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Would you become a villain, hero, keep living a mediocre life, or try to monetize your ability. Click here to find out your the superpower you'd get to help answer the question. I got force field generation so I guess I'd become a hero. Edit: Around 20% of the world has powers so you won't be that special but you also won't be just some average schmo. Gaunab fucked around with this message at 20:49 on May 18, 2015 |
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May 18, 2015 07:26
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don't click it's the goatman
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May 18, 2015 07:26
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Ramsus posted:don't click it's the goatman why would that discourage anyone
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May 18, 2015 07:29
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what kind of stupid superhero has "super balance"
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May 18, 2015 07:35
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Thingyman posted:what kind of stupid superhero has "super balance" daredevil
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May 18, 2015 07:39
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Gaunab posted:daredevil case in point
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May 18, 2015 07:39
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i feel like manipulating time is the most imba power to have
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May 18, 2015 07:40
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i would have the power to grasp and gape my butthole real wide and I would use it for 'Monetize'
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May 18, 2015 07:42
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I got super aiming skills, controlling arachnids, controlling air, and withstanding extreme cold. Think I'll go into business. Combo HVAC/pest control. Not a bad deal. Then I'll super shoot myself when it fails because the only thing I can do is make spiders fly around in your house and no one will pay me to do this.
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May 18, 2015 08:15
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hey superladies, my powers are a prehensile tongue, super aiming skills, and sensing emotions 
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May 18, 2015 08:18
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Your powers are super intelligence, rapid learning, and manipulating metal. own3d bitches im going to invent new alloys and destroy the steel industry
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May 18, 2015 08:24
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I.C. posted:I got super aiming skills, controlling arachnids, controlling air, and withstanding extreme cold. this is the perfect basis for a protection racket "Super cold spiders flying around your business? We can take care of that for you!"
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May 18, 2015 08:27
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I can control fire and have good aiming skills so I guess I'm going to make money extorting people not to be burned alive?? 
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May 18, 2015 08:29
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I got both controlling electricity and breathing underwater. I'd waste it and just use my electricity abilities to help me speed-run video games with my head trapped in an inverted fishbowl for whatever reason.
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May 18, 2015 08:41
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:I got both controlling electricity and breathing underwater. you can definitely monetize this on youtube
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May 18, 2015 08:41
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:you can definitely monetize this on youtube The most overpowered Let's Play ever. Also ASMR somehow??
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May 18, 2015 08:42
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:I got both controlling electricity and breathing underwater. your new name is the eel
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May 18, 2015 09:02
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Your powers are transforming into a gelatinous form, transforming into a liquid form, and manipulating time. Pornstar
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May 18, 2015 09:04
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Your powers are controlling earth and controlling insects. I guess that would make me a villain. Having a nice over priced dinner, the check comes, well let me get my wallet and--oh no! the ground has opened up and a bunch of bugs are crawling out!!! Leave while no one is looking. Annoying people talking thru a movie, that's okay, since the floor just opened up and dropped them into a pit of worms!
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May 18, 2015 09:08
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i would kill myself, preferably in an ironic fashion involving my super powers.
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May 18, 2015 09:23
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Thunder Mug posted:Your powers are controlling earth and controlling insects. You could also build houses and poo poo in a snap. That plus being able to keep mosquitos away would make you a hero in any tropical country if you wanted.
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May 18, 2015 09:27
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"Body elasticity, immunity to most toxins, super balance, immunity to fire." I look forward to my new life as a superpowered sideshow act.
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May 18, 2015 09:28
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poo poo dude, immune to smoke, toxic fumes and fire on top of being very flexible? fireman of the year, every year.
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May 18, 2015 09:29
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Your powers are teleportation and transforming into a gaseous form. I am a fart.
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May 18, 2015 09:31
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Your powers are passing through solid objects and flight. gently caress yeah, eat poo poo Superman I don't even need to dodge airplanes or buildings.
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May 18, 2015 09:32
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I got super strength, transforming into a gaseous form, becoming gigantic, and seeing the future. I guess I'll probably strike it rich in the stock market, lotto, etc then grow to enormous size and start wrecking poo poo in a massive tantrum when the SEC refuses to let me participate in the market anymore.
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May 18, 2015 09:33
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Manipulating shadows and detecting lies. I'll no longer have to rely on looking for an Adam's apple when I'm on the pull
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May 18, 2015 10:48
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Ability to eat anything. I kind of already have that power. 
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May 18, 2015 11:06
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superheros are for CHILDREN op. if i had super powers i would do the cool mature thing and not use them or ever tell gbs
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May 18, 2015 11:11
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I can start fires, see in the dark, and regenerate quickly. Crazy Midnight Arson Man can't really save people or make money, so I guess it's villain time.
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May 18, 2015 11:25
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your power os navigation skills. im a friggin gps bitches
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May 18, 2015 11:37
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"Your powers are seeing remote events, flight, and controlling air." I'll be so rich.
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May 18, 2015 11:46
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Fredrik1 posted:"Your powers are seeing remote events, flight, and controlling air." you will spend all your time looking at girls in the shower and die from masturbation fatigue edit: i mean i would do that
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May 18, 2015 11:58
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Your powers are controlling arachnids and breathing underwater. I'd totally become Spider-Aqua-Man and fight crime using my spider army! I'd pay some dude to make underwater spiders so I can fight underwater crime too
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May 18, 2015 12:04
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My power would be negging other people's powers, also a super annoying voice. Also I would be black for some reason.
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May 18, 2015 12:10
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Fredrik1 posted:"Your powers are seeing remote events, flight, and controlling air." you'd be the best pilot
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May 18, 2015 14:23
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Your powers are a prehensile tongue and a prehensile tail. porn here i cum
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May 18, 2015 14:35
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Your powers are seeing the future and controlling water. I'll be playing the stock market and making bets on sports.
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May 18, 2015 14:55
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my power is manipulating the condiments on bacon cheeseburgers
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May 18, 2015 15:00
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I think the best power would be the power to gently caress around with time. I don't feel like waking up right this second and going to work? Stop time and go back into bed. I do something stupid that bites me in the rear end? Reverse time and do something else. I'm bored waiting at the DMV? Fast forward.
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