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Why's it gotta be drones? A drone is a bee that does poo poo all but eat and gently caress the queen. Drone doesn't mean worker or conformist it means do-nothing piece of poo poo that's only good for sex.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Why's it gotta be drones? Hello.
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May 19, 2015 09:18
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I work at an office too but I'm an engineer so people actually look at what I do it's terrifying.
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May 19, 2015 09:24
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dont worry when the robots take all the middle class jobs we won't have this problem
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May 19, 2015 09:25
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A misanthrope posted:dont worry when the robots take all the middle class jobs we won't have this problem I heard that on the radio for real. They were talking about robots replacing lawyers. What'll they think of next? It was on NPR when I went to get stamps. I'm not making it up. It sounded crazy to me.
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May 19, 2015 09:35
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If you can hear ambient sounds, you're not focusing on your task enough.
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May 19, 2015 09:42
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Literally lol if you don't work in a personal office with hardwood wall paneling.
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May 19, 2015 11:35
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I.C. posted:I heard that on the radio for real. They were talking about robots replacing lawyers. What'll they think of next? yup robots or algorithms the list of middle class jobs susceptible to automation is huge: http://qz.com/202312/is-your-job-at-risk-from-robot-labor-check-this-handy-interactive/
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May 19, 2015 11:43
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im a lone wolf daydrinker
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i'm gonna be an aircraft engineer next year! gonna be cool as heck fixing avionics and poo poo so awesome
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May 19, 2015 12:07
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krampster2 posted:i'm gonna be an aircraft engineer next year! gonna be cool as heck fixing avionics and poo poo so awesome can i borrow money
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May 19, 2015 12:10
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get your hands covered in poo poo, piss, semen and vaginal fluids constantly and then bitch about excel op
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May 19, 2015 12:10
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give me money krampster2
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May 19, 2015 12:10
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krampster2 posted:i'm gonna be an aircraft engineer next year! gonna be cool as heck fixing avionics and poo poo so awesome whore
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May 19, 2015 12:11
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A misanthrope posted:can i borrow money yeah but you gotta wait till i'm licensed because that's when you get to hop on the money train, gonna ride it all the way to money land
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May 19, 2015 12:12
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MOOBS! posted:get your hands covered in poo poo, piss, semen and vaginal fluids constantly and then bitch about excel op I like excel parts of my job a lot more than poo poo and piss parts.
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May 19, 2015 12:23
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It literally takes years and years to get used to it. I used to get sick all the time from being in air-conditioning for 8 hours a day. Now I can deal with it for about 20 hours. You just have to keep going back and slowly but surely your body and brain adjusts. I think after 5 years I have finally got used to open plan offices. That has been a tough one.
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May 19, 2015 12:36
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krampster2 posted:yeah but you gotta wait till i'm licensed because that's when you get to hop on the money train, gonna ride it all the way to money land yessssss you an me buddy (im wesley snipes obviously) 
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May 19, 2015 12:52
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sennheiser hd 280 pros + spotify also maintaining asininecrapthatmycoworkerscomeoutwith.txt
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May 19, 2015 12:55
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chippy posted:sennheiser hd 280 pros + spotify for example, about 30 seconds ago, "weird weather today" we live in england and it's may, sunny with the occasional rain shower could not be less weird, you oval office
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May 19, 2015 12:57
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Offices suck but you sound like like a wiener.
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May 19, 2015 13:16
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my office is deec, great view, coworkers are quiet, boss is alright, my dick is long, etc.
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May 19, 2015 13:19
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bring a book to read
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May 19, 2015 13:28
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fisheyel83l posted:Bottle of whiskey in the breakroom couch
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May 19, 2015 13:53
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i suck a lot of supply closet dick
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izdAFagurWo
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May 19, 2015 13:55
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I bring my laptop cruise the internet on the customer wifi because they monitor internet traffic on the company computers. Not like I care, they still run xp and are around 8 years old and freeze constantly. I'll also take numerous breaks to go outside and throw around a frisbee/football/baseball with another employee. I also have my own office so I don't really have to listen to other people's poo poo going on, and I'll usually play music as well. edit: seriously, some days I feel really guilty about how little I actually do. It gets p. boring some days too. I did maybe an hour of real work yesterday, and it wasn't even poo poo that my position is supposed to do. I was just bored and did other people's poo poo.
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May 19, 2015 13:58
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Wank posted:It literally takes years and years to get used to it. I used to get sick all the time from being in air-conditioning for 8 hours a day. Now I can deal with it for about 20 hours. You just have to keep going back and slowly but surely your body and brain adjusts. I think after 5 years I have finally got used to open plan offices. That has been a tough one. we have an open office plan. it's loving terrible. also they decided they needed to add more to the building, so they replaced the few windows they have in the open office plan with a temporary wall and a poo poo ton of construction noise. and now they're adding like 15 training kiosks to that wall and the only entrance to the new addition to an already cramped open office. every day I pray that there's a fire that destroys that office area.
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May 19, 2015 14:03
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fun is for kids OP. As an adult your duty is to dedicate your waking hours to the performance of your labour for the benefit of people who hate you and you will never meet, until you can fart out some kids and raise them to do the same, possibly for the exact same people because the rich will have anti-ageing technology soon and will ensure that we don't.
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May 19, 2015 14:03
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I work at a warehouse currently. We're all hardworking men and women that actually do stuff all day. We also live in poverty.
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May 19, 2015 14:14
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Business Gorillas posted:lol you couldn't cope with being a white male Lol.
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May 19, 2015 14:18
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:I bring my laptop cruise the internet on the customer wifi because they monitor internet traffic on the company computers. Not like I care, they still run xp and are around 8 years old and freeze constantly. lmao. I'm still at home sipping coffee and listening to music (I'm the opening manager 2 days a week, but the other days I pretty much choose my own hours) and I just checked my work email just in case there was something I needed to know, and I have an email from my regional manager asking how much I currently make so he can put in for a raise for me.
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May 19, 2015 14:19
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I work in an office with one other person and she gets all offended if I listen to music on my headphones because she feels excluded lmao 
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rabble rabble posted:just get hosed up enough the night before that you can sorta lie to yourself that you're sober at work and coast through till around 3, where you pound caffeine for that sweet buzz to get you to after work cocktails, repeat This is the way to go. Oh, and no sofa whisky. I got busted and did 6 months at Salvation Army. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
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May 19, 2015 14:55
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and once your soul dies, it's all cruising from there on into the sweet embrace of death.
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May 19, 2015 14:57
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Hey you could be working in retail like me. I want to die.
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May 19, 2015 15:43
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rocket_man38 posted:Hey you could be working in retail like me. I want to die. this guy has the right of it. after having worked in a customer facing position for almost 10 years prior to getting an office job, i can 100% confirm that the worst, most boring and banal office day with multiple meetings that last for hours and accomplish nothing, that day is still better than the best day customer facing / working with end users.
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Yeah, still not sure why people talk about office jobs being the worst. After construction, warehouse, etc etc, being constantly and nearly killed by the weather, the area, coworker, etc, sitting at a computer is pretty rad. ed: granted the warehouse job was just physically destroying, not mentally and emotionally. Sometimes I went out on the retail floor to drop something off and the customers would look at this unshaven, sweaty, dust covered hillbilly lurching through the isles and find some inoffensive dork to harrass. Sometimes being inherently repugnant has its upsides.
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May 19, 2015 15:52
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op consider putting weird stuff in your mouth
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:edit: seriously, some days I feel really guilty about how little I actually do. It gets p. boring some days too. I did maybe an hour of real work yesterday, and it wasn't even poo poo that my position is supposed to do. I was just bored and did other people's poo poo.
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