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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

syscall girl posted:

gently caress elks

gently caress fox. gently caress rabbit. No gently caress elk. Elk too fast.

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Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Necc0 posted:

iirc his biggest pet peeve was obese people.

so tori but as a corpse janitor

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



I would love to go elk hunting rn

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
lol

Jerry Cotton posted:

gently caress fox. gently caress rabbit. No gently caress elk. Elk too fast.

also lol, thanks awful app


and double lol tusen takk i will help you kill elk

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



I have an elk call in my basement somewhere and also a .50cal boomstick

I think that may only make it mad though

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

just kill all the deer in america, i dont see the problem with this

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



BONGHITZ posted:

just kill all the deer in america, i dont see the problem with this

they are food for wolves, mountain lions, coyotes, etc I guess

plus it's not like we get to hit kangaroos with our car instead

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

why is this called sesame bar & honey instead of sesame & honey bar? no wonder the greeks hosed up their entire country.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

jesus, that last paragraph

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
telescopes r cool

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

BONGHITZ posted:

just kill all the deer in america, i dont see the problem with this

really the biggest problem with deer is that they don't kill people on bicycles too

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Al! posted:

really the biggest problem with deer is that they don't kill people on bicycles too

it's because they have a really hard time balancing on bikes

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Jerry Cotton posted:

it's because they have a really hard time balancing on bikes

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
cls: good morning

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

uncurable mlady posted:

cls: good morning

:agreed:

Glans Dillzig
Nov 23, 2011

:justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost:

knickerbocker expert

uncurable mlady posted:

cls: good morning

I'm awake half an hour before my alarm because ???

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

Glans Dillzig posted:

I'm awake half an hour before my alarm because ???

you need to piss

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

cjs: it's vappu, almost everyone has left.

alone, so alone.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Jerry Cotton posted:

why is this called sesame bar & honey instead of sesame & honey bar? no wonder the greeks hosed up their entire country.

http://www.veritablehokum.com/comic/the-greek-god-family-tree/

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Thanks but I actually did finish school.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

cjs: Zeus reminded me of Jack Kirby's funny paper The Eternals and how the blurb for the next issue in one of them was "Great Zuras it's great Zuras!" welp now i'm laughing at a lovely thing from a 25 year old lovely funny paper at work vOv

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
current sock status:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

current sock status:



i am sorry those are Actual Clown Socks

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Bhodi posted:

i


dunno, min 1k for a semi decent fridge? the other half are hardwood floors, non-stickered parking in a garage, gym, and being on the top floor

don't worry, HGTV is pushing carpet again so I expect everyone to suddenly stop hating it again in a year or two.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

goodmorning, my c j s is SLUDGE BREWING

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
afternoon 'pos :)

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

BooLoo posted:

afternoon 'pos :)

hey there BOOLOO

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
what up FOO :D

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

BooLoo posted:

what up FOO :D


Captain Foo posted:

SLUDGE BREWING

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

Citizen Tayne posted:

don't worry, HGTV is pushing carpet again so I expect everyone to suddenly stop hating it again in a year or two.

carpet sucks, I don't care what hgtv is peddling, I don't want any

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

Captain Foo posted:

i am sorry those are Actual Clown Socks

yeah they're my favorite :buddy:

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

Bhodi posted:

carpet sucks, I don't care what hgtv is peddling, I don't want any

hardwood floors with area rugs is the way to go imho

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

hardwood floors with area rugs is the way to go imho

something something manscaping

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Bhodi posted:

carpet sucks, I don't care what hgtv is peddling, I don't want any

I'm going to throw this quote in your face in two years when you're talking about your new luxury apartment with thick carpeting.

You like hardwood floors because there was a push over the past fifteen years to market them to people and sell laminate or whatever. Prior to that people without carpet were just too poor to buy it.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


There is nothing wrong with carpeting, and the comically goony excessive reaction to them is because people on this forum are allergic to using vacuum cleaners or doing any other sort of maintenance.

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
i have hardwood floors that i both mop and vacuum because i am not a pig.

i think they look nice.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


There's something to be said for having nice carpet when it's 10 F outside.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Citizen Tayne posted:

There's something to be said for having nice carpet when it's 10 F outside.

same but slippers

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

BooLoo posted:

i have hardwood floors that i both mop and vacuum because i am not a pig.

i think they look nice.

Do you want a drat cookie for performing basic housework?

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BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME

Citizen Tayne posted:

There's something to be said for having nice carpet when it's 10 F outside.

not my thing, but i hope you have many years of enjoyment from your carpet.

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