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Jun 11, 2015 04:50
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Lol, just lol if you don't think about driving into a wall at a high speed while holding a knife to your chest every day
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Jun 11, 2015 04:54
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ROFLburger posted:Exactly but unironically i was not being facetious
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Jun 11, 2015 04:58
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The Taint Reaper posted:Death is not the end i want to believe
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Jun 11, 2015 04:59
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drive to any two lane highway with a 55mph speed limit drive until you see an eighteen wheeler coming your way floor it at the last second, drift into the left lane and drive straight into its loving grill edit: the driver of the truck will almost certain escape unharmed so there's no problem of taking some rando with you to hell
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Jun 11, 2015 05:03
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At least when I'm dead I won't have to read your posts, op
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Jun 11, 2015 05:18
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If you feel like you can't go on, that all your hope is gone, then please try to make the world a better place in your effort. Try to think of a way your suicide can benefit the community at large. Political, scientific, or artistic efforts only, folks. We expect the best out of GBS.
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Jun 11, 2015 05:18
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bartlebyshop posted:At least when I'm dead I won't have to read your posts, op And I won't have to read either yours or the ops lmao, a paradise awaits me
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Jun 11, 2015 05:30
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Zippy the Bummer posted:drive to any two lane highway with a 55mph speed limit gently caress you for fuckin up that sweet efficient piece of machinery any way
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Jun 11, 2015 06:07
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ProperCoochie posted:Lol, just lol if you don't think about driving into a wall at a high speed while holding a knife to your chest every day A GLISTENING HODOR posted:There is. It's called sleep. I don't know if sleep would be the same thing cause you're brain is still firing and you're dreaming and when you wake up you're oddly aware of the passage of time.
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Jun 11, 2015 06:10
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lonesomedwarf posted:i want to believe Not even the dead will know the end of war.
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Jun 11, 2015 06:10
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Speleothing posted:If you feel like you can't go on, that all your hope is gone, we are long over due for a new Faces of Death
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Jun 11, 2015 06:11
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Volume posted:I don't know if sleep would be the same thing cause you're brain is still firing and you're dreaming and when you wake up you're oddly aware of the passage of time. I think the most reliable means would probably be a medically induced coma
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Jun 11, 2015 06:12
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my therapist says that if i don't pull the trigger on my gun every hour i might explode
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Jun 11, 2015 06:14
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The Taint Reaper posted:Death is not the end Counterpoint: Death is the end.
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Jun 11, 2015 06:24
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ghlbtsk posted:Counterpoint: Death is the end. beginnings and ends are social constructs
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Jun 11, 2015 06:37
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ProperCoochie posted:Lol, just lol if you don't think about driving into a wall at a high speed while holding a knife to your chest every day If you haven't thought about ending your life you haven't truly lived it, I feel.
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Jun 11, 2015 06:47
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Bolek posted:If you haven't thought about ending your life you haven't truly lived it, I feel. The thought of suicide is a great consolation: by means of it one gets through many a dark night.
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Jun 11, 2015 07:10
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Bolek posted:Did he exhibit any prior symptoms? I don't know I hadn't seen him in a long time.
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Jun 11, 2015 07:11
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im getting ready to gently caress. l8r, nerds
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Jun 11, 2015 08:00
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The Taint Reaper posted:Death is not the end i think that it is
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Jun 11, 2015 08:02
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Bolek posted:If you haven't thought about ending your life you haven't truly lived it, I feel. sinceritypost: i think there's something wrong with you if you have never seriously considered killing yourself at least once in your life.
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Jun 11, 2015 08:05
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 Suicide helmetCould be a hoax but this is objectively the coolest way to die
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Jun 11, 2015 08:07
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big shags posted:
I think jumping into a vat of liquid nitrogen is technically the coolest.
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Jun 11, 2015 08:25
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There are more than 7 billion people alive at the moment, how special and unique are you that you need to keep on keepin' on? Just end it already, your life is a burden on those around you as well as the planet itself in general, go green, kill yourself.
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Jun 11, 2015 08:32
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i wish i'd had better resources on how to kill yourself efficiently back when i tried it. when you decide to off yourself because you're such a fuckup and then you gently caress up offing yourself, let me tell ya, it ain't no fun atoll
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Jun 11, 2015 08:33
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Nefarious posted:i wish i'd had better resources on how to kill yourself efficiently back when i tried it. when you decide to off yourself because you're such a fuckup and then you gently caress up offing yourself, let me tell ya, it ain't no fun atoll This is why I volunteer on the suicide hotlines and am the most caring compassionate person there. Theres no more brutal and complete own on someone than to make them gently caress up killing themselves.
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Jun 11, 2015 08:40
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ROFLburger posted:contemplating the very idea of not existing is terrifying to me. has anyone solved the human condition yet He who lives to see two or three generations is like a man who sits some time in the conjurer’s booth at a fair, and witnesses the performance twice or thrice in succession. The tricks were meant to be seen only once; and when they are no longer a novelty and cease to deceive, their effect is gone.
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Jun 11, 2015 08:57
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- hi
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ive been trying to get access to roofs of high rise buildings, but i cant because some rear end in a top hat already thought of it before, now all upper floors are lockedSpeleothing posted:If you feel like you can't go on, that all your hope is gone, No good deed goes unpunished.
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Jun 11, 2015 09:11
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Ocean Book posted:He who lives to see two or three generations is like a man who sits some time in the conjurer’s booth at a fair, and witnesses the performance twice or thrice in succession. The tricks were meant to be seen only once; and when they are no longer a novelty and cease to deceive, their effect is gone. 
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Jun 11, 2015 09:25
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No but seriously, what is that from?
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Jun 11, 2015 09:25
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realpost life is dope + good perhaps u should work harder drink more when not working its what i do and ya very happy or whatever
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Jun 11, 2015 09:49
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I keep thinking suicide threads are honeypots. Then I realise that no one really cares if you kill yourself, unless you cause a traffic accident or police incident or whatever while doing so. Doesn't matter, we'll all die in the end anyway. I mean sure, we all say we'll down that bottle of nembutal the day we hit 60, but most of us will hold on to the dying breath with terminal cancer or whatever. Doesn't matter, your heart will stop, your brain will stop getting oxygen, the neurons will stop sending signals to each other, and everything that is you will fade into nothingness. All your memories and experiences and personality erased. You can skip ahead to that part if you want, but it's gonna happen anyway.
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Jun 11, 2015 12:22
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Suicide is never the answer. Having said that, kill ur self op.
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Jun 11, 2015 12:24
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Jun 11, 2015 12:26
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Should I commit suicide or buy an ounce and the witcher 3? Both seem pretty fun but suicide is free and I am on a limited budget.
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Jun 11, 2015 12:42
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Should I commit suicide or buy an ounce and the witcher 3? Both seem pretty fun but suicide is free and I am on a limited budget. Buy two ounces instead?
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Jun 11, 2015 12:56
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Should I commit suicide or buy an ounce and the witcher 3? Both seem pretty fun but suicide is free and I am on a limited budget. buy ounce, sell half in 16ths the rest pays for itself
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Jun 11, 2015 12:57
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Horniest Manticore posted:A Practical Guide to Suicide, put together by the church of euthanasia eons ago, but still decent, i reckon There have been a lot of huge breakthroughs in suicide science since that publication. If you want to kill yourself in a passe fashion then more power to you but I would prefer to stay on the cutting edge.
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Jun 11, 2015 12:58
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Please refrain from suicide: You do not want to have a hosed up skeleton when you get to skeleton paradise
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Jun 11, 2015 12:59
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