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zimbomonkey posted:More or less funny than Kansas City being in Missouri? Hey, KC, KS is um... it... um... it exists.
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Apr 29, 2015 04:24
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Ehud posted:*scene begins with shots of a rainy miami street at night time* 
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Apr 29, 2015 04:29
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Probably Magic posted:Hey, KC, KS is um... it... um... it exists. That's where the speedway is if you like that sort of thing. And Sporting KC I guess? Once again if you like that stuff. And...yeah that's about it. Oops the T Bones (an independent league baseball team) too.
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Apr 29, 2015 04:32
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dios mio look at that cubano
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:It is funny to me that Cinci's International airport is literally in Kentucky Like a third of the city is in Kentucky
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Apr 29, 2015 05:01
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Technically the Ohio river is in Kentucky. Ohio stops at the bank.
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Apr 29, 2015 05:09
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Apr 29, 2015 05:18
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didn't he retire yet
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Apr 29, 2015 05:19
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Probably going to immediately after the draft, just you wait.
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whypick1 posted:Probably going to immediately after the draft, just you wait. Shut up shut up shut up shut up
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Grittybeard posted:That's where the speedway is if you like that sort of thing. And Sporting KC I guess? Once again if you like that stuff. And...yeah that's about it. Never been to the Speedway but I go to the Legends every once in a while and attend a t-bones game every year(I live around Leavenworth). Was just there last week at the Yardhouse. I keep hearing a lot of businesses there are closing and/or are in financial trouble so maybe in a few years the only thing that will be keeping it afloat will be the Speedway and Sporting KC. KCK took one hell of a gamble on that place. Fake edit: Oh, the Cerner building and a shitload of luxury apartments were just built there so who the hell knows how that place is doing overall. Chromatic fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Apr 29, 2015 |
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Spoeank posted:
Who does he know that's still on the team?
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zimbomonkey posted:More or less funny than Kansas City being in Missouri? I always say you can tell Kansas is poo poo when even Kansas City doesnt want to be there
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Adam Beasley @AdamHBeasley 1m1 minute ago A plugged-in friend of mine just crystalized the Dolphins' issues: They spent ~$70M on Jordan, Ellerbe, Wheeler and Wallace. 2013=disaster Corr blimey.
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TG-Chrono posted:Adam Beasley @AdamHBeasley 1m1 minute ago A plugged-in friend of mine just crystalized the Dolphins' issues: They spent ~$70M on Jordan, Ellerbe, Wheeler and Wallace. 2013=disaster Ireland's swan song.
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Apr 29, 2015 13:31
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Me and a couple buddies are gonna get together for the Draft at a bar, have a couple beers, maybe wings and pizza (one's gonna get a salad) and enjoy watching comedy unfold.
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Apr 29, 2015 13:31
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Would it be wrong of me to DVR the draft and watch it when i get home tomorrow? On the one hand it's so full of fluff that I can skip by just reading the picks in like 20 seconds but on the other hand I don't want to miss out on the real time unfolding of insane trades and picks if they happen
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Apr 29, 2015 13:36
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Haha Ireland couldn't have hosed up that last season worse if he tried gently caress you Dion Jordan I just can't believe he did it AGAIN
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Apr 29, 2015 13:45
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Any of you cool dudes or dudettes got a lead on where I might be able to watch the draft in London?
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Apr 29, 2015 13:50
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I dunno about there, but if any of you goons find yourself in Paris they'll more than likely have it at The Moose in the 6th arrondissement
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nrr posted:Any of you cool dudes or dudettes got a lead on where I might be able to watch the draft in London? Irish pub. All sports are always at Irish pubs.
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sweet thursday posted:I dunno about there, but if any of you goons find yourself in Paris they'll more than likely have it at The Moose in the 6th arrondissement One of my favorite Paris moments was trying to explain the NFL in french in paris to a bunch of people that didn't know what the gently caress was going on. It was the first preseason game in 2008 whatever that was. The game was poo poo. The only thing they were excited by was seeing John Madden. That's the name they'd heard. Getting drunk off wine and 1664 is rough.
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Apr 29, 2015 14:08
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Drew Brees lost me money in Amsterdam to an Irish dude that knew nothing about (real) football by sucking in a bowl game at 3 am. It was dutch money so I didn't care and I was leaving. Moral, bet on the draft with someone in the pub.
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Chip Kelly was trapped in a nightmare. "With the 20th pick in the 2015 NFL Draft, the Philadelphia Eagles select-" The words echoed in his head endlessly. He was haunted by the ghastly spectre of a mid-round pick whose initials were non-aliterative. He hadn't slept in weeks. Chip stared at the day-by-day smoothie calendar next to his bed without lifting his head from the pillow. April 29th. He could barely even enjoy the glistening photograph of a kale and pineapple (with flax seed for texture) smoothie that sat on his nightstand. He fumbled around to try to find his phone, but came up empty. "This can't be right," Chip thought. He always followed a strict, 37-step regimen starting at 8:00 each night, and he never missed step 19, putting his phone on his nightstand. A cold wave of fear washed over him. "Looking for something?" A frigid voice shot through the twilight of Chip's bedroom. Chip rubbed his eyes and looked around, trying to hide his fear. "Wh...who's there?" "I'm surprised you don't recognize me. Isn't that a poster of me on your wall?" Chip's worst fears were coming true. "B...Bill?" "That's right, Charles. Don't worry, I'm not here to hurt you. Yet." Bill Belichick stepped out of the inky shadows of the closet, gingerly holding Chip's cell phone in his hand, scrolling through something that he couldn't see from the bed. Chip leapt out of bed and lunged towards Bill, before finding himself unable to breathe and collapsing to the ground. "Ah ah ah, patience, Charles... don't you want to know the reason for my visit? Such an inconsiderate host." "Bill, this has to stop." "Stop? I've only just begun." Bill taunted while pulling a folded-up piece of paper out of his pocket. "Wh... what's that?" Chip gasped, still kneeling on the ground catching his breath. "I have here a document that will guarantee Mr. Marcus Mariota is drafted by your Philadelphia Eagles in just twenty-four hours' time." Chip scoffed. "You won't fool me again. You told me that accepting Tebow's soul from you would get me Marcus. Then you told me that the alignment of the forces wasn't right. You're toying with me. And stop calling me Charles." "I shall call you the name that your so-called God provided you. I deal in forces beyond your comprehension, Charles. You don't get to decide what appeases them. You've done well in bringing together the four gatekeepers of the underworld." Chip rubbed his temples and sighed. "Do you have any idea what I've been through to get them together? I was lucky enough to have Barkley already, but I'm getting eaten alive out there... I think they started to get wise when Bradford showed up, and Tebow may have been the last straw." Bill cackled loudly and stepped towards the window, staring aimlessly off into the distance. "Ah, if those heathens only knew what was possible... Goodell wishes he had this power. Imagine the possibilities, Charles." "I need a smoothie."
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today is the day i turn 30, and die i'd like to ask the clveland browns to send players to be pallbearers, so they can marvel at my Perfect Visage one last time
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Apr 29, 2015 14:33
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YMB posted:Chip Kelly was trapped in a nightmare.  we need more
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Chip Kelly couldn't concentrate. It was 3 in the morning and he still hadn't figured out how to redesign the car so that the steering wheel would be in the trunk, let alone getting to the process of re-inventing what it meant to be NFL. He'd already signed Tebow and yet what else? There was something missing. The press could eat poo poo as they always did, but Chip knew if he got it right it might be just what was needed to finally get the Jews out of Europe. For Chip Kelly had always harboured a hatred for the Jews. Born in a village in eastern Ukraine to parents who were the children of Nazis, Chip Kelly always considered gridiron football as an appropriate proxy war for continuation of the Third Reich.
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football fuckerman posted:today is the day i turn 30, and die
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football fuckerman posted:today is the day i turn 30, and die I'm turning 30 this year. The Dolphins suck.
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Apr 29, 2015 14:41
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What if Rap legitimately killed himself after that post
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Apr 29, 2015 14:42
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and you guys sat here quoting and mocking
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Apr 29, 2015 14:42
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"30 year old football enthusiast found naked and dead in apartment, no foul play expected."
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sweet thursday posted:"30 year old football enthusiast found naked and dead in apartment, no foul play expected." he never scored
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football fuckerman posted:today is the day i turn 30, and die
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football fuckerman posted:today is the day i turn 30, and die so as a chiefs fan, when i turn 30 next year, do i have to commit hari kari too?
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No Butt Stuff posted:so as a chiefs fan, when i turn 30 next year, do i have to commit hari kari too? you don't have to, but it's encouraged
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why are we all turning 30 what is happening
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Apr 29, 2015 14:54
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Kids these days with their pinterests and twitch streams ain't got time for message board forums.
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I turned 30 a few weeks ago. The Bengals.
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