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Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Byolante posted:

This but with a picture of el hijo del narco

Nice I know you are but what am I post Byolante.

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ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Suqit posted:

Imagine cheering for this absolute human filth lol

he owns, sorry you're threatened by his confidence and good looks

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Suqit posted:

Nice I know you are but what am I post Byolante.

I don't know how you call a guy who is just mad he isn't scoring goals human filth while having your lips firmly around the cock of a guy who literally uses his name and brand to launder money for drug cartels.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Byolante posted:

I don't know how you call a guy who is just mad he isn't scoring goals human filth while having your lips firmly around the cock of a guy who literally uses his name and brand to launder money for drug cartels.

lol you're such a weird dude

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Ronaldo is a vain selfish baby, but human filth? Da gently caress dude.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


maybe not human filth but a complete oval office for sure, and the line is pretty blurry

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
haha yeah the guy who donates to hostpitals, helps disabled kids, etc. is a real scumbag. not, ronaldo is a good man

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
He doesn't have to be such a oval office, there has been a lot of other extremely good RM players that I have never hated because they never acted like Cristiano, he's really not doing himself any favors acting like that.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



My billionaire footballer is nicer than yours :smug:

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Ronaldo should bite some people, then maybe you will like him.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)
No reason to get all upset. I am not comparing Ronaldo to anyone. He's just a terrible person.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Montasque posted:

Ronaldo should bite some people, then maybe you will like him.

A little bite here and there and a few negritos never hurt anyone imo

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Suqit posted:

No reason to get all upset. I am not comparing Ronaldo to anyone. He's just a terrible person.

hes a good person and im upset becasue you are saying hes the opposite of that.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Ronaldo has accomplished all that he has through hard work and determination and without cheating on either the playing field or his tax returns. Some people who can't apply themselves in the same way are just jealous.

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

https://vine.co/v/e7m0dFzEKqe

It's hilarious how mad he gets when someone else scores instead of him

Agreed, a mad person being mad that a teammate has scored:




El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Nice photoshop

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Can anyone tell me if Paco Jemez is any good? Smeef supports Rayo I think?

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Jose posted:

Can anyone tell me if Paco Jemez is any good? Smeef supports Rayo I think?

They are playing right now, turn on the match lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I found a stream just in time for him to be sent to the stands lol

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Jose posted:

Can anyone tell me if Paco Jemez is any good? Smeef supports Rayo I think?

He's doing a fairly good job at Rayo. There's only so much that can be done with that team.

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!
see absolutely nothing wrong with his reaction

dudes a winner who wants nothing more than to score goals when hes on the pitch

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Drogadon posted:

My billionaire footballer is nicer than yours :smug:

Drogba is legit nicer than both of them.

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp

Drogadon posted:

My billionaire footballer is nicer than yours :smug:

This.

James came from a poor single mother family. He was willing to leave home at the age of 16 to train and play in Argentina. Then to Portugal at the age of 18.

He's the true nice guy gently caress all those footballers with a mom and a dad that grew up in well developed nations.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

carlos "baccman" bacca tore tickets on a bus in colombia and barely made it into the first team before proving himself and moving to europe. i guess the point is colombian footballers are cool and good

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
It finally happened, the RFEF and the LFP came to an agreement and the TV rights for La Liga are going to be sold collectively from now on

http://www.marca.com/2015/04/30/futbol/1430419228.html

in true Spanish fashion they still hosed it up and it's going to take in consideration the league standing from the last 5 seasons when handing out the money so of course Barca and Real Madrid are going to keep earning more money than the rest just not as much

Espanyol's president was pretty happy still

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

tbp posted:

haha yeah the guy who donates to hostpitals, helps disabled kids, etc. is a real scumbag. not, ronaldo is a good man

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Can't believe that the worlds best player, and a really good person, would want to score as many goals as possible. A real winner. Maybe if we all had the same drive in our life we wouldn't post on the worlds most troll free forums

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


El Hefe posted:

It finally happened, the RFEF and the LFP came to an agreement and the TV rights for La Liga are going to be sold collectively from now on

http://www.marca.com/2015/04/30/futbol/1430419228.html

in true Spanish fashion they still hosed it up and it's going to take in consideration the league standing from the last 5 seasons when handing out the money so of course Barca and Real Madrid are going to keep earning more money than the rest just not as much

Espanyol's president was pretty happy still

It's handled the same way in Germany.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Lol that story on Marca has like 200 comments but meanwhile a story about how Bale is going to be totally ready to play in the next game has like 500

loving la liga

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp
Turns out Ronald was actually happy after the goal, he's such an awesome guy

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Parody Threads posted:

Turns out Ronald was actually happy after the goal, he's such an awesome guy

The irrational hate for Ronaldo is just baffling to me. The guy could build a children's hospital with his bare hands and people would still think he's 'scum'.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Montasque posted:

The irrational hate for Ronaldo is just baffling to me. The guy could build a children's hospital with his bare hands and people would still think he's 'scum'.

Jealously is a powerful illness.

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp

serious gaylord posted:

Jealously is a powerful illness.

Yup

It's like when I won all those POTM awards as soon as I started posting here, people just couldn't handle it and started lashing out. but I don't blame them as we're all flawed creatures in some way (except Ronald)

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TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Ronaldo isnt enough of a villain for my liking, why Suarez is the best and coolest player

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008

Jose posted:

Can anyone tell me if Paco Jemez is any good? Smeef supports Rayo I think?

He basically tries to emulate Pep's Barcelona with poo poo players, ie pressing high up and always playing the ball out from the back no matter what. This leads to some unexpected wins but also some hilarious defensive mistakes and 6 or 7 goal losses against the top teams.

Probably wouldn't be as effective in the Premier League where everyone presses anyway, and especially not with Newcastle's malcontents.

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbpX4Vs4rY8


lmao at Rodrigo getting punched repeatedly and getting a red card. Amazing piece of refereeing right there.

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
barcelona poo poo so far, its embarrassing to watch

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
barca completely impotent in attack, this has 0-0 written all over it

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


what a loving pass

and a sweet touch by Rakitic

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ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
barcelona are so bad to watch, playing all these faggoty little passes instead of scoring lots of goals

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