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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL






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Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
That's not as bad as I've heard

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im gay

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

This is pretty terrible.

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

white girls look pretty cute with dreadlocks and you know they're always down to dab and suck your dick

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
:barf:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Tashan Dorrsett posted:

white girls look pretty cute with dreadlocks and you know they're always down to dab and suck your dick

any port in a storm (thats a dude)

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

any port in a storm (thats a dude)

yeah lol the second pic is also a dude believe it or not

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

prolly would

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
you don't know xer gender, cis scum

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

any port in a storm (thats a dude)

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Abdul Alhazred posted:

you don't know xer gender, cis scum

you dont know its pronouns

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Would do all these white women

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
the Irish are so loving gross

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

the Irish are so loving gross

Cromwell was right.

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012

A prize-winning turd.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the worst

if you are white male get a jugend haircut.

it always looks good. ive grown mine out long from the front. the best haircut.

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 06:45 on May 11, 2015

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

I'm sure that none of these people smell like patchouli, armpits, and swamp-rear end. None.

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

numberoneposter posted:

the worst

if you are white male get a jugend haircut.

it always looks good. ive grown mine out long from the front. the best haircut.

ah, the macklemore/nazi youth haircut, always a safe goon approved hair style recommendation

don't listen to me, I'm a dirty hippy with hair almost down to my rear end

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
In high school I had a white friend who started growing dreadlocks. After we realised it wasn't a phase, a bunch of us went on a camping trip and brought a pair of scissors, and after a few drinks, we held him down while one person cut off all his hair.

He was mad at the time, but deep down he knew we did the right thing

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
unless the white man has a hairdo that blacks aren't allowed to wear i have to allow all the white dreadlocks for fairness sake

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006

PotatoManJack posted:

In high school I had a white friend who started growing dreadlocks. After we realised it wasn't a phase, a bunch of us went on a camping trip and brought a pair of scissors, and after a few drinks, we held him down while one person cut off all his hair.

He was mad at the time, but deep down he knew we did the right thing

dont admit to this lovely thing edit your post out have some self respect

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

PotatoManJack posted:

In high school I had a white friend who started growing dreadlocks. After we realised it wasn't a phase, a bunch of us went on a camping trip and brought a pair of scissors, and after a few drinks, we held him down while one person cut off all his hair.

He was mad at the time, but deep down he knew we did the right thing

You saved a man's life you should be proud.

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
what you did was a form of rape

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Tashan Dorrsett posted:

ah, the macklemore/nazi youth haircut, always a safe goon approved hair style recommendation

don't listen to me, I'm a dirty hippy with hair almost down to my rear end
just shave the sides and bottom of your head you can keep the rest. that is all we ask.

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012

PotatoManJack posted:

In high school I had a white friend who started growing dreadlocks. After we realised it wasn't a phase, a bunch of us went on a camping trip and brought a pair of scissors, and after a few drinks, we held him down while one person cut off all his hair.

He was mad at the time, but deep down he knew we did the right thing

Are you Mitt Romney.

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009

Pulp Can Move posted:

Are you Mitt Romney.

I don't think so. All of us just thought he looked like a tool.

He did

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
fg

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

PotatoManJack posted:

In high school I had a white friend who started growing dreadlocks. After we realised it wasn't a phase, a bunch of us went on a camping trip and brought a pair of scissors, and after a few drinks, we held him down while one person cut off all his hair.

He was mad at the time, but deep down he knew we did the right thing

the redneck way

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
i had dreadlocks in high school for a while. cut em out after a year or two.

white ppl probably shouldn't have dreadlocks unless they have the right kind of hair for it, thick and curly. otherwise it just looks sad.

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009

Dyna Soar posted:

the redneck way

Pretty much, except we were kids from a middle class suburb in Canada and he really did look like a tool

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

PotatoManJack posted:

Pretty much, except we were kids from a middle class suburb in Canada and he really did look like a tool

thats a p. loving horrible thing to do though. conform or we'll make you. would you have raped him if he'd turned out to be gay?

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

PotatoManJack posted:

Pretty much, except we were kids from a middle class suburb in Canada and he really did look like a tool

a tool is someone who fastens their lives to comformity, perhaps you should try a more apropos term like poseur.

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
What about a korean with dreadlocks. How about an Inuit ever seen that poo poo

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
one time I saw a dog with dreadlocks, no lie

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Abdul Alhazred posted:

one time I saw a dog with dreadlocks, no lie

those dogs are loving badass. the locks are to give protection against wolves. they're an ancient breed of sheep herding dogs and they fear nothing.

you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)
One of my freshman roommates was the most stereotypical hippie-ish suburban white girl with dreads. Our room was uncontrollably hot in the winter, and one of her (also white) friends with dreads came over sometimes to work on each other's hair, so our room was 80* and reeked of dirty hair and it was the worst.

Apparently it takes a lot of maintenance to have lovely, ugly dreadlocks in straight, smooth hair!

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
dreadlock armor?? that's a drat cool dog

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Abdul Alhazred posted:

one time I saw a dog with dreadlocks, no lie

I got that Beck CD too

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Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

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