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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

mich posted:

The teams I like never go anywhere. :smith:

Final semifinals red x's:


You did MTL/TBL twice.

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Buane
Nov 28, 2005

When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll

twitter posted:

@AndrewShapiro10
5/13/13: Henrik 35 saves, Rangers win Game 7
5/13/14: Henrik 35 saves, Rangers win Game 7
5/13/15: Henrik 35 saves, Rangers win Game 7

Remember remember the 13th of May

mich
Feb 28, 2003
I may be racist but I'm the good kind of racist! You better put down those chopsticks, you HITLER!

Hockles posted:

You did MTL/TBL twice.

Grr, was having some trouble with imgur. Fixed.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

Mr. Kite
Aug 28, 2004

SHUT UP AND PLAY HOCKEY
Here are the Cup-less old guys you can cheer for to win it all:

Timonen, 39 (Blackhawks)
Morrow, 36 (Lightning) [I always thought he won it with Dallas but his career began the year after their win.]

Also, Jason Labarbera (Ducks) has never played in a playoff game. So if he gets into one a some point, feel free to be happy for him.

Reasons to cheer for remaining teams
Rangers: prevents Blackhawks from winning 3 in 6 years; I guess some people like Henrik
Lightning: Morrow; prevents Blackhawks from winning 3 in 6 years.
Blackhawks: Timonen
Ducks: prevents Blackhawks from winning 3 in 6 years.

Mr. Kite fucked around with this message at 04:48 on May 14, 2015

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Mr. Kite posted:

Here are the Cup-less old guys you can cheer for to win it all:

Timonen, 39 (Blackhawks)
Morrow, 36 (Lightning)

Also, Jason Labarbera (Ducks) has never played in a playoff game. So if he gets into one a some point, feel free to be happy for him.

Reasons to cheer for remaining teams
Rangers: prevents Blackhawks from winning 3 in 6 years.
Lightning: Morrow, prevents Blackhawks from winning 3 in 6 years.
Blackhawks: Timonen
Ducks: prevents Blackhawks from winning 3 in 6 years.

go blackhawks

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
Man gently caress Chicago

but ugh, go Chicago

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
join the tampa bay lightning hockey club bandwagon with me, wonder j llama, as I am v moody and capricious in my posting and no one gets sick of that. ever.

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good
Can Zuccarello be ok again please? PLEASE?

Buane posted:

Remember remember the 13th of May

If this is true :tinfoil:/:woop:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Mr. Kite posted:

Reasons to cheer for remaining teams
Rangers: prevents Blackhawks from winning 3 in 6 years; I guess some people like Henrik
Lightning: Morrow; prevents Blackhawks from winning 3 in 6 years.
Blackhawks: Timonen
Ducks: prevents Blackhawks from winning 3 in 6 years.

You can say "prevents Blackhawks from definitively being better than the team I root for"

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Kevlar v2.0 posted:

You can say "prevents Blackhawks from definitively being better than the team I root for"

Next year is an even year.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Vicas posted:

Man gently caress Chicago

but ugh, go Chicago

By the end of this round Mook will have rallied all of SAS against the Ducks

GopherFlats
Mar 16, 2011
Is it too late for the Ducks to re-sign Selanne for like three weeks so he can get another ring?

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Go Bourdreau I guess. Get the Cup and then toss some chicken wings in it.

But still gently caress Corey Perry.

And gently caress the Rangers.

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Vicas posted:

Man gently caress Chicago

but ugh, go Chicago

:3:

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Dom Moore is getting old (34) and is cool and deserves a cup and his wife died from cancer and that's sad

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

LmaoTheKid posted:

I really want to say something mean but I'm not because I was a terrible terrible poster today.

Caps fans, you guys are cool and I'm sorry if I was a miserable prick. That was an awesome series and I know you're sad and stuff right now so there's not a lot I can say.

I posted in the Charity thread that is donate 100$ to a local DC charity so if one of you could point me where to send my money I'd be very greatful. Maybe something education related?

Yeah you were a poo poo all series but whatever. It's what the playoffs do to people.

Lundqvist is still cool and good and handsome and if the Rangers win it all it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.

Except Kreider. gently caress him.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Buane posted:

Remember remember the 13th of May

my rangers fan sister keeps getting game 7 wins for her birthday

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Sorry poo poo cities, Henrik is going to carry God's Team to glorious victory

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

Wonderllama posted:

hey did you guys know that MSL used to play for the lightning?

I will be mocking that and him in GDTs. I'm my own posting crush.

This is how you get carpal tunnel.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Sorry poo poo cities, Henrik is going to carry God's Team to glorious victory

Nope, rooting for ANA/TBL now. You blew it.

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES
The King of Roller Hockey

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Sorry poo poo cities, Henrik is going to carry God's Team to glorious victory

A New Yorker thinking that his city is the best city?!?!

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES
I live in the city that is called New York City and I think that city is a good city but not necessarily superlatively so, but here is a thing that I know for sure: New York City is a better city than any city that is in the state of Florida

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
guess we'll just have to settle for the city with the better hockey team v:)v

A COMPUTER GUY
Aug 23, 2007

I can't spare this man - he fights.
go anaheim if only because of the SAS meltdown that will ensue

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

gently caress the rangers

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
My "definitely gonna win" series in round 2 was Anaheim over Calgary.

If you had to pick one of the four teams to take their series, who would you go with?

It feels like such a crap shoot with any of them.

.Spec
Oct 4, 2001

Wonderllama posted:

join the tampa bay lightning hockey club bandwagon with me, wonder j llama, as I am v moody and capricious in my posting and no one gets sick of that. ever.

jumping on the bandwagon only so I can continue to listen to whoever-the-gently caress the color guy is on Lightning radio broadcasts. In my mind it's wonderllama

edit: hah oh god is the color guy really Phil Esposito? Dude is hilarious in that he'll talk over whoever is currently speaking without thinking twice, and then subsequently lose his mind any time TB scores. I'm concerned he'll have a heart attack on air if they make it to the SCF

.Spec fucked around with this message at 05:50 on May 14, 2015

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

A New Yorker thinking that his city is the best city?!?!

In his defense the other 3 left are the assholes of their respective areas. Which would be the butts of their respective areas. Which would be the general backside area of theirs.

And so on.

Heaf
Jan 15, 2008

People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands

.Spec posted:

jumping on the bandwagon only so I can continue to listen to whoever-the-gently caress the color guy is on Lightning radio broadcasts. In my mind it's wonderllama

It's Phil Esposito.

Go hockey I guess I'm begrudgingly rooting for the Ducks? I don't know. It ends with the Hawks in no more than 6.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I'm thinking Ducks in 4, personally

Loqieu
Feb 27, 2001

The Lightning are a great team with great history. Like when they were owned by a Japanese guy for 6 years who had never seen the team, never met anyone from management, and some people didn't believe actually existed.

Gonna be a great match-up.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Go the Lightning I guess and if not them the Hawks.

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Sorry poo poo cities, Henrik is going to carry God's Team to glorious victory

Ia Scrub-Niggurath!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Chicago has the least objectionable SAS fan base... But gently caress them anyway. Go East but preferably not Tampa.

Dak02
Nov 23, 2003

SPARE SOME CHANGE??
Go Ducks, Go Perry. gently caress da haterz :smuggo:

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Aphrodite posted:

Chicago has the least objectionable SAS fan base... But gently caress them anyway. Go East but preferably not Tampa.

:smith:

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It's a compliment sort of!

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