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http://www.returnofkings.com/26763/girls-with-short-hair-are-damagedquote:No woman in all of human history has ever looked better with short hair than she would with a head full of healthy locks. Despite this irrefutable fact, American women are “chopping it off” in greater numbers every day. This rears its ugly head in an array of ugly permutations, from the boy-like pixie cut to bizarre semi-shaved head topographies. The rationalizations—whether it’s donating their hair to sick kids or the summer weather—are immaterial. The effect, and true reasons, are the same. I disagree with this manifesto of a future serial killer
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:01 |
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you should eat some poo poo for smelly surprise!
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:08 |
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tl;dr
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:09 |
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not all girls can pull off short hair, but man oh man the ones that can
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:10 |
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Too many words to admit that he has a tiny penis.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:11 |
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Phlairdon posted:Too many words to admit that he has a tiny penis.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:12 |
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Phlairdon posted:Too many words to admit that he has a tiny penis. I stopped reading at the part where even the made up characters from a story that didn't happen were all confused about who the gently caress he is and why he's talking to them. It was funny but there was nowhere to go but down.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:13 |
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The author could have saved everyone a lot of time by just killing himself.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:13 |
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Return of kings is the funniest poe poo poo I've ever seen. Someone post the paul elam pic with the crazy eyes (all of them)
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:14 |
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Nooner posted:tl;dr
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:14 |
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Bangs is an even better tell
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:14 |
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Wafflz posted:The author could have saved everyone a lot of time by just killing himself. First he should kill some attractive women.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:14 |
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Tl:dr: eat a dick?
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:16 |
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I'm pretty sure the author hates women.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:18 |
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Are there any pictures of this guy who seems to know women so well? I'm sure he is real catch.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:21 |
that article is thingsthatdidnthappen.txt
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:22 |
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Bleusilences posted:Tl:dr: eat a dick? correct. you get a gold star
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Nichole posted:Are there any pictures of this guy who seems to know women so well? I'm sure he is real catch. when a journalist doesnt even have a face for newspaper and goes by a pseudonym you know he is a special ugly
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:23 |
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SHaved bald is a look that should be more popular. Not all women can pull it off, because some of them have ugly skull shapes, but a surprising amount can.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:25 |
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That's a really boring and stupid website
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:29 |
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boom boom boom posted:SHaved bald is a look that should be more popular. Not all women can pull it off, because some of them have ugly skull shapes, but a surprising amount can. The bald chick fro! Mad max was hot yoy think she ever gets freaky with her stump????
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:30 |
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I mean, the OP makes a good point. Take Claire Underwood and April O'Neil as examples. Both been raped and have hosed up world views, really makes you think.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:31 |
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initially intrigued by your thesis, then saw the length of the post and did not read
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:32 |
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Snatch Duster posted:I mean, the OP makes a good point. Take Claire Underwood and April O'Neil as examples. Both been raped and have hosed up world views, really makes you think. The chick in Teenage Mutant NinjaTurtles was raped?
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:38 |
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Why is it that people who think their opinions are interesting enough that the whole world wants to hear them are also the people who make up fictional scenarios in which they completely own someone they disagree with?
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:39 |
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Snatch Duster posted:I mean, the OP makes a good point. Take Claire Underwood and April O'Neil as examples. Both been raped and have hosed up world views, really makes you think. The TV reporter from turtles?
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:39 |
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Cubey posted:not all girls can pull off short hair, but man oh man the ones that can Word
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:40 |
ghlbtsk posted:Why is it that people who think their opinions are interesting enough that the whole world wants to hear them are also the people who make up fictional scenarios in which they completely own someone they disagree with? because their egos are the size of watermelons and just as easy to smash when exposed to the real world?
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:46 |
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ghlbtsk posted:Why is it that people who think their opinions are interesting enough that the whole world wants to hear them are also the people who make up fictional scenarios in which they completely own someone they disagree with? I heard ewhwn he went back inside everyone literally high fived him and cops arrived minutes later to drag off those two 'tutes
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:46 |
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Only republican men know what's right for women.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:48 |
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Conversely, men with long hair or long beards are damaged
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:55 |
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whoever wrote that article has the mind of a ten year old boy i bet he also finds blondes to be the height of beauty
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:58 |
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DonJNavarro posted:Conversely, men with long hair or long beards are damaged Well, you're not wrong about that.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:59 |
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if you don't daydream about a shaved head bobbing up and down on your dick we can't be forum friends.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:01 |
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whenever im in argentina...
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:01 |
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Nooner posted:tl;dr
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:02 |
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DonJNavarro posted:Conversely, men with long hair or long beards are damaged I really can't stand bigotry against women or wizards.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:02 |
Phlairdon posted:Too many words to admit that he has a tiny penis.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:04 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:if you don't daydream about a shaved head bobbing up and down on your dick we can't be forum friends.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:04 |
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Remember, this is the same site that claimed Mad Max: Fury Road was a feminist propaganda flick despite not seeing it.
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