work for company scrip.
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i think we should instead build robots to control society because human beings are dumb oh and at the end of the week, the robots kill you
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