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my superpower was imitating voices. I guess I'd have to be a singer or something. maybe a sports commentator
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Ghost Head posted:my superpower was imitating voices. I guess I'd have to be a singer or something. maybe a sports commentator I dunno man just make a living doing imitation of famous people for comedy shows or somthn 
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May 18, 2015 15:20
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Your powers are telepathy and withstanding extreme cold. Telepath, villain, gonna mind-control lots of people.
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May 18, 2015 15:24
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my super power is controlling insects. i would basically be swimming in money working in pest control. as long as there are homes and people living in them there will always be termite, cockroaches and ants that need to be removed. jesus this is actually sweet as gently caress. gently caress heroes and villains and epic fights. i'm gonna get me a decent loving salary for once in my life!!!
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May 18, 2015 15:55
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I detect lies I offer my service to the chinese secret service and spend my retirement days living in a sick rear end mansion getting sucked off by five thousand dollar hookers
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May 18, 2015 15:59
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"Your powers are super balance and an enhanced sense of smell." Great, look at me on my balance beam using my super balance powers, try and push me off, you just can't......oh, is that mom's cooking I can smell!
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May 18, 2015 16:04
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I got manipulating metal and learning the complete history of an object by touching it. Guess I'd just be a really good archaeologist or something. Pretty much a cross between magneto and tony robinson.
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May 18, 2015 16:12
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spud posted:"Your powers are super balance and an enhanced sense of smell." You can be catman
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May 18, 2015 16:41
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Manipulating gravity, flight, and seeing in the dark. The space industry is going to pay me a fortune. Or kill me.
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May 18, 2015 16:41
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breathing underwater and transforming into a liquid form. I'd spend my days on the floor. Unmoving. In a puddle. Ideal goon form.
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May 18, 2015 16:50
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I got both manipulating metal and telepathy. So if you combine magneto and professor x do you get normal?
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May 18, 2015 16:55
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Serious Frolicking posted:poo poo dude, immune to smoke, toxic fumes and fire on top of being very flexible? fireman of the year, every year. your super power is not being able to smoke weed
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May 18, 2015 16:55
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That's a pretty amazing power. How does it work? As soon as it touches your lips it goes out?
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May 18, 2015 16:57
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Your powers are manipulating time, near-invulnerability to physical damage, telepathy, and high jumping. Wow, I'm imba as gently caress. I guess I would work as a stunt man for a living and solve crimes in my spare time by reading the minds of criminals and then manipulating time to foil their attempts.
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May 18, 2015 16:58
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Your powers are prehensile hair and shooting energy beams. Sounds like a knockoff medusa or something.
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May 18, 2015 17:00
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If we all had super powers none of us would be special enough to stand out. We would be exactly like we are, only with a few more things to show off at parties. If you were unlucky enough to have a power that aligned with your job role, you would be stuck there with no hope of promotion until they could find someone who was equally super-powered to take over from you. You would be completely overshadowed by the people with the god-tier powers, and drink just to forget how meaningless you were, unless you're unlucky enough to be immune to poisoning. Kill yourself.
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May 18, 2015 17:08
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goatface posted:If we all had super powers none of us would be special enough to stand out. We would be exactly like we are, only with a few more things to show off at parties. If you were unlucky enough to have a power that aligned with your job role, you would be stuck there with no hope of promotion until they could find someone who was equally super-powered to take over from you. You would be completely overshadowed by the people with the god-tier powers, and drink just to forget how meaningless you were, unless you're unlucky enough to be immune to poisoning. I get it, your superpower is to depress everyone around you
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May 18, 2015 17:12
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Your power is controlling fire. I'd dress up like Beavis and have fun with that
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May 18, 2015 17:13
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My powers are manipulating metal, seeing the future, and manipulating shadows. Perfect. I will make millions as a psychic doing spooky seances
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May 18, 2015 17:40
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if you can see the future do you really have any free will or have you just become an agent of the universe, carrying out some mysterious will because you have no choice?
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May 18, 2015 17:46
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Moridin920 posted:if you can see the future do you really have any free will or have you just become an agent of the universe, carrying out some mysterious will because you have no choice? gazing into the future, I can see... that I'm going to... shitpost
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May 18, 2015 18:03
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"Your power is a prehensile tail." How much for surgery?
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May 18, 2015 18:16
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Manipulating light and time. I'm gonna be a women's shoe salesman.
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May 18, 2015 18:21
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Has anyone said Goku yet?
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May 18, 2015 18:23
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so gay and lame that i actually lol'd 5'd.
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May 18, 2015 18:24
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"Your power is controlling air." I would suffocate this gay earth
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May 18, 2015 18:33
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Lot of entrepreneurs
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May 19, 2015 00:54
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I got "Your powers are creating force fields, manipulating emotions, near-invulnerability to physical damage, and super speed," which is obviously a great power set but one that I would be terribly tempted to misuse. It seems like the power set for some sort of knock-off recurring villain who fights entire teams of superheroes but isn't thematically coherent enough make a lasting impression. There are a lot of jobs I could do, but while I'm sure that power set would make for a fantastic bodyguard/government agent/competitor in a gladiatorial bloodsport/etc., I'm also pretty sure emotional manipulation means I never need to do anything but sponge off of other people. I imagine I'd end up some sort of degenerate expatriate living out of luxury hotels and able to get away with incredibly loutish behavior simply because my power set means its nearly impossible for anyone to hold me accountable for my actions.
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May 19, 2015 01:24
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.Your powers are manipulating shadows and sensing emotions. These powers are probably too lame to monetize, and too weak to fight super villains. AFAIK my power is making a room dark and not being autistic.
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May 19, 2015 01:41
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Percelus posted:.Your powers are manipulating shadows and sensing emotions. You could become the greatest shadow puppeteer that ever lived. Or maybe a theater tech.
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May 19, 2015 01:50
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Your powers are super hearing and manipulating plants. I am... pretty much loving useless.
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May 19, 2015 01:51
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Booblord Zagats posted:Your power is controlling fire. 
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May 19, 2015 02:06
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Your powers are withstanding extreme cold and creating fire. I feel like my powers really don't work together at all. I'd be Bipolar Man.
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May 19, 2015 02:07
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prehensile tail does what exactly? I'd be a freak with no nice pants.
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May 19, 2015 02:17
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Percelus posted:.Your powers are manipulating shadows and sensing emotions. with training you could be batman
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May 19, 2015 02:18
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Percelus posted:.Your powers are manipulating shadows and sensing emotions. Troi, leave the lights alone.
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May 19, 2015 02:23
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Seeing through walls, sensing emotions, and controlling gravity. Nobody ever sees themselves as the villain, but that is what I would probably be perceived as.
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May 19, 2015 06:15
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"Your power is an enhanced sense of smell." This is bullshit.
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May 19, 2015 06:30
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Tubesock Holocaust posted:"Your power is an enhanced sense of smell." and that's why you became a supervillain
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quote:Your power is learning the complete history of an object by touching it. Pththya-lyi: World's Greatest Antiquarian also Detective
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