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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

diabeetz posted:

daddy would you like some sausage

Literally the only thing I know from that movie.

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caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Alonzo "Hamburger" Jones somehow managed to pull off being the worst comic on the face of the earth, yet also be totally watchable at the same time. You'll laugh for all the wrong reasons.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
all american stand-ups

SeventhSeven
Jun 28, 2009
Tosh. Shows up, bumps upcoming comics, and just won't shut the gently caress up. At first I was like wow it's Tosh! And then 20 minutes later I was researching home trepanation techniques.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Sarah Silverman. I would literally rather watch two hours of holocaust footage than sit through Jesus is Magic again.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Jolio. He's just not funny since they cured his polio

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Janeane Garofalo by a country mile.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

diabeetz posted:

Ron James is dumb, if that's the short little man with big ears who makes Canadian jokes constantly.

He barely even counts. He's basically just a safe act for old people.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Has no one said Adam Carolla yet

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Jeff Dunham

dogdisaster
May 31, 2014

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
russell brand seems like kind of guy people see to feel smarter about themselves

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

haljordan posted:

Janeane Garofalo by a country mile.

I've had a crush on her since I was a little kid in the 90's.

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

louis ck and silverman

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.
Nick DiPaolo is loving terrible

"I loving hate women and am a big wop Republican" is not a funny comedy act fuckface

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Margaret Cho is so bad sometimes I get angry thinking about it

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
https://youtu.be/HpqjErGfJ9c

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

pretty soft girl posted:

Marc Maron seems like a vile, mean, self-important blowhard but without any of the funny or charm other comedians have to balance those terrible personality traits out

he was better when he was a pathetic suicidal failure but now that hes found success he is truly loving awful

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Every day I pray today is the day Ralphie May has his inevitable fatal coronary.

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

Jim Gaffigan, Aziz Ansari, and Sarah Silverman are all uniformly terrible at stand up.

I do like Aziz in P&R.

On the other end, Aeris Spears' standup is totally unappreciated.

Gay Fry
Apr 27, 2014
Chris Farley

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Carver Crisis posted:

Every day I pray today is the day Ralphie May has his inevitable fatal coronary.

Health At Any Size

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009

Sheep-Goats posted:

Kat Williams is also a real mealy piece of poo poo.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Gay Fry posted:

Chris Farley

did he even do standup

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I've never heard anything less funny than Rant In E-Minor

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

Frankie Boyle's whole act is basically saying oval office over and over again with a Scottish accent.

Also all non-white or non-male American comedians.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Hobohemian posted:

I've had a crush on her since I was a little kid in the 90's.

She was super dreamy in The West Wing, too, their casting was amazing.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i once saw an episode of Last Comic Standing and there was some scraggly hobo-looking dude who was making puns on stage. i'll go with that guy

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People

Sheep-Goats posted:

Kat Williams is also a real mealy piece of poo poo.

Especially since he converted to evangelical christianity and thinks evolution is bullshit now.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



AWW HELL YES TYLER V

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
Just West of Cincinnati Airport!

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
i really don't care for that fellow with the puppets

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!
Lewis Black. The SCREAMING SUPER LOUD=FUNNY school of comedy doesn't make sense to me.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtVaBi9H4Ao

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



KILLIN IT TYLER V

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Carver Crisis posted:

Every day I pray today is the day Ralphie May has his inevitable fatal coronary.

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this



Setup
Punchline

Setup
Punchline

Listen up 'pros' this is how it's done

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Cymbal Monkey posted:

Lewis Black. The SCREAMING SUPER LOUD=FUNNY school of comedy doesn't make sense to me.

SAM KINISONAAAAAUGHAAAAUUUGH

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

I get unreasonably annoyed even seeing the cover of the Gabriel Iglesias popcorn box special thing come up in Netflix

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I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsBRXtGxos4

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