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ShadowedFlames
Dec 26, 2009

Shoot this guy in the face.

Fallen Rib

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Pants are optional in cartoons.

E: And in real life I guess but there's issues if you do that in the wrong place.

Randy Orton disagrees. Pants are never an option.

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

GentlemanBrofro posted:

I read this and all I see is, "I'm short and I feel bad about it". D.Bry is a B+ PLAYER HE MIGHT NEVER WRESTLE AGAIN.

i'm short and I am confident I can break your body, humiliating you utterly

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


In terms of sheer audacity nothing beats "Kofi Kingston is the greatest of all time"

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

The Landstander posted:

True though I prefer the "Rocko just doesn't give a poo poo" explanation in that particular case.

Kind of like my feelings about this match.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

MotU posted:

I prefer popeye's but all my friends are racist and refuse to go there because it is in the heavily black/hispanic area

I have friends who are unironically excited for Ted 2, so I think I have the worse friends.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


DeathChicken posted:

Xavier Woods is the reincarnation of Johnny Polo.

Xavier in Raven clothes sounds cool to me.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Where the gently caress is Jeff Goldblum in any of these ads?
Well you see ummmm ahh life... finds uh ah a way and must go faster and... checkmate

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Xavier is one bad Kobe Bryant reference away...

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Vertical Lime posted:

still better than tna advertisers

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Xavier is one bad Kobe Bryant reference away...

We know he's in trouble if he starts throwing shoes.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Miz looking good at his age.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

MotU posted:

I prefer popeye's but all my friends are racist and refuse to go there because it is in the heavily black/hispanic area

what kind of lovely chicken do your friends eat

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Goddam Xavier owns

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:

achillesforever6 posted:

Well you see ummmm ahh life... finds uh ah a way and must go faster and... checkmate

Brundlefly approves

GentlemanBrofro
Mar 9, 2011

by Lowtax

MotU posted:

i'm short and I am confident I can break your body, humiliating you utterly
I'm tall and I wouldn't know how strong you are considering I'm all the way UP HERE.

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
gently caress stop killing kofi

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Kofi is good, while Roman is not. Ergo, Kofi should win.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.


"My Jimmie Rave remains unrustled."

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

ShadowedFlames posted:

Randy Orton disagrees. Pants are never an option.

They just get in the way when you run across a bag.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Shima Honnou posted:

I have friends who are unironically excited for Ted 2, so I think I have the worse friends.

We're friends now so it just got worse for you in a whole different direction.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

NickRoweFillea posted:

what kind of lovely chicken do your friends eat

i can usually convince them to go to planet wings which isn't bad but also not great but they all prefer kfc to even that which is just mindboggling to me

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

GentlemanBrofro posted:

I'm tall and I wouldn't know how strong you are considering I'm all the way UP HERE.

That just means he's at optimal dick punching height.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

DeathChicken posted:

That was a fun hossoff.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

quote:

Missy Hyatt ‏@missyhyatt 2m

2 segments is not too bad. i thought it would be him going thru all 3 members of new day to be in the ladder match

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


MotU posted:

i can usually convince them to go to planet wings which isn't bad but also not great but they all prefer kfc to even that which is just mindboggling to me

Get new friends. The only acceptable KFC is Korean fried chicken.

Also, this match is fun so far and I love that Xavier wears the belt at all times.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

GentlemanBrofro posted:

I'm tall and I wouldn't know how strong you are considering I'm all the way UP HERE.

you're only 5 feet 6 inches+ in the air as I lift you over my head for a devastating slam so really it aint all that high up

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Is Kofi Kingston the Nikki Bella of the Men's division?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Writer Cath posted:

Is Kofi Kingston the Nikki Bella of the Men's division?

COME ON KOFIIIIIIIII

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Writer Cath posted:

Is Kofi Kingston the Nikki Bella of the Men's division?

big e has the tiddies so no

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Writer Cath posted:

Is Kofi Kingston the Nikki Bella of the Men's division?

Would that make Woods Brie?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Is Kofi Kingston the Nikki Bella of the Men's division?

Nikki has weird pecs too?

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
does hots suck as bad as i have heard

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

Writer Cath posted:

Is Kofi Kingston the Nikki Bella of the Men's division?

No because Kofi is good. Nikki is bad and should go away.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

yo don't we have another match rofl

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

NickRoweFillea posted:

does hots suck as bad as i have heard

its the only MOBA I could tolerate but i dont know if that actually makes it any good

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

NickRoweFillea posted:

does hots suck as bad as i have heard

Its pretty wallet gated and the community is garbage so its basically any blizzard game

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Blizzard made a moba after failing to capitalize on the fact that mobas came from their own drat game? Beautiful.

GentlemanBrofro
Mar 9, 2011

by Lowtax

MotU posted:

you're only 5 feet 6 inches+ in the air as I lift you over my head for a devastating slam so really it aint all that high up
What's that? HUHN? SPEAK UP. I can't hear you from up here.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

MotU posted:

big e has the tiddies so no

Big e's are real tho

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
don't play mobas

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