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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



jew can, and will, vote

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
They loving love seltzer water

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Windows 98 posted:

They loving love seltzer water

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
all vaguely smell like copper for some reason

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



everything but they nose is actually smaller

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Windows 98 posted:

They loving love seltzer water

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

Their hair is amazingly soft.

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
HUUUUUUUGE cocks

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
craft beers, fixie bikes, and caramel macchiatos

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



it's pronounced "you-ish"

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Why the gently caress am I so low on seltzer water...?

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
Why the goddamn hell do you have a severed deer head in your refrigerator

e: also apparently your garbage

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Windows 98 posted:

Why the gently caress am I so low on seltzer water...?



shut up and go back to mass you loving Jew poser

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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I think the real question is why don't I have more bottles of seltzer water

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

HD DAD posted:

Why the goddamn hell do you have a severed deer head in your refrigerator

:q:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



they wibble and they wobble but they can't fall down

Sk8ers4Christ
Mar 10, 2008

Lord, I ask you to watch over me as I pop an ollie off this 50-foot ramp. If I fail, I'll be seeing you.

HD DAD posted:

all vaguely smell like copper for some reason

from the money bags they keep on them at all times duh

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



their blood can melt steel beams

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

they actually did 9/11

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
they have deer heads in their fridges

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Windows 98 posted:

I think the real question is why don't I have more bottles of seltzer water

The real question is why do you buy off-brand cola you pleb

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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JakeP posted:

The real question is why do you buy off-brand cola you pleb

Because I'm Jewish :confused:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



instead of celebrating christmas jews stay inside and get angry

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
can never shut up about their goddamn bacon and sriracha sauce

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

Only use Charmin Ultra and carry it around in purses/pockets wherever they go.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
jews invented and are the biggest proponents of electronic music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
never stop telling you about obscure bands

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

social vegan posted:

instead of celebrating christmas jews stay inside and get chinese food

fixed

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



the star of david is actually the two triangles of anthony and donald

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

This is actually incredibly true....

Hot Wet Pizza Slut
Jun 10, 2012

lovely to look at
delightful to hold
but if you shall break it
to you it is sold
Can be surprisingly racist.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Great at bowling

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Hot Wet Pizza Slut posted:

Can be surprisingly racist.

State of Israel is one of the more racist states, this is known

Hot Wet Pizza Slut
Jun 10, 2012

lovely to look at
delightful to hold
but if you shall break it
to you it is sold
I did not know that. I don't like Israelis for entirely different reasons. Go figure.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

kool keith jew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQtfeszBgAc

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



if jews tap they nose near a chimney they zoom up it

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

social vegan posted:

jew can, and will, vote

If you live in Brooklyn, they'll vote several times

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
their farts don't smell

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

can change into cats

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Jews only have to brush once a day instead of twice to prevent tooth decay

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