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Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

ayb posted:

Distinct lack of babes in this thread





there's still a distinct lack of babes in this thread

messi's waifu though

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Come on!! :getin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWY5rXQslt8

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
We're gonna get destroyed tomorrow, book it

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

ephex posted:

We're gonna get destroyed tomorrow, book it

you have my axe

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp

ayb posted:

Distinct lack of babes in this thread





1. Weird small waist/midsection, the meek Barcelona of ladies

2. Ronaldo in female form, A+

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Parody Threads posted:

1. Weird small waist/midsection, the meek Barcelona of ladies

2. Ronaldo in female form, A+

-Robbie Rodgers

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp

African AIDS cum posted:

-Robbie Rodgers

somehow she's both skinny-fat and has the upper body profile of a swimmer, and I doubt she could bear a child

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

ephex posted:

We're gonna get destroyed tomorrow, book it

sadly, i think you are right. At least we can hope that the brave and noble Juve can dismantle the fat fraud ronald.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Sorry Ronald and cool and good white boys, but today I am your enemy.



Surprised about Sturaro starting.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Is Pereyra injured or something? I figured he would get that spot.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Gigi Galli posted:

Is Pereyra injured or something? I figured he would get that spot.

Could be worse, it could be Simone Pepe.

(Also, GD: I'm coming thisclose to supporting Juve today because I don't want to see another loving Clásico.)

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
NO PADOIN

NO PARTY

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp
lmao Patrice Evra is going to get obliterated by Bale

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Juventus - Real Madrid
Ref: Martin ATKINSON
AR1: Michael Mullarkey
AR2: Stephen Child
AAR 1: Anthony TAYLOR
AAR2: Andre MARRINER
4th: Peter Kirkup

Atkinson has never had a Champions League semi final before. IMO that was largely due to Webb plus the rule has been you can't work a semi final if a team from your country was still around. This year, though, all of the English teams crapped out, leaving the door open for Atkinson (and potentially Clattenburg) to work at the end of the tournament. He, uh, wasn't great in Bayern/Porto, so we'll see how this goes.

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp

Lord of Garbagemen posted:

sadly, i think you are right. At least we can hope that the brave and noble Juve can dismantle the fat fraud ronald.

How could you want this Saint to lose?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2p1sqq_ronaldo-comes-to-the-rescue-of-the-japanese-kid_sport?start=0

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Pereyra is not injured afaik so not sure why he's not starting. Allegri is a certified Good Manager™ now so I trust him.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Allergi winning the champions league would be the funniest thing that could still happen, so I hope it does

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
Bayern (Pep/robben)

Barca (Neymar)

Real (Pepe/Ramos)

Juventus (?)

Juventus get my support by default just because they don't have anyone I hate

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

stickyfngrdboy posted:

Juventus get my support by default just because they don't have anyone I hate

Maybe you forgot about the entire organization

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Gigi Galli posted:

Maybe you forgot about the entire organization

Well yeah obviously but the same can be said for at least two of the other three, even if for slightly different reasons.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Tevez is cool and good so I want a Juve win

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I believe in Juve

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

stickyfngrdboy posted:

Well yeah obviously but the same can be said for at least two of the other three, even if for slightly different reasons.

fair

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
lol ancelotti with the 5-3-2

loving italians

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
Why the heck is the ref making them lift their shorts up so he can see their thighs?

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

El Hefe posted:

I believe in Juve

forza juve

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
Just hit it ffs

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
lol @ Casillas and lol @ Juve merda

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

stickyfngrdboy posted:

Why the heck is the ref making them lift their shorts up so he can see their thighs?

underwear check.



and lest we forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odZeT8T88f8

treizebee
Dec 30, 2011

Stage 3 oil injection
I think vidal was in shock that he might score in the opening minute.

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman

Thats a stingy, red rear end

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

stickyfngrdboy posted:

Why the heck is the ref making them lift their shorts up so he can see their thighs?

Serious answer, to make sure that if they're wearing compression shorts they're the same color as the kit shorts.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Bonucci with an early yellow and giving up a dangerous free kick, what a surprise

treizebee
Dec 30, 2011

Stage 3 oil injection

mackintosh posted:

Bonucci with an early yellow and giving up a dangerous free kick, what a surprise

tbf that was on pirlo

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

mackintosh posted:

Bonucci with an early yellow and giving up a dangerous free kick, what a surprise

He's no Mexes or Muntari but agreed.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

mackintosh posted:

Bonucci with an early yellow and giving up a dangerous free kick, what a surprise

Eh? But Ronaldo was always going to take the kick?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

pik_d posted:

Eh? But Ronaldo was always going to take the kick?

He actually managed to hit that one well.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

treizebee posted:

tbf that was on pirlo

yeah, i know, but i will never find Bonucci with an early yellow not funny

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Shrapnig posted:

He actually managed to hit that one well.

Into the wall

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I will always lol that Ancelotti keeps letting Cristiano take the free kicks even though 99% of them either hit the wall or go to row 18 instead of letting a cool guy like James take them

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