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There are apparently no candidates eligible to be on the ballot for mayor of Flint, MI, so everyone has to be written in. A local defense attorney is campaigning for his pet pig Giggles, and the other candidates are really mad because apparently its racist or something. http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2015/05/candidate_blasts_giggles_the_p.html
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# ? May 9, 2015 01:12 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:37 |
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looks like that whore got giggled
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# ? May 9, 2015 01:15 |
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Expected thread on former police in politics, pleasantly surprised by outcome.
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# ? May 9, 2015 01:16 |
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quote:I have been asked a lot of questions about Giggles running for Mayor, so I'll explain it one time--and then we can get back to the fun. It started because one of the city council members, who was convicted of murder, announced he was running for mayor. I am pretty forgiving, but it I am really strongly opposed to murder—and think electing a mayor who was convicted of murder sends a bad message about our city. Not to mention the embarrassing letters he has written about Flint. We also have a mayoral candidate who was recently convicted for driving his car while drunk on the highway with three flat tires—while driving the wrong direction on the highway. This same mayoral candidate has been thrown out of council meeting because he cannot behave himself. Flint deserves better candidates than this. While reading about these people it occurred to me that Giggles would be a more dignified candidate—and I’m right.
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# ? May 9, 2015 01:16 |
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saying a pig is a better mayoral candidate than a bunch of degenerates is not racist i dont even think pigs can see color
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# ? May 9, 2015 01:18 |
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Enfield posted:looks like that whore got giggled
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# ? May 9, 2015 01:18 |
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This is one of the other candidates: http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2013/12/flint_councilman_eric_mays_cha.html quote:Mays, 55, was arrested about 2:50 a.m., Nov. 30, when police said they found him trying to change a tire on a vehicle with four flats. Police said the vehicle involved had been traveling north in the southbound lanes of Interstate-475 on four flat tires. Mays was charged Friday, Dec. 6, with operating a vehicle while intoxicated, possession of marijuana, no proof of insurance and refusal to be fingerprinted, according to Flint District Court records. So right now we are either getting a convicted murderer, a drunk, or a pig as our elected official.
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# ? May 9, 2015 01:25 |
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just a rule of thumb: if you have to ask, then yeah, its racist
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# ? May 9, 2015 01:30 |
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Murderer > pig > drunk
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# ? May 9, 2015 01:31 |
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its not racist but it is an offense to God - it bascially is putting human and animals on the same level
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# ? May 9, 2015 01:36 |
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here's the other dude http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2015/03/flint_councilman_who_served_19.html dont hate on me cus i killed a man sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
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# ? May 9, 2015 01:44 |
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pigs aren't a race OP
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# ? May 9, 2015 01:45 |
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all politicians are pigs. LOL!
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# ? May 9, 2015 01:45 |
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Sintax posted:here's the other dude Dude has a platform against murderer discrimination.
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# ? May 9, 2015 01:53 |
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Throwdini posted:just a rule of thumb: if you have to ask, then yeah, its racist that sounds pretty loving stupid to me
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# ? May 9, 2015 01:54 |
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is Caligula racist because he made his horse a senator?
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# ? May 9, 2015 02:30 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:is Caligula racist because he made his horse a senator? he hosed his sister, so no.
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# ? May 9, 2015 02:31 |
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death to all pigs
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# ? May 9, 2015 02:32 |
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-Misfit- posted:death to all pigs
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# ? May 9, 2015 02:33 |
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-Misfit- posted:death to all pigs pig genocide would be bad because then we wouldn't have any more bacon
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# ? May 9, 2015 02:34 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:pig genocide would be bad because then we wouldn't have any more bacon refrigeration of all dead pigs
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# ? May 9, 2015 02:42 |
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-Misfit- posted:refrigeration of all dead pigs if you kill all of them then there will eventually be no more bacon which would seriously impact my morning breakfast taco supply
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# ? May 9, 2015 02:43 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:if you kill all of them then there will eventually be no more bacon which would seriously impact my morning breakfast taco supply the japanese will invent something
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# ? May 9, 2015 02:45 |
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Real answer-- you'd have to do exit polling to even hazard a guess.
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# ? May 9, 2015 02:45 |
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-Misfit- posted:the japanese will invent something are you xMisfitx
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# ? May 9, 2015 02:47 |
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sorry your city is going hog wild op
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# ? May 9, 2015 03:47 |
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This pig is going to ruin Flint Michigan
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# ? May 9, 2015 03:50 |
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There's a town in Alaska that's had an animal mayor for 18 years now. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stubbs_%28cat%29
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# ? May 9, 2015 04:10 |
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Flint, as a community, should stop baconshaming.
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# ? May 9, 2015 04:15 |
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Enfield posted:looks like that whore got g*ggled
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# ? May 9, 2015 04:16 |
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why is your mom running for mayor?
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# ? May 9, 2015 04:21 |
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i think it's pretty racist
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# ? May 9, 2015 04:22 |
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toronto did it first.
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# ? May 9, 2015 04:36 |
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jarofpiss posted:i think it's pretty racist why
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# ? May 9, 2015 04:37 |
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as a torontonian i am inclined to say no, just incredibly stupid
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# ? May 9, 2015 04:40 |
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look man im just gonna go with my gut on this one
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# ? May 9, 2015 04:41 |
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at this point i think it would be racist not to elect the pig
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# ? May 9, 2015 04:41 |
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also can the pig be turned into angelos coney dogs tia
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# ? May 9, 2015 04:42 |
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porkchop_express posted:also can the pig be turned into angelos coney dogs tia Giggles2015
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# ? May 9, 2015 04:49 |
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nothing wrong with electing a pig mayor as long as you treat all pigs as humans. If you eat pigs though i think this becomes ethically questionable.
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# ? May 9, 2015 04:50 |