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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

You officially a ghost now

:69snypa:

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGkHRa64sDY

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Baracula posted:

if you arent cut you can break ur frenulum if you jerk it too hard.

Whelp looks like someone just solved the cut vs uncut argument for all time

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Nooner posted:

Whelp looks like someone just solved the cut vs uncut argument for all time

just dont jerk it for 100 hours at a stretch. smh

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Sheep-Goats posted:

They used 6mg of adenosine as a Hail Mary to halt your ridiculous tachycardia. They didn't think it was going to work and the next thing would have been to shock you with the shocker machine if they were smart or to try 12mg of adenosine twice more. The old school guys don't give you anything before they shock you they just tell you to fukken deal with it but I give a little Valium first. Maybe not at 240 though because that's about the upper limit of what a heart can handle, so I would want to shock you sooner because that works more often than loving adenosine. I'm just going to look at you and maybe your blood pressure and decide if I think you can wait a minute for me to draw and give Valium or if that's too much time to waste.

When I gave people adenosine I would always warn them that they were going to feel very sick but that that feeling would go away in ten seconds. I wouldn't tell people I was going to stop their heart but it is a cold rear end thing to say to someone which is a lot of fun to do once in a while. Adenosine often induces the feeling of mortal dread that is normally a sign off serious anoxia in heart tissue and impending death and is the same feeling old men get when they clutch their chest in a panic and start flailing at the dinner party before they drop dead as a stone from their huge MI.

Glad you survived to call everyone a piece of poo poo because it's what we deserve quite honestly. The biological wiring in your heart is probably bullshit and you should do the follow up they told you to do worth a cardiologist. I do bacon raw onion and mushroom on my five guys and I get regular fries.


yes pretty much, qnd this is lieterrally notavjoke, i just go back from the er gain for the exact ssame thing and the did the exact same thing, didnt hurt as bad today. wow. cardiologist here i come!

i forget what theycallit dvt? its in my car. they said the beta blockers hadne had time to kick in yet but probably need ablasion for the bad wire. haha . anywhos only 215 bmp tonight, ever seenone that hi wolf-nuts?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Kuato posted:

Gonna be an expensive bill, I got hauled off in an ambulance when I was in a wreck when I was younger, the bill was not pretty. My plan if I get sick or am dying now is to make sure I loving die so I don't have to foot a large medical bill.

luckily i live literally 2 min from an emergency room and i have a cadillac insurance plan, but yeah

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Professor of Cats posted:

Ice cold burn!!!


Also, super interesting posts! Surprising gem to find in these unfunny,non clever threads.

you are a human being

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
anywhos laying in bed eating a leftover sandwich after my second trip to the ER to stop my heart in 2 days. all the nurses from last night are cool tho and came in and saw me

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Can I have your av when you die.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I work EMS, and you have no idea how much of my life is encompassed by people for whom the OP is completely unironic.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
that soynds kind of serious are going to die

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Get well soon my friend

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i mean like sooner than how what is normal

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Germstore posted:

Can I have your av when you die.
not gonna die from thee just need some med or an ablasion. i like that sheep goats guy analagy of highway in second gear. anywhose, but while im not ruling that out it is hereditary probably and i have been dealing with it since i was pretty young , just never had it checked out cause it always went away.

current status, drinking a beer in bed eating leftover sanwich

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
height, weight, and age op?

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Stay healthy op

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Zeroisanumber posted:

I work EMS, and you have no idea how much of my life is encompassed by people for whom the OP is completely unironic.

i belive it , hell , you have no idea how much of my last 2 days has been encmposed by the op

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



dad gay so waht

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

height, weight, and age op?

strapping. 6'2" , 185, gen xyz

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
omg my faaav motley crew song

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Gatekeeper posted:

omg my faaav motley crew song

yeah o actually thought about that tonight, but that huy was flatlined i think

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


One of my parents had to have an ablation last year. Enjoy that. From here on out, the amount of time you have left on earth correlates strongly to luck and the quality of the cardiologist you end up seeing.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Stay safe dad gay :ohdear:

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I recommend finding Solace in Christ for your impending doom.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
too much autoerotic asphyxiation? did you manage to get the womens underwear off before the ems arrived?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



dead gay so what

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

i mean like sooner than how what is normal

no ill be fine i must have a strong heart and a purpose for life, like you, enfield

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

hemophilia posted:

One of my parents had to have an ablation last year. Enjoy that. From here on out, the amount of time you have left on earth correlates strongly to luck and the quality of the cardiologist you end up seeing.

hes really good, my mom used him. dont be so afraid

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



good luck with your colonoscopy dead gay

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
gettin pretty lit again, def no more smokes though. just chew

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender
Keep a bucket of icewater with you at all times and just stick your head in when you start feelin' all tachy.

Then laugh at all those chumps buying into the Medical Industrial Complex with its "drugs" and "surgery", laugh all the way to the bank!

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Stay safe dad gay so what.

You're a crazy son of a bitch and we need crazy sons of bitches here and everywhere

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
When we started this band
All we needed, needed was a laugh
Years gone by
I'd say we've kicked some rear end
When I'm enraged
Or hitting the stage
Adrenaline rushing
Through my veins
And I'd say we're still kicking rear end
Ooo, ahh, kickstart my heart
Hope it never stops
And to think, we did all of this
To rock
Kickstart my heart

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

why did they restart it

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
is it tru u poop when u die

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
chill vibes deployed as well OP. keep on keepin' on

HAM ON THE BONE
Aug 22, 2009


Pillbug
OP wat kind of stressful rear end job u got?

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I had a vegan diet today. Feelin a little gassy, but pretty good. You should try it OP. Just like one day a week or something.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

ilikedirt posted:

is it tru u poop when u die

yep, u do #1, 2, 3, and 4 once ur nervous system shuts down for good

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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Mariana Horchata posted:

yep, u do #1, 2, 3, and 4

gently caress me

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