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dark_3y3 posted:Is it finally time to unearth my Jort collection? I have been hoarding them since the 90's, awaiting for their triumphant return. Perhaps I can sell them as vintage Jorts to all the hipsters. pm me
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Did adukts ever wear jncos or were they strictly a kids and teens thing
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May 10, 2015 21:55
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There was a brief moment when cargo pants said "I'm about to go on an actual adventure" but now mean "these are my only pants"
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May 10, 2015 21:57
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chino shorts are pretty comfy and respectable but i dunno if they stopped being cool
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May 10, 2015 21:58
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naem posted:There was a brief moment when cargo pants said "I'm about to go on an actual adventure" but now mean "these are my only pants" Yah. It's like wearing a frame backpack to carry your school books.
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May 10, 2015 21:59
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Hipsters don't understand the concept of practical shorts that fit. They'd rather wear ill fitting super tight pants with unusable pockets.
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May 10, 2015 22:00
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khaki slacks
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May 10, 2015 22:00
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toggle posted:khaki slacks I don't approve of khaki slacks. Wear khaki chinos or else wear slacks in a normal color like charcoal imo
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May 10, 2015 22:01
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City of Tampa posted:i don't like sitting on my wallet because it's uncomfortable and deforms the seat in my car. if I don't wear cargos where do I put my wallet? keep in mind that my left front pocket has a giant smartphone and my right front pocket has my keys. Why are your keys in your pocket in the car? Also your car has many pockets to put things.
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May 10, 2015 22:02
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Also to the people saying just wear pants, I guess you don't live in Florida. All but about one or two weeks out of the year you will die of heat exhaustion if you wear pants here.
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May 10, 2015 22:03
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Also LOL if you carry a giant George costanza wallet that fucks up your back. Do the card holder + money clip thing so your suits will sit right
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May 10, 2015 22:03
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Also to the people saying just wear pants, I guess you don't live in Florida. All but about one or two weeks out of the year you will die of heat exhaustion if you wear pants here. Linen pants
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May 10, 2015 22:04
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Was looking for some cool guy shorts, but then realized I was old and not cool so just bought some 12 dollar dickies.
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May 10, 2015 22:38
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City of Tampa posted:no my right front pocket is reserved for my keys. when I drive it is empty, i'm not moving my wallet around when I get in and out of the car. I need a wallet pocket that is not on my butt or either of my normal front pockets. Only cargos provide this. why the hell wouldn't you just put your keys in with your wallet? your keys are pretty easy to tell apart from your wallet and outside them having a fancy shmancy remote and poo poo aren't going to make getting your wallet handy harder.
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May 11, 2015 00:06
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do you wear socks w/ sandals op?
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May 11, 2015 00:13
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Also to the people saying just wear pants, I guess you don't live in Florida. All but about one or two weeks out of the year you will die of heat exhaustion if you wear pants here. No one has ever cared how things are in Florida or Texas.
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May 11, 2015 00:24
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Gatekeeper posted:i didn't realize people still used wallets honestly i mean how much poo poo are you carrying around with you that you need a folding pouch for all of it? put your id bank card and greenbacks in your pocket and man the gently caress up lil pissbitch A wallet has space for rubbers, which are something you'll never use anyway so nevermind
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May 11, 2015 00:27
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:why the hell wouldn't you just put your keys in with your wallet? your keys are pretty easy to tell apart from your wallet and outside them having a fancy shmancy remote and poo poo aren't going to make getting your wallet handy harder. if I put my keys into my pocket that already contains a wallet, the keys will go in between the layers of the wallet or will lay on top of the wallet and that poo poo will be like 4" thick. jeez
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May 11, 2015 00:51
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fakeaccount posted:A wallet has space for rubbers, which are something you'll never use anyway so nevermind They say yoi shouldn't do this, it makes them more likely to break
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May 11, 2015 02:36
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City of Tampa posted:if I put my keys into my pocket that already contains a wallet, the keys will go in between the layers of the wallet or will lay on top of the wallet and that poo poo will be like 4" thick. jeez http://www.amazon.com/AlpineSwiss-Leather-Wallet-Super-Pocket/dp/B00AB0AX4C/
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May 11, 2015 03:35
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Also to the people saying just wear pants, I guess you don't live in Florida. All but about one or two weeks out of the year you will die of heat exhaustion if you wear pants here.
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May 11, 2015 04:07
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how me a frog posted:Because shorts are traditionally seen as garments for a boy, not a man. It has to do with cloth shortages in the wars, and you inherited some of that from us without really knowing what it means. Imagine being stopped by a policeman in shorts. Would you take him or her seriously? I would not. Cargo shorts are worse still because what the gently caress are you even carrying in those excessive pockets? 
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May 11, 2015 04:12
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Ork of Fiction posted:Yah. maybe everything's digital now but when i was going to school my books weighed more than what i bring on a 3 night backpacking trip so actually this isn't very bad when you think about it.
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May 11, 2015 04:15
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Here's a picture of the 2015 jort competition and one of the losers, for those who are wondering what jorts are not cool atm
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May 11, 2015 05:28
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Mange Mite posted:Also LOL if you carry a giant George costanza wallet that fucks up your back. Do the card holder + money clip thing so your suits will sit right we're literally talking about cargo shorts and here u are talking about wearing a wallet that makes your suit fit right
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May 11, 2015 05:50
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White Noise Marine posted:Why are your keys in your pocket in the car? Push to start mofo
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May 11, 2015 05:56
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lol if you put your wallet in your back pocket just fuckin lol how scrub tier can you be
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May 11, 2015 05:58
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Amarcarts posted:Push to start mofo  gently caress, you shut down all the poors with old rear end cars itt
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May 11, 2015 17:14
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May 11, 2015 17:21
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Applewhite can u draw op's dick 4 me plz
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May 11, 2015 17:23
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Matey posted:Applewhite can u draw op's dick 4 me plz 8=D
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May 11, 2015 17:24
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hahahaaaa, nice
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May 11, 2015 17:26
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naem posted:There was a brief moment when cargo pants said "I'm about to go on an actual adventure" but now mean "these are my only pants"
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May 11, 2015 17:39
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Volume posted:They're the trenchcoat for legs Dick Fagballzson posted:Hipsters don't understand the concept of practical shorts that fit. They'd rather wear ill fitting super tight pants with unusable pockets. Both of these statements are factual.
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May 11, 2015 18:10
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Doctor Dogballs posted:we're literally talking about cargo shorts and here u are talking about wearing a wallet that makes your suit fit right what, you switch out wallets for different outfits like girls with purses? also the back pain thing still applies
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May 11, 2015 18:18
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I prefer cargo capris. I also have dickies cargo pants for when I go talk to clients. Pockets are cool.
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May 11, 2015 18:26
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Sheep-Goats posted:No one has ever cared how things are in Florida or Texas. Yeah I mean it's not like they're the second and third most heavily populated states in the country where pretty much everyone lives now or anything.
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May 11, 2015 18:39
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Yeah I mean it's not like they're the second and third most heavily populated states in the country where pretty much everyone lives now or anything. The people that choose to live there only count as 3/5ths of a person.
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May 11, 2015 18:45
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psyopmonkey posted:The people that choose to live there only count as 3/5ths of a person. Where do you live? Southern CA? Good luck with that shithole desert that a bunch of idiots decided to settle during an unsually wet period. You will have no water soon.
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Where do you live? Southern CA? Good luck with that shithole desert that a bunch of idiots decided to settle during an unsually wet period. You will have no water soon. I live in Portland. I put birds on pickles. Pickles made with the water that is so abundant here. Water privilege burn
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