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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Just wanna let you know that the big purple man himself appears and apparently lives in an Apple Store in space and that's where he stores the infinity gauntlet.

They did wonderful work on modeling his chin. It's perfect.

Also Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver arn't magneto's kids and they're not even related to him. They were normal people who had gene therapy so they're not even mutants.

Also quicksilver dies.

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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Mmmm cum on my chin ridges - Thanos

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i dont know what any of that means

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Mmmm cum on my chin ridges - Thanos

ribbed for your pleasure

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Seriously it's really hurting Disney that they can't touch X-Men and the other Fox marvel Properties at all because it was so obvious that it was needed.

Not only that but the new Fantastic 4 movie is going to be garbage because Dr.Doom is an interdimensional demon.

MUSCULAR BEAVER
Dec 26, 2014

HENDO! HENDO!
In avengers 3 they should hire the close up chick with the bouncy rack from when the city was flying away

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
does he live up to his 'i have an ugly chin and float in a chair in space for 30 seconds' role in the first avengers?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

The Taint Reaper posted:

Just wanna let you know that the big purple man himself appears and apparently lives in an Apple Store in space and that's where he stores the infinity gauntlet.

They did wonderful work on modeling his chin. It's perfect.

Also Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver arn't magneto's kids and they're not even related to him. They were normal people who had gene therapy so they're not even mutants.

Also quicksilver dies.

Someone please explain what all this nerd poo poo means

SnotGrumble
Jun 4, 2003

All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.
I don't know who Thanos is, and I didn't read your post, so you spoiled nothing for me TTR.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

David Copperfield posted:

does he live up to his 'i have an ugly chin and float in a chair in space for 30 seconds' role in the first avengers?

He has all the swagger of a dad getting his gun out to shoot the annoying neighbor.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
the only good mid-credits/post-credits stinger thing in all of the dumb marvel poo poo is Guardians of the Galaxy because it both was the nerdiest and cared the least

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0tDDwOKInw

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Its a good thing my daughter cant read yet, she might be upset by the spoilers

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Someone please explain what all this nerd poo poo means
purple space man is bad guy, collects magic space diamonds to make big lasers and punch hard

purple space man has a good jaw

guy who runs quickly gets shot by crazy robot man

guy who runs quickly and magic lady don't have a dad made out of magnets because :10bux:

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

Its a good thing my daughter cant read yet, she might be upset by the spoilers

Girl arn't supposed to read comic books Black Widow is a bad sexist influence

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Someone please explain what all this nerd poo poo means

There's a scene at the end which does nothing for the current story that nerds will obsess about for years until the next movie. You're better off leaving the movie as soon as the credits roll so that all the nerds waiting for a teaser at the end don't get in your way.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I like how comic book people don't know how to draw muscles

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
now im HYPED for avengers 3 omg!!!!

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Lol avengers fuckin sucks

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

super heros

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
This movie was so loving awful I mean so beyond bad

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008

Nation posted:

This movie was so loving awful I mean so beyond bad

it was actually very good

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Ofc it's "good" they probs spent a billion fuckin bucks on it

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
what are they avenging even

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
In other news, flies are attracted to poo poo! White is on rice!

BigwigML posted:

what are they avenging even

They are avenging the death of a guy who is not dead.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nation posted:

This movie was so loving awful I mean so beyond bad
it was dumb as hell but i liked it

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
He did that at the end of the last one as well

i guess he'll never show up and will be in post credit scenes forever

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
'good' heh

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a pipe smoking dog posted:

He did that at the end of the last one as well

i guess he'll never show up and will be in post credit scenes forever
will infinity war be avengers 4, gotg 3, or a standalone trilogy?

only time will tell

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

MUSCULAR BEAVER posted:

In avengers 3 they should hire the close up chick with the bouncy rack from when the city was flying away

I have no idea what was up with her, but they cut to her so many times during the flying city bit, I'm sure she was blowing the producer.

DivvyO
May 21, 2001
Copa & Maxixe!
The death of Agent Phil Coul-- oh, wait ... not dead. Uh ....

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
i cant wait for the 500 other super hero movies that are exactly the same except with a different buff dude in a different spandex suit

Bastard Man
Nov 15, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Is the 1st one worth watching? I haven't seen any of them.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
Hahahahahahaha that whole love story angle with the hulk lmfao

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nation posted:

Hahahahahahaha that whole love story angle with the hulk lmfao
wheres that gif of helk eyeballin widow

Bastard Man posted:

Is the 1st one worth watching? I haven't seen any of them.
maybe? just imagine $100m worth of action figures slamming into each other

quakster fucked around with this message at 16:02 on May 2, 2015

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Nation posted:

Hahahahahahaha that whole love story angle with the hulk lmfao

Uh the Hulk's romance with Thanos was one of the best parts of the comic books

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

DivvyO posted:

The death of Agent Phil Coul-- oh, wait ... not dead. Uh ....

He got a worse punishment than death, being revived so he could forced to be around even more quirky young Whendon characters.

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
Did not buy the romantic subplot, op

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
SPOILAHS OP!!!

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Tezzor posted:

Did not buy the romantic subplot, op

It wasn't really a romantic subplot. None of the characters end up falling for each other. Those moments were really about the characters realizing that they are trapped to their fates as superheroes, but they all deal with it in different ways. I can already see where this is going, by the end of the Avengers 3 Part 2, they will have all realize the exact opposite and stop being super heroes.

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Avengers 2 was pretty boring. The opening is excruciating. Not a good movie.

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