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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

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Philadelphia
Sep 29, 2014
dont suck a dick on the day of the lord

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Philadelphia posted:

dont suck a dick on the day of the lord

A priest can do as he likes.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
just taken the clingfilm off my new tattoo guys check it out

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i hooked up with a girl who ended up having a tattoo like that which read "BEAT IT UP" flanked by two boxing gloves and i'm still mad that i didn't kodak that moment

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Philadelphia posted:

dont suck a dick on the day of the lord

How do you think God rested on the 7th day?

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
tfw u wake up sunday afternoon, sun shining thru the window into your face, warm soothing

lips glistening with saliva, ready to serve that dick

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
You should go to church OP and rid yourself of such sinful thoughts.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

redshirt posted:

You should go to church OP and rid yourself of such sinful thoughts.

gunna suck every dick in the congregation

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

les fleurs du mall posted:

gunna suck every dick in the congregation

As long is its in church, that's cool with God.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

les fleurs du mall posted:

gunna suck every dick in the congregation

There's a special place in heaven for you

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Dont take a breath with your mouth. He might cum up your nose.

:ohdear:

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

psyopmonkey posted:

Dont take a breath with your mouth. He might cum up your nose.

:ohdear:

idc, im a free spirit

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

les fleurs du mall posted:

idc, im a free spirit

Free spirit with cum in dah nose!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Post itt if youve had cum up your nose.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
when it comes to dick sucking im very much for mine being sucked and entirely against sucking anyone elses

i stand before you an honest and selfish man

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

extra stout posted:

when it comes to dick sucking im very much for mine being sucked and entirely against sucking anyone elses

i stand before you an honest and selfish man

Tough but fair imo

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I haven't seen the sun in like a week. I miss it.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

psyopmonkey posted:

Post itt if youve had cum up your nose.

only my own but it's still cum and still counts imo

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Gatekeeper posted:

only my own but it's still cum and still counts imo

Wtf

:gonk:

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
cum gets around, you prude

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

"have had", you people are wasteful.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
ed:lol whoops rules

Lamebot fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Apr 26, 2015

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Lamebot posted:

mmm
[timg]noap[/timg]

:wave:

Bye retard.

FunkyFlashman
May 10, 2013

Philadelphia posted:

dont suck a dick on the day of the lord

God made the gays, to celebrate that you should suck even more dicks on sunday not less. Get your facts straight. Ever went to a park and saw gay ducks? Being gay is the most natural thing in the world. Animals are gay, humans are gay you are gay. See a pattern?

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

les fleurs du mall posted:

tfw u wake up sunday afternoon, sun shining thru the window into your face, warm soothing

lips glistening with saliva, ready to serve that dick

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

it's the greatest shame that we can't have anime in gbs. it really limits our lexicon.

coolskull fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Apr 26, 2015

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Sunday evening, sun is setting, curtains drawn and whiskey poured. mouth still lubricated and ready for a fat one

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Philadelphia posted:

dont suck a dick on the day of the lord

im draining jesus' huge balls of "manna" right now. my jaw is sore

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

les fleurs du mall posted:

Sunday evening, sun is setting, curtains drawn and whiskey poured. mouth still lubricated and ready for a fat one

A quick day.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
It's raining right now; nevertheless, my mouth is ready.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
cool breeze, no need for central heating tonight. Its dark now. A little cola in the whiskey too, devil may care. Want to gag on a dick

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...


OP's avatar is a spermanoid flying towards the back of his throat

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Alan Smithee posted:



OP's avatar is a spermanoid flying towards the back of his throat

yea

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

les fleurs du mall posted:

Sunday evening, sun is setting, curtains drawn and whiskey poured. mouth still lubricated and ready for a fat one

Evening already? Wtf happened to the midday "ready to suck a dick" update?

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Dirty Sanchez posted:

Evening already? Wtf happened to the midday "ready to suck a dick" update?

well the first post was at 2pm-ish my time

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
OP meet me at men's restop off I-90 in 2 hours

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.






It's like every les fleurs du mall GBS thread ever.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Pawn 17 posted:

It's like every les fleurs du mall GBS thread ever.

rockin' that passive aggressive . there buddy, hungry for a dick too?

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i'm glad some people still take pride in fellatio.

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