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What the gently caress?? You just woke up on your bathroom floor with no memory of how you ended up there or how long you've been unconscious. You're covered in poo poo and you have a splitting headache.
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:22 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 08:01 |
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open the cabinet and take all the drugs
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:24 |
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war paint my face in my poo poo
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:24 |
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gross, OP
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:26 |
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> try and figure out what happened to my legs and put on my hat
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:26 |
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>take pills
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:27 |
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Pull up pants and smear poo poo all over self
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:27 |
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he vomits next
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:27 |
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>Eat the poo poo
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:28 |
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> Take a shower, ffs, you are covered in poo poo!
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:29 |
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:29 |
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better post about this on gbs!
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:29 |
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> Put hat on to be better at investigating, investigate poo
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:30 |
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>check pupils and anus for abnormalities
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:30 |
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>clean up your poo poo and then take an aspirin.
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:33 |
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>smoke meth and call battered ex-bf
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:36 |
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dMastri posted:>smoke meth and call battered ex-bf lol
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:36 |
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> search the room, especially the waste basket and medicine cabinet > if you found aspirin take a few
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:37 |
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Nomikos posted:open the cabinet and take all the drugs You haul your fat rear end into a standing position and cram everything from your medicine cabinet into your craw. As it happens, your medicine cabinet was stocked primarily with candy. The only actual medicine in there was a bottle of analgesic pills which quickly cure your headache. There was actually a whole puzzle and everything where you had to find the pills to cure your headache before you could leave the bathroom but it looks like you sliced right through that Gordian knot.
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:45 |
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make a sculpture with the poop
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:48 |
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> Search the wastebasket for CLUES.
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:48 |
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>Plug sink and turn on faucet, let the water flood the room to clean the poo poo. Practice kung fu in the mirror while the room floods
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:50 |
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>Shatter the mirror wrap the biggest shard with some cloth from our shirt and smear the tip with poo poo We need a weapon
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:54 |
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> push your rear end against the wall and and look if the shitstains form a clue for us
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:56 |
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Darf posted:war paint my face in my poo poo gnarlyhotep posted:> try and figure out what happened to my legs and put on my hat GAYS FOR DAYS posted:Pull up pants and smear poo poo all over self Moola posted:> Put hat on to be better at investigating, investigate poo glowing-fish posted:> Search the wastebasket for CLUES. You pull up your cargo shorts and don your Trusty Fedora. You feel your investigative powers returning as you examine your bathroom for clues. You smear some poo poo on your cheeks to look more tactical as you investigate.
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# ? May 6, 2015 00:58 |
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Applewhite posted:
> Check cargo shorts for detective supplies.
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# ? May 6, 2015 01:00 |
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>look inside the back of the toilet.
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# ? May 6, 2015 01:01 |
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> Search anus for buried treasure.
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# ? May 6, 2015 01:01 |
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leave the drat bathroom and find someone to ask for clues/questions about the plot
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# ? May 6, 2015 01:02 |
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Your shirt suddenly has a picture of a whale on it and says something about Space Camp. Your shirt was clearly blank before... >Investigate magic space whale shirt It probably is the key to this whole mystery!
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# ? May 6, 2015 01:09 |
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Eat poo poo out of the toilet and make sure there are no secrets hiding in the poop. Put your finger up your butt and make sure there are no secrets hiding in there that will help solve the mystery. Yaos fucked around with this message at 01:19 on May 6, 2015 |
# ? May 6, 2015 01:11 |
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> vote 5
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# ? May 6, 2015 01:18 |
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glowing-fish posted:> Check cargo shorts for detective supplies. monkey posted:> Search anus for buried treasure. RennZero posted:>Investigate magic space whale shirt You check your inventory. You're carrying a King Size CHOCO Bar in your right cargo pants pocket. Your other pockets are empty, as is your colon. Your Cash Level is 0. Equipment: Head: Trusty Fedora Shirt: Your hilarious and ironic "I had a whale of a time at Space Camp!" shirt. It's not magic, but you admit that it's the sort of shirt you wouldn't draw in detail every single time if you needed to draw it over and over again for some reason. Pants: poo poo-stained cargo shorts Feet: Socks with sandals (poo poo stained).
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# ? May 6, 2015 01:20 |
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>take remaining poop out of Colon
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# ? May 6, 2015 01:23 |
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>Take a shower, and put on clean cargo shorts. shirt, socks and sandals. Replace fedora with trilby.
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# ? May 6, 2015 01:26 |
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> Press your face against the shitstain on the wall and use the figure for a Rorschach test to dig out our repressed memories.
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# ? May 6, 2015 01:26 |
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Colon looks like it's ready for a kiss
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# ? May 6, 2015 01:27 |
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> put the colon in your pocket and leave the bathroom in search of someone to query
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# ? May 6, 2015 01:27 |
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Four Score posted:>take remaining poop out of Colon You push with all your might, and manage to shart the last of the poop out of your colon into your cargo pants. Well done!
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# ? May 6, 2015 01:27 |
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Applewhite posted:
>Carve choco bar into key so you can pick the lock on the bathroom and go outside.
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# ? May 6, 2015 01:30 |