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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Welcome to Threadwang!



The Rule of Wang

A thread can't be about this wangtest, no no!



Der Prizes!



1st - Choose one:
  • Give out a week probation
  • Give custom avs to 2 posters
  • Have 2 threads stuck for a week
  • Special surprize prize from the head honchos at corporate
  • gnarly's secret special winning gift
2nd - Choose one:
  • Give out a 3 day probation
  • Give a custom av to 1 poster
  • Have 1 thread stuck for 3 days
  • Special surprize prize from the head honchos at corporate
  • gnarly's secret special winning gift
3rd - Choose one:
  • Give out a day probation
  • Give yourself a custom av
  • Have 1 of your threads stuck for 1 day
  • Special surprize prize from the head honchos at corporate
  • gnarly's secret special winning gift

Winners can choose themselves for any of the probation/av prizes.
For probations, the victims must have posted in GBS recently enough that their post(s) aren't archived. It would be nice to have a link to a particular post but is not required.
My secret surprize gift could be almost anything, but will probably be socks!

The Threadwang Winners

Will be chosen sometime Sunday evening (May 3), in a battle with the Threadwang robot. I will consider all threads made from April 27 12am CST until then.

Wangerthread!



The worst rated thread could be awarded a prize, if a certain Spanish nobleman feels so inclined.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
And the winners are...

1st - Windows 98 with thread Get drunk and write Doug Funny fan fiction
18 votes, 4.33 average

2nd - CzarChasm with thread The new and improved Joker
18 votes, 4.28 average

3rd - how me a frog with thread 20 year old child thinks it is entitled to an opinion *literally shaking*
84 votes, 1.83 average

(lots of voter apathy this week, had to go several pages back to find these)

Winners, claim your prizes.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Worst rated

Dalael with thread [Modnote: this guy sucks] EVEgoons get mad

It did have a really good post in it though:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3716347#post444585890

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Can we start votes on bannable memes

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Alan Smithee posted:

Can we start votes on bannable memes

Well there's always been a "no zero effort threads" rule, but it hasn't been enforced much. I plan on starting that.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
frack

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
loving eh man. Another victory stolen from Jastiger.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Jastiger posted:

loving eh man. Another victory stolen from Jastiger.

It's true, you would have won worst rated but it was a day off

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Goongrats to the wieners

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
how me a frog you are going to pick to probate me ok

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i was gonna say something about the 1.83 win but i checked and it is numberwang

gnarlyhotep posted:

Well there's always been a "no zero effort threads" rule, but it hasn't been enforced much. I plan on starting that.
soon please

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3716867
wait this is 2.36
you need to rotate the board gnarly its time for wanganumb

3.56
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3716765
actually im callin for disqualification this one since the content was just "vote 5"

actually and dad gays thread was part of his threadspam of like 20 burger threads

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 03:35 on May 4, 2015

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

gnarlyhotep posted:

It's true, you would have won worst rated but it was a day off

Stop stuffing the ballot box then.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Yay I won! I'm gonna sleep on what I want tonight. Social Vegan gave away the avatar prize he promised me the last round so he may get himself avatar bombed for good measure.

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010
i for one only look for the best ratted threads thank you very much

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
Huh that's the capricious Gods of fate I guess. I thought for sure that retarded thread about giving absurd amounts of money to a presidential candidate with no chance was going to win because I saw it both highly rated and consistently on the first page. C'est la GBS

Edit: The Joker thread was a good and worthy winner. I never saw child-shovel muderer's thread until now tho

Homura and Sickle fucked around with this message at 09:40 on May 4, 2015

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

Jagchosis posted:

Huh that's the capricious Gods of fate I guess. I thought for sure that retarded thread about giving absurd amounts of money to a presidential candidate with no chance was going to win because I saw it both highly rated and consistently on the first page. C'est la GBS

Edit: The Joker thread was a good and worthy winner. I never saw child-shovel muderer's thread until now tho

Politics, in GBS?!? To the gas chamber!!!

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

des moines iowa sucks

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

OMGVBFLOL posted:

des moines iowa sucks
eternal truths

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

that thread's really bad and anyone who posted in it should be embarrassed because all their posts are just as terrible.

no prize given, try again next week guys. Maybe someone will win the mystery prize

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
stacked against bunny rabbits

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Spanish Manlove posted:

that thread's really bad and anyone who posted in it should be embarrassed because all their posts are just as terrible.

no prize given, try again next week guys. Maybe someone will win the mystery prize

Thanks for your opinions, forums poster Spanish Manlove.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

redshirt posted:

Thanks for your opinions, forums poster Spanish Manlove.

i think you should suicide by cock you dumb bitch

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Spanish Manlove posted:

i think you should suicide by cock you dumb bitch

lol

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Spanish Manlove posted:

i think you should suicide by cock you dumb bitch

lol

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Spanish Manlove posted:

i think you should suicide by cock you dumb bitch

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Spanish Manlove posted:

i think you should suicide by cock you dumb bitch

hey buddy miss you

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
franco and redshirt are goign to fight in real life

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

Spanish Manlove posted:

i think you should suicide by cock you dumb bitch

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Putty posted:

franco and redshirt are goign to fight in real life

I could kick his rear end 7 ways to Sunday.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Pick posted:

stacked against bunny rabbits
youre a week late to complain about not winning but youre a winner in my heart

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

redshirt posted:

I could kick his rear end 7 ways to Sunday.

this, but the opposite

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

redshirt posted:

I could kick his rear end 7 ways to Sunday.

Biggest improvement was gettin' rid of the star next to his name

*flashes gang signs*

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Given that this week's voting was pretty sparse, and there were a couple of threads that just barely missed the cutoff, I've decided to give prizes to Pick and Zev. And for the next contest I'll consider high-rated threads that were created the weekend before, since those are somewhat at a disadvantage.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
congrats 2 da winners

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

gnarlyhotep posted:

Given that this week's voting was pretty sparse, and there were a couple of threads that just barely missed the cutoff, I've decided to give prizes to Pick and Zev. And for the next contest I'll consider high-rated threads that were created the weekend before, since those are somewhat at a disadvantage.

What did I win?

Zev
Apr 3, 2009
stick this thread of mine.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3717961

Zev fucked around with this message at 00:06 on May 5, 2015

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
No destroy all police and burn this mother fucker down threads won? :(

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Spanish Manlove posted:

i think you should suicide by cock you dumb bitch

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
manlove vs redshirt
whoever dies we win

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