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Phrases she uses every day: "Don't taze me bro" -- (we work in news so tazing comes up a lot) "That's hot" *Austin Powers impression that is 18 loving years old at this point* "Yeah baby!" "Home-skillet" "Cray cray" "amaze-balls" *Tim Allen Home Improvement grunt* ...And many more! So what should I do, GBS? Do you have coworkers like this? What did you do? Did you kill yourself? I'm working on killing myself but for unrelated reasons (because you keep posting threads about sriracha and carmel macchiatos)
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May 4, 2015 15:01
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is she hot
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May 4, 2015 15:01
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May 4, 2015 15:01
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Enfield posted:is she hot no she's like 45 no Melmac posted:Kill you'reself thanks im building a guillotine in my backyard from old keurig machines
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May 4, 2015 15:02
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time to die
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i had 2 co-workers who spent the entire day bitching about others. they had the easiest admin jobs in the world and were the most insecure cows on the planet. phonecall from a friendly person? let's bitch about him. someone casually walks past their desk? let's bitch about her. mother calls one of them? let's bitch bitch bitch. your co-worker seems pretty tame by comparison tbh.
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May 4, 2015 15:06
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lorn Wayne posted:i had 2 co-workers who spent the entire day bitching about others. they had the easiest admin jobs in the world and were the most insecure cows on the planet. i admit that sounds bad, but did i mention this coworker loves the Beegees and other disco music and listens to it in her cubicle? I think she's blackmailing the boss or something because she hasn't been fired.
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May 4, 2015 15:09
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my coworkers are cool and whenever someone who is not cool gets hired they are destroyed and discarded and we become even more powerful
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May 4, 2015 15:14
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Enfield posted:my coworkers are cool and whenever someone who is not cool gets hired they are destroyed and discarded and we become even more powerful you hiring?
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May 4, 2015 15:14
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A misanthrope posted:you hiring? yeah, i work at the dick sucking factory
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May 4, 2015 15:16
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Enfield posted:yeah, i work at the dick sucking factory great! i'm just an amateur hobbyist at this point but would love to go pro
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May 4, 2015 15:17
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Enfield posted:yeah, i work at the dick sucking factory you probably work in IT at the dick sucking factory
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May 4, 2015 15:18
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A misanthrope posted:great! i'm just an amateur hobbyist at this point but would love to go pro that sounds like a joke your coworker in question would make, fyi
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May 4, 2015 15:18
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:that sounds like a joke your coworker in question would make, fyi hey clean you still suckin on that pig dick?
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May 4, 2015 15:19
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A misanthrope posted:hey clean you still suckin on that pig dick? the enemy of my enemy is my friend
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May 4, 2015 15:20
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lorn Wayne posted:you probably work in IT at the dick sucking factory i do NOT work in IT, at the dick sucking factory.
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May 4, 2015 15:20
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i g2g the retard store called and theyre all out of me
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May 4, 2015 15:21
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Enfield posted:i g2g the retard store called and theyre all out of me why does it matter? I'm their biggest seller! *laugh track* Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:the enemy of my enemy is my friend i'm sorry kleen i didn't mean the things i said about pig dicks. i am trying to turn over a new leaf and be a nicer poster.
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May 4, 2015 15:23
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kill- oh gently caress oops
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May 4, 2015 15:49
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I have a coworker that is veyr similar to the OP but theres a good chance he knows what SA is so ill refrain from specifics lol
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May 4, 2015 15:50
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A misanthrope posted:I'm working on killing myself but for unrelated reasons (because you keep posting threads about sriracha and carmel macchiatos) i can understand why you would
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May 4, 2015 15:52
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a 45 y/o woman that says amazeballs...........hmmmmmMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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May 4, 2015 16:08
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A misanthrope posted:Phrases she uses every day: Actually sounds like a good, fun person to work with OP. Maybe you're just a hateful shitlord..??? Yeah baby!!!!
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May 4, 2015 16:10
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disco is good stuff and easy to dance to and beatmix
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lorn Wayne posted:you probably work in IT at the dick sucking factory
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May 5, 2015 09:06
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A misanthrope posted:Phrases she uses every day: I want to work with this coworker.
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May 5, 2015 09:07
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figured this would be someone who cannot stop pestering you or keeps loving up poo poo you both work on the same exact way or something, not just someone whose tastes are terrible. surely you can just avoid this person like the plague and pretend they don't exist?
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May 5, 2015 09:08
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A misanthrope posted:Phrases she uses every day: exactly how fat is she?
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May 5, 2015 09:08
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If the austin powers impression is accurate then it's actually good.
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May 5, 2015 09:10
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Tell her that all of those things annoy you and ask her to stop. Suggest new phrases for her. I think you're attracted to her deep down.
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May 5, 2015 09:11
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lorn Wayne posted:you probably work in IT at the dick sucking factory Is that like being the webmaster of a porn site?
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May 5, 2015 09:14
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Harrower posted:If the austin powers impression is accurate then it's actually good. fair point, a spot-on impression by a woman would be pretty fun to see, but the general impression is lots of outdated popular referential humor which I can see being pretty cringey from a 45 year old who probably doesn't do it well.
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May 5, 2015 09:15
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she is probably very depressed and lonely
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May 5, 2015 09:18
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have you thought about not working in the cesspool that is journalism?
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May 5, 2015 09:25
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A misanthrope posted:Phrases she uses every day: "Home-skillet"? wtf is that about?
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May 5, 2015 10:32
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opus111 posted:"Home-skillet"? wtf is that about? *Tim Allen Home Improvement Grunt*?
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May 5, 2015 10:33
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A misanthrope posted:Phrases she uses every day: Ask her out
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:Ask her out Take her out for Applebees and an Adam Sandler movie, then put it in her scumhole.
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