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Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Beast of Bourbon posted:

he lives in little armenia
how glendale lost out on this title...

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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



what are you on that you'll get withdrawals without

or is it hyperbole

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
smythe is in fact possibly a drug dealer so,

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
or mike from brekaing bad

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Kirk posted:

:unsmith: gonna go to la for a week

:smith: but its for a really boring task that will consume all of each day

:unsmith: it's going to be sunny and warm

:smith: but now i have to find a dealer for while im there or suffer withdrawals the whole time

there nothing :smith: about hanging out with yospos's best poster all week.

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

As a Millennial I posted:

there nothing :smith: about hanging out with yospos's best poster all week.

i'm not in LA this week tho

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
cls: wtf why am i sleepy it's 7pm?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Cold on a Cob posted:

that's good! and i don't think anyone should not *try* to lose weight.

but

<5% of people maintain significant weight loss beyond 5 years. most people put it back on and more. literally more people are able to quit smoking.

I smoked for sixteen years and quitting was pretty easy!

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

PuTTY riot posted:

i'm not in LA this week tho

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

Cold on a Cob posted:

cls: wtf why am i sleepy it's 7pm?

nothing good or fun happens after 7 anyway, might as well go to bed

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

nothing good or fun happens after 7 anyway, might as well go to bed

something something your mom

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Cold on a Cob posted:

cls: wtf why am i sleepy it's 7pm?

maybe you are pregnant

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Funhilde posted:

maybe you are pregnant

"wtf why am i dizzy it's 5 am"

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


eating at tgi Fridays. endless apps ftw.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

babby

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Cold on a Cob posted:

smythe is in fact possibly a drug dealer so,

has anyone ever met smythe






like really met smythe

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Citizen Tayne posted:

eating at tgi Fridays. endless apps ftw.

friday's is...okay

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Citizen Tayne posted:

eating at tgi Fridays. endless apps ftw.

miler light on draft or bottle

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

me and two friends split two pitchers of miller lite before the stone temple pilots concert last night. it was good

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Captain Foo posted:

me and two friends split two pitchers of miller lite before the stone temple pilots concert last night. it was good

just have one pitcher each

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Cat Face Joe posted:

miler light on draft or bottle

draft

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Funhilde posted:

maybe you are pregnant

i kinda look like i am lol


:(

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Cat Face Joe posted:

has anyone ever met smythe






like really met smythe

like... in the biblical sense?

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

cls: need new shoes, the sole is already falling off these ones I got less than a year ago :(

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i received two pairs of adidas shoes in the mail today

one pair are gray with white stripes and the other pair are blue with gray stripes

no pix b/c i'm lazy

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Elder Postsman posted:

cls: need new shoes, the sole is already falling off these ones I got less than a year ago :(

dehumanize urself and face to doc martens

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
I was in the same room as Smythe but didn't get to meet him because i was running the event and didn't catch his name on the way in (it's not Smythe IRL)

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i hung out with Blacula when he came to LA

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i rly enjoyed going to dunkmans event. and got supremely wasted. it was epic

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
smythe are you a drug dealer or are you a cleaner? which is it?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
im not a drug dealer and tbh i find interacting with drug dealers and also drug addicts extremely tedious

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
the worst part of smoking pot or being friends with stoners was having to go to the dealers filthy hovel and endure their idiotic rambling. then ide get stoned and have a existential crisis about why im wasting my time in this filthy shithole with these loving losers, i guess im a loving loser too. theres no ice in the firdge. of course theres no ice.

ii use whether or not someone has ice as a barometer of whether or not they have their poo poo together and arent a total failbag loser and its a good test so far in my xp

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
but as a cleaner they represent like 90% of your business right? not a lot of other criminal enterprises rack up dead bodies that need disposal afaik

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i have virtually no interest in doing drugs anymore and i don't even like being drunk but i would love it if i had some mushroom tea right now because i'm vaguely bored and sad and tired

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Cold on a Cob posted:

but as a cleaner they represent like 90% of your business right? not a lot of other criminal enterprises rack up dead bodies that need disposal afaik

one time a cleaner van rolled up to my nieghbors house. then a couple weeks later i had new neighbors.

heres the pic i took

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
its loving bulshit that the dude moved or died or whatever because the new neighbors took down his cool wind chimes and instead of being really quiet and occasionlly yelling at ppl who put the dumpster lid on his hedges like the old dead/gone old dude, the new guys are 9999 mexican ppl who blast banda music all weekend at a bajillion decibels. epic ftw

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Jonny 290 posted:

CJ's Burgers is *still* the premiere burger joint in Russellville, AR



Mmm that looks like a sloppy turd.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Smythe posted:

one time a cleaner van rolled up to my nieghbors house. then a couple weeks later i had new neighbors.

heres the pic i took



:rip: smythe's neighbour

we had a neighbour die in our apartment building but we didn't even know because she didn't do it in the apartment, i was just talking to her husband one day and he was like 'yeah my wife died'

he was basically drunk all the time after that :smith:

then he moved to a smaller apartment in our building but after awhile i stopped seeing him around so i guess he died too (:rip:)

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
RIP

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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

bobbilljim posted:

just have one pitcher each

Who the gently caress does this aside from Jewish men who are scared they won't get an even amount of beer.

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