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My friends were super excited to see this poo poo and all saw it the day it came out and none of them has said anything about it which leads me to believe it was mediocre at best.
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Moridin920 posted:My friends were super excited to see this poo poo and all saw it the day it came out and none of them has said anything about it which leads me to believe it was mediocre at best. Serious talk: The pacing was bad awful. Love story shoe horned in, TWICE. Good bits, people in tight clothing beating each other up. Hulk Buster armor was cool. Ultron was a cool villain.
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May 2, 2015 19:01
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Hawkeye is secretly a farmer.
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May 2, 2015 19:07
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is it actually physically possible to watch any of these mrvel movies twice? i see em in the netflix menu but no matter what i can't press the button. it just can't be done
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May 2, 2015 19:15
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Moridin920 posted:My friends were super excited to see this poo poo and all saw it the day it came out and none of them has said anything about it which leads me to believe it was mediocre at best. lol how loving stupid do you have to be to get "super excited" about this awful garbage. Gee, let's take a dozen super hero stories, most of which barely make any sense in their own singular world where they are the only hero, and SMASH THEM ALL TOGETHER! I can't watch this poo poo. It's literally just two 6 year olds trying to one up each other "So then Batman and Superman and Hulk come in and beat up Hawkfucker, Auqaman, and Flash!" "Nu UH Nuh UH! Cuz then Sumel L jackson and a TEAM OF NINJAS comes in with Dr. Doom and a tornado and they win!" Like I get it, you suspend disbelief for movies, but this garbage takes your suspended disbelief out back behind a shed and rapes it I honestly don't get how people like this convoluted garbage. Plenty of good action movies that aren't incomprehensible gibberish out there.
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May 2, 2015 19:20
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Android Bicyclist posted:Hawkeye is secretly a farmer. The post credit scene in infinity war part 1 *hawkeye on his farm. He stacks a bail of hay in a truck, turns around to see THANOS* Thanos: crops looking pretty good this year... *spits tobaccy* Hawkeye: yup... Thanos: ...you hear Stark built himself a tractor that can go Mach 2? Hawkeye: is that right? Thanos: yup... welp, reckon I better milk that durn cow...
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May 2, 2015 19:30
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 http://i.imgur.com/EAcTwed.gif
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May 2, 2015 19:31
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Toad Tunnel posted:The post credit scene in infinity war part 1 Spoilers dude!
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May 2, 2015 19:32
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lol
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May 2, 2015 19:34
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May 2, 2015 19:38
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That 4 second gif has more artistic merit then the entirety of Marvel's "intellectual" property
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May 2, 2015 19:50
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Marvel Studios has successfully brought back the concept of the movie serial. Just think of each movie as an episode of the Great Marvel Show. Also: Pretty much what Black Widow wanted. Android Apocalypse fucked around with this message at 19:54 on May 2, 2015 |
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May 2, 2015 19:52
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Dead Gay Romans posted:Serious post: Almost all of the big-budget animated kids movies blow away anything Marvel or DC has vomited forth onto the silver screen. come one come all check out the amazing retarded poster
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May 2, 2015 19:56
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Nefarious posted:come one come all check out the amazing retarded poster hes right and the retard is you, haha
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May 2, 2015 19:57
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Brendan Rodgers posted:hes right and the retard is you, haha actually im gay
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May 2, 2015 19:58
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Brendan Rodgers posted:hes right and the retard is you, haha liverpool sucks m8
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May 2, 2015 19:59
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yep
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May 2, 2015 20:00
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quakster posted:is it actually physically possible to watch any of these mrvel movies twice? i see em in the netflix menu but no matter what i can't press the button. it just can't be done I rewatched an iron man the other day and it was alright, but its just the same way you watch some bullshit to turn your brain off for a bit that dude has a real big dick
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May 2, 2015 20:04
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Android Bicyclist posted:This movie perpetuates the idea that quiet dorks like Dr. Banner can be attractive to hot women. Black Widow is the Manic Pixie Dream Girl to the Hulk. Joss Whedon can't write Strong Female Characters.
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May 2, 2015 20:05
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Dead Gay Romans posted:lol how loving stupid do you have to be to get "super excited" about this awful garbage. It's great because comic movies have now adopted all the problems of long-running comic series only they can't throw in (*check out Avengers issue #103!) footnotes so they have to spend half the film reminding the audience of barely relevant subplots. add on the requisite fanservice and you've got maybe 20 mins of poo poo actually happening.
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May 2, 2015 20:06
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The Hulk turns into an unstoppable monster who destroys cities when he gets mad, and Black Widow is sterile. They're both monsters, you see.
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May 2, 2015 20:07
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did quiksilver actually die???????
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May 2, 2015 20:09
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Bape Culture posted:did quiksilver actually die??????? Yeah he dies like a bitch from regular bullets.
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Bape Culture posted:did quiksilver actually die??????? he;ll probably come back as like an evil cyborg or something i guess
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May 2, 2015 20:11
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Bape Culture posted:did quiksilver actually die??????? It's a comic book. How many actual deaths have there ever been? I think Prof X has died like (i) times.
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May 2, 2015 20:13
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pretty sure hes dead got shot then they dump his corpse next to hawkeye wish they killed hawkeye instead
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May 2, 2015 20:16
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the quicksilver from the latest xmen was waaaay better
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May 2, 2015 20:18
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Toad Tunnel posted:The post credit scene in infinity war part 1
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a pipe smoking dog posted:goons always claim to hate popular things like publicly beating off to moving images of chris hemsworth Goons are the ultimate hipsters
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VendaGoat posted:It's a comic book. How many actual deaths have there ever been? I think Prof X has died like (i) times. Comic book dead people coming back plotlines are always the worst, because it destroys all narrative tension retroactively. At least make them zombies or something different from their most marketable form when they come back. That's probably the one dumb nerd cliche Game of Thrones gets right. David Copperfield fucked around with this message at 21:23 on May 2, 2015 |
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May 2, 2015 21:20
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Ephemeron posted:That's pretty much canon.
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May 2, 2015 21:24
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Moola posted:pretty sure hes dead During that scene I was crossing my fingers for the dust to settle and reveal that Quicksilver just took the child to safety and left Hawkeye to get swiss-cheesed
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May 2, 2015 21:26
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hes such a bad character not even his 'powers' his character is terrible, I dont think I like Jeremy Renner
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ChickenHeart posted:During that scene I was crossing my fingers for the dust to settle and reveal that Quicksilver just took the child to safety and left Hawkeye to get swiss-cheesed lmao
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May 2, 2015 21:37
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The plot for this series is worse than an average dbz arc. gently caress comics goku 4 eva
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for all the complaining about SJWs they haven't managed to get any gay characters into avenga or mroe than 1 woman in catsuit so really the power is still with you and it sadden
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Dead Gay Romans posted:lol how loving stupid do you have to be to get "super excited" about this awful garbage. who fuckin caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares
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Pick posted:for all the complaining about SJWs they haven't managed to get any gay characters into avenga or mroe than 1 woman in catsuit It's gonna be like, at least two more Avengers movies before we get to see Hercules plow Amadeus Cho on screen.
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Moola posted:pretty sure hes dead i'm way too use to how t.v. shows setup character deaths. The way Hawkeye was going was exactly what i've come to expect from a t.v. drama, so I expected him to die.
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