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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





http://www.khaama.com/isis-taliban-announced-jihad-against-each-other-3206

quote:

Mashaal Radio has published a report stating that Daesh and Taliban group have announced Jihad against each other.

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
How the gently caress did you not post The Iron Sheik? voted 1

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

splitters

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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this will be big.

Amos Moses
Oct 13, 2012

by Ralp


:effort:

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

naem
May 29, 2011

Yeah how does jihad work when everyone killing is jihading each other

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

naem posted:

Yeah how does jihad work when everyone killing is jihading each other

In the grim darkness of the year 2015, there is only jihad

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
more like SunniSlam

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Holy gently caress.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

drat dude

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
:chanpop:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
what's the over/under

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
No Iron Sheik. Voted 1. May you be hosed in the rear end and made humble OP.


(insert Mohammad Hassan angle where Vince McMahon was car bombed and forgotten)

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

naem posted:

Yeah how does jihad work when everyone killing is jihading each other

God decides who is most righteous by having the US funnel weapons and supplies to one side.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

taliban has experience but isis has got a lotta fight

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
inshallah

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqDSF8Na7QM

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsUyMMyL_z4

Break your back and make you humble

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Schwarzkopf owned his rear end.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
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Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Cholmondeley
Sep 28, 2006

New World Orderly
Nap Ghost
I slam, you slam, we all slam for Islam !

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007


lmao

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


ii.. i...

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

ok drat

Amos Moses
Oct 13, 2012

by Ralp

Holy poo poo.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

:patriot:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




lol

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos
Makes sense. I could imagine Taliban and IS having pre-scripted battles against each other. Soldiers firing blanks, those on the other side who are "hit" clutching their hands to their chest to break the blood packets they palmed, huge muscly men being super homoerotic despite coming from a culture that is violently anti-gay. Plenty of flags, symbols, poorly worded speeches. Slick PR. More advertising and press releases than any actual fighting. And more drama and personal spats and grudges even than that.

Maybe even an entire cable TV channel devoted to them?

dwarkanath
Oct 1, 2014

A plethora of infinities.

naem posted:

Yeah how does jihad work when everyone killing is jihading each other

Jihadception. May the best jihadist win.

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Feb 2, 2009



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May 31, 2011

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Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
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Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

Where were you when Vince McMahon fell?

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