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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
mods namechange to outraged jew neighbor plz and tia i dont care if people have asked for it before in this thread bc i didnt read this thread

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

gggiiimmmppp posted:

have any of you ever even met a nazi? maybe theyre nice people. dont rush to judgemen

They get mad if you don't call them "officer" though.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

What is it with Illinois and nazis anyways?

If you drive about 15 minutes in any direction from the Chicago city limits, you will basically be in The South. There may be pockets of civilization elsewhere, but it is a perilous journey fraught with hazard.

You will die of dysentery, or if you're caught outside after nightfall, a grue.

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
so i have a huge, fenced in backyard, basically forest for about 50+ yards starting about 15-20 yards from my back porch. during a big storm a few months ago a huge tree broke in half and fell into the lawn portion of the yard. as the tree was very large and I would also need the still-standing half removed as well, i needed to hire help with professional equipment to remove everything. problem was, it took me months to finally get someone to come out. kept trying to get quotes from people that then didn't call back, constantly rescheduled on me, etc. meanwhile, I couldn't mow like half of the yard because of the obstructing fallen tree-top foliage, and the grass in the yard (and then weeds) got really tall as a result

i finally got the drat thing removed just this last week, and got my lawn fully mowed again. but today in the mail, i get a letter from the city telling me some neighbor reported my fully fenced in, forested backyard that isn't really visible to anyone unless they deliberately trespass on my property to check it out for tall grass, and that if I didn't get the grass/weeds taken care of by a certain date i'd be cited for a city code violation of some sort. of course i just laughed out loud because the problem was dealt with literally before they even sent me the letter, gently caress you dipshit anonymous neighbor

and then i see this thread, and it occurs to me

i live in a country where I'll be fined by the city government for having too tall grass in my semi-concealed backyard, but if i want to hang Nazi flags by my front-door, they can't touch me

ninotoreS fucked around with this message at 23:51 on May 9, 2015

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

ninotoreS posted:

so i have a huge, fenced in backyard, basically forest for about 50+ yards starting about 15-20 yards from my back porch. during a big storm a few months ago a huge tree broke in half and fell into the lawn portion of the yard. as the tree was very large and I would also need the still-standing half removed as well, i needed to hire help with professional equipment to remove everything. problem was, it took me months to finally get someone to come out. kept trying to get quotes from people that then didn't call back, constantly rescheduled on me, etc. meanwhile, I couldn't mow like half of the yard because of the obstructing fallen tree-top foliage, and the grass in the yard (and then weeds) got really tall as a result

i finally got the drat thing removed just this last week, and got my lawn fully mowed again. but today in the mail, i get a letter from the city telling me some neighbor reported my fully fenced in, forested backyard that isn't really visible to anyone unless they deliberately trespass on my property to check it out for tall grass, and that if I didn't get the grass/weeds taken care of by a certain date i'd be cited for a city code violation of some sort. of course i just laughed out loud because the problem was dealt with literally before they even sent me the letter, gently caress you dipshit anonymous neighbor

and then i see this thread, and it occurs to me

i live in a country where I'll be fined by the city government for having too tall grass in my semi-concealed backyard, but if i want to hang Nazi flags by my front-door, they can't touch me

I recommend hanging nazi flags

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
an outraged jew neighbor

lol

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I love it when the houses foundation is also the patio

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

ninotoreS posted:

so i have a huge, fenced in backyard, basically forest for about 50+ yards starting about 15-20 yards from my back porch. during a big storm a few months ago a huge tree broke in half and fell into the lawn portion of the yard. as the tree was very large and I would also need the still-standing half removed as well, i needed to hire help with professional equipment to remove everything. problem was, it took me months to finally get someone to come out. kept trying to get quotes from people that then didn't call back, constantly rescheduled on me, etc. meanwhile, I couldn't mow like half of the yard because of the obstructing fallen tree-top foliage, and the grass in the yard (and then weeds) got really tall as a result

i finally got the drat thing removed just this last week, and got my lawn fully mowed again. but today in the mail, i get a letter from the city telling me some neighbor reported my fully fenced in, forested backyard that isn't really visible to anyone unless they deliberately trespass on my property to check it out for tall grass, and that if I didn't get the grass/weeds taken care of by a certain date i'd be cited for a city code violation of some sort. of course i just laughed out loud because the problem was dealt with literally before they even sent me the letter, gently caress you dipshit anonymous neighbor

and then i see this thread, and it occurs to me

i live in a country where I'll be fined by the city government for having too tall grass in my semi-concealed backyard, but if i want to hang Nazi flags by my front-door, they can't touch me

if bribing politicians counts as free speech these days, i don't see why tall grass can't as well

Kthulhu5000
Jul 25, 2006

by R. Guyovich
People rush too quickly to judge and condemn. Many see those flags on that house, and see a symbol of hatred, violence, and murder associated with it. Some may say it's outright anti-American to have those flags on prominent display like that.

But people need to realize that the display of those flags is actually quite in the American spirit, for this unpopular form of free speech represents that, hey, there are possibly a lot of guns, drugs, and other valuables in the house that you can burgle, and no one will care because of who you're taking it from.

You gotta see the big picture here!

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Doc Block posted:

i'll be his neighbors did nazi this coming

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

i'm the walmart deck chairs on the porch of that habitat for humanity reichstag.

Mods please change my name to habitat for humanity reichstag

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004

Kthulhu5000 posted:

People rush too quickly to judge and condemn. Many see those flags on that house, and see a symbol of hatred, violence, and murder associated with it. Some may say it's outright anti-American to have those flags on prominent display like that.

But people need to realize that the display of those flags is actually quite in the American spirit, for this unpopular form of free speech represents that, hey, there are possibly a lot of guns, drugs, and other valuables in the house that you can burgle, and no one will care because of who you're taking it from.

You gotta see the big picture here!

Yeah but that's the thing. The most valuable poo poo in there is probably all the meth they're cooking in the bath tub, but you'll never be able to move it because the only other people who are buying it are poor dumb white people.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
illinazis

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Moola posted:

illinazis

Just add water meth

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Kthulhu5000 posted:


But people need to realize that the display of those flags is actually quite in the American spirit,

This but unironicly

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Turns out it's just a couple of Buddhists living there.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Lt. Chips posted:

I hate Illinois nazis.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

burritolingus posted:

Turns out it's just a couple of Buddhists living there.

definitely nobody has made that joke itt yet

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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in my opinion he should not fly nazi flags

KaiserSchnitzel
Feb 23, 2003

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common
a) there are no jews, blacks, mexicans, or catholics in Arcola, Il. It's a one-light intersection town off I 57 between loving Champaign and Effingham.

b) whoever owns this house has never seen a jew in his/her little life. He/she is a poser that listens to too much Glenn Beck, because that's all there is left for decent white folks in Obama's America.

c) if this story got no news coverage, it would have sorted itself out naturally by now.

You can't have the government do something about this; it's a free speech issue. The people of Arcola need to take action into their own hands. Go rip that poo poo down and see how far the police investigation goes (read: until the exact point when the police officer gets back into his squad car).

KaiserSchnitzel
Feb 23, 2003

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

If you drive about 15 minutes in any direction from the Chicago city limits, you will basically be in The South. There may be pockets of civilization elsewhere, but it is a perilous journey fraught with hazard.

You will die of dysentery, or if you're caught outside after nightfall, a grue.

Verified.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

KaiserSchnitzel posted:

a) there are no jews, blacks, mexicans, or catholics in Arcola, Il. It's a one-light intersection town off I 57 between loving Champaign and Effingham.

b) whoever owns this house has never seen a jew in his/her little life. He/she is a poser that listens to too much Glenn Beck, because that's all there is left for decent white folks in Obama's America.

c) if this story got no news coverage, it would have sorted itself out naturally by now.

You can't have the government do something about this; it's a free speech issue. The people of Arcola need to take action into their own hands. Go rip that poo poo down and see how far the police investigation goes (read: until the exact point when the police officer gets back into his squad car).

can you shoot trespassers in illinois like you can in texas

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

gggiiimmmppp posted:

have any of you ever even met a nazi? maybe theyre nice people. dont rush to judgemen

I was related to a woman who used to spy for the gestapo (or some other intelligence agency). Since she was a woman and I had been told she worked for the gestapo i have to assume she was a prostitute who worked at salon kitty, so i never asked her any details about it. She denied the holocaust ever happened until she saw schindler's list in the theater and then shortly after tearfully admitted to always having had known about it. She was pretty nice, at least to me, but I would be completely unsurprised if she had owned a human skin lampshade.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I was related to a woman who used to spy for the gestapo (or some other intelligence agency). Since she was a woman and I had been told she worked for the gestapo i have to assume she was a prostitute who worked at salon kitty, so i never asked her any details about it. She denied the holocaust ever happened until she saw schindler's list in the theater and then shortly after tearfully admitted to always having had known about it. She was pretty nice, at least to me, but I would be completely unsurprised if she had owned a human skin lampshade.

did she have any outraged jew neighbors bringing her down?

naem
May 29, 2011

That's quite the house

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

LeoMarr posted:

did she have any outraged jew neighbors bringing her down?

I don't know I only met her twice but she seemed like an agreeable and non-hateful person who loved weak homemade beer and strong homemade sausage. she also married a half-jewish lithuanian guy so idkwtf

edit: maybe it was latvian, are latvia and lithuania the same place?

2nd e: lol they pretty much are fuckin' crazy balkans

Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 21:58 on May 10, 2015

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

I.C. posted:

Are SHARPS still a thing?

there's, like, 10 people in toronto maybe. or at least there was until zundel got deported back to germany

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

ninotoreS posted:

i live in a country where I'll be fined by the city government for having too tall grass in my semi-concealed backyard, but if i want to hang Nazi flags by my front-door, they can't touch me
Faaaaaantastic to hear.

God bless America :911:

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

KaiserSchnitzel posted:

You can't have the government do something about this; it's a free speech issue. The people of Arcola need to take action into their own hands. Go rip that poo poo down and see how far the police investigation goes (read: until the exact point when the police officer gets back into his squad car).

it's pretty hosed up that you're advocating criminal activities in order to suppress the rights of an american citizen. smdh

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

old dog child posted:

it's pretty hosed up that you're advocating criminal activities in order to suppress the rights of an american citizen. smdh

Reagan would never let this social unjustice
go unpunished if he was still President

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
what kind of lists do you get put on for clicking the link in the OP?

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Someone should burn a giant Star of David on their front lawn

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Keep an eye on the headlines for the inevitable crack house putsch

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Gaunab posted:

you should legally be able to kill anyone who openly flies or wears the nazi flag


also shoot op

this but also the CSA flag

treason is treason

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Gaunab posted:

you should legally be able to kill anyone who openly flies or wears the nazi flag


also shoot op

- spoken like a true outraged jew neighbor

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

LeoMarr posted:

- spoken like a true outraged jew neighbor

Or Jew media

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Gaunab posted:

you should legally be able to kill anyone who openly flies or wears the nazi flag


also shoot op

LOL LOOKS LIKE SOMEONES BEEN TRIGGERED!!!1!1!!!!1!

Meatwolfe
Oct 31, 2011
That guy's a real half asset nazi. No eagles or iron crosses or anything? Just mismatched flags? Motherfucker probably doesn't even speak German.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Clearly a descendant of Ganesha.

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