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MrBims posted:Yes. The above is wrong, there is still a lot of potential for book spoilers to happen in the show. Certainly nothing major or is even guaranteed to be in the show.
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No way is that fool dead for good, why did I sit through five seasons of boring Wall stuff with only one or two good episodes to show for it? If Jon's dead then how does anything in his story line relate to anyone else? Sam?oswald ownenstein posted:I don't think it was a bad episode, it was just horribly unsatisfying for a finale - it feels like we're supposed to get the real finale after all this setup. The whole episode was an extended teaser for next season, at least to me. Now to cross my fingers that they bring HBO Now to Android platforms by next season. C-Euro fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Jun 15, 2015 |
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Jun 15, 2015 03:32
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I think that I'm rooting for the Lannisters now How the hell did that happen
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Hexel posted:Frankenmountain looks comically dumb. I'm guessing the High Sparrow, the Faith Militant and pretty much all Kings Landing is gonna be hosed once Cersei consolidates some power. I don't want to be nitpicky but this show is really bad at the whole "staging a camera shot to make someone look really big" thing
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Jun 15, 2015 03:33
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SexyBlindfold posted:I don't want to be nitpicky but this show is really bad at the whole "staging a camera shot to make someone look really big" thing You don't need to when the dude is loving huge.
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Jun 15, 2015 03:34
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Well despite everything, GoT, you did NOT succeed in making me feel bad for Cersei Lannister. All I could think of during her long walk of shame was "Hey everyone, it's that haughty Queen Mother who likes to laugh at the misfortune of everyone else! Let's all laugh at her! Smile! Wave at the people! Blow them kisses!" 
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Man, can we just all talk about how terrible the Sand Snakes were? I expected 3 lady Oberyns. I instead got 3 bumbling assassin-wannabes, one who had a big crush on Bronn for no reason whatsoever. Except maybe his lovely singing voice.
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it's flooding here, and my power went out, and i missed the five minute chunk between crazy chick drawing a bow on sansa and arya pouncing on meryn trant's face... did i miss anything good?
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Jun 15, 2015 03:36
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Zombie Mountain looks way cooler in the books anyway.
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Game of Thrones Season 5: Et tu, potato?
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It was good of Stannis to make that sacrifice so the Boltons had an easier time decimating his army.
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Groovelord Neato posted:Zombie Mountain looks way cooler in the books anyway. I did like the peek of bloated corpse eyes you could see through the helmet. Everything else was kinda dumb. Let's hope the 45th actor to take the mantle of the Mountain does a good job next season.
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So I guess that whole "who is my mother?" poo poo doesn't mean anything anymore.
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Hexel posted:Frankenmountain looks comically dumb. I'm guessing the High Sparrow, the Faith Militant and pretty much all Kings Landing is gonna be hosed once Cersei consolidates some power. As she was doing the walk of shame, which I admit was a powerful scene, I couldn't help but think "oh holky gently caress she's going to kill everything so unbelievably hard". Like a look a cat gives you, when it's dressed in a costume. e: Carice Van Houten tweeted something about "Lena and her merkin" a while back. I get it now 
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Jun 15, 2015 03:38
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Zwabu posted:Well despite everything, GoT, you did NOT succeed in making me feel bad for Cersei Lannister. I'm with the guy who flashed his wang at her 
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chinchilla posted:it's flooding here, and my power went out, and i missed the five minute chunk between crazy chick drawing a bow on sansa and arya pouncing on meryn trant's face... did i miss anything good? Theon tossed her off that balcony and it made a surprisingly good and realistic thud. Then he grabbed Sansa and the two of them bailed it over the wall.
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Jon snow is coming back as jon the white. Mel didn't show up there to convince Davos. Stannis death was a bit disappointing. Didn't even see his corpse. Oh but I suppose everything about Stannis is disappointing Arya scene was good Dumb snake bitch adds nothing to the storyline and wasted screentime. 6.5/10
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Jun 15, 2015 03:41
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Melisandre conveniently arrives back at the wall when Jon Snow is murdered. I wonder why.
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Jun 15, 2015 03:41
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ProfessorBooty posted:It was good of Stannis to make that sacrifice so the Boltons had an easier time decimating his army. It was his hail mary play but no one told him ramsay the hero of light was defending the endzone
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Jun 15, 2015 03:42
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Also pretty unsatisfying to have this epic boltons vs stannis showdown that we've been teased about since the finale of season 4 to ultimately fizzle out. I hope Stannis isn't out yet, though, because Dillane makes him such a great character.
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ProfessorBooty posted:It was good of Stannis to make that sacrifice so the Boltons had an easier time decimating his army. Melisandre confirmed poo poo tier red priestess. Unless this whole affair was meant for another purpose.
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chinchilla posted:it's flooding here, and my power went out, and i missed the five minute chunk between crazy chick drawing a bow on sansa and arya pouncing on meryn trant's face... did i miss anything good? Theon made crazy chick go splat, chose to help Sansa escape, and they made a high jump off the battlements to an uncertain end (might as well gone splat too). Trant was not only being a pedo but was hitting little girls with a cane at a brothel to get off, because why not. One girl didn't cry when beaten so he sent the others away. Then no-cry girl changed her face into Arya and pounced. That's it really.
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SexyBlindfold posted:I don't want to be nitpicky but this show is really bad at the whole "staging a camera shot to make someone look really big" thing Umm... that's Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson and he really is that unbelievably loving huge. (Also, Lena Headey isn't exactly tall) Also, hi TVIV. 
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Jun 15, 2015 03:44
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Did Theon and Sansa intentionally commit suicide or were they just dumb enough to think some snow would stop a 100 foot drop?
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DutchDupe posted:Melisandre conveniently arrives back at the wall when Jon Snow is murdered. I wonder why. And Sam leaves to be a better advisor to Jon just as Davos comes too.
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Vanilla Mint Ice posted:It was his hail mary play but no one told him ramsay the hero of light was defending the endzone Malcolm Bolton.
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feedmyleg posted:Man, can we just all talk about how terrible the Sand Snakes were? I expected 3 lady Oberyns. I instead got 3 bumbling assassin-wannabes, one who had a big crush on Bronn for no reason whatsoever. Except maybe his lovely singing voice. There are tons of reasons why ladies would crush on Bronn you dick
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Umm... that's Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson and he really is that unbelievably loving huge. No I don't mean the actual height of the actor and/or character, I mean the director's attempt to convey "freakish height" through the choice of camera placement and-- oh, nevermind. Let's just look forward to the Mountain stepping on things.
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Seph posted:Did Theon and Sansa intentionally commit suicide or were they just dumb enough to think some snow would stop a 100 foot drop? They totally Thelma and Louised it.
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Seph posted:Did Theon and Sansa intentionally commit suicide or were they just dumb enough to think some snow would stop a 100 foot drop? They didn't really do a good job of showing that it wasn't just "some" snow, it's like a 30 foot pile.
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feedmyleg posted:Man, can we just all talk about how terrible the Sand Snakes were? I expected 3 lady Oberyns. I instead got 3 bumbling assassin-wannabes, one who had a big crush on Bronn for no reason whatsoever. Except maybe his lovely singing voice. Dorne was just a loving waste of time. Nothing changed. The Sand Snakes wanted to kill some girl, somebody tries to stop them, they kill her anyway in a much more covert way than storming a place where the prince is constantly lounging. I liked the idea of the Sand Snakes going in but it turns out they're just a bunch of poo poo heads out for petty revenge. At least we had Hardhome. Sweet, sweet Hardhome...
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Iron Tusk posted:Of course she'll save Jon. Without him there's no real narrative connection to the story at the wall. I got a better explanation for that! Jon dies, "and so his watch has ended." So when Melisandre resurrects him, he can go gently caress off south of the wall now!
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SgtSteel91 posted:And Sam leaves to be a better advisor to Jon just as Davos comes too. A Jon Snow, Melisandre, Davos team excites my loins.
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Seph posted:Did Theon and Sansa intentionally commit suicide or were they just dumb enough to think some snow would stop a 100 foot drop? This show will never kill Sansa like that. It will be a lot more dramatic. They jumped into a snow bank, hence why they jumped in the first place.
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DutchDupe posted:A Jon Snow, Melisandre, Davos team excites my loins. Mine too, but I'm not sure how exactly Davos is gonna agree to pal around with Vaginamancer McChildsacrifice now that Stannis is gone.
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Melisandre did nothing wrong.
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SexyBlindfold posted:Mine too, but I'm not sure how exactly Davos is gonna agree to pal around with Vaginamancer McChildsacrifice now that Stannis is gone. No one has to know they burned Shireen. Who's gonna tell, the mercenaries who ran to Essos?
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SexyBlindfold posted:Mine too, but I'm not sure how exactly Davos is gonna agree to pal around with Vaginamancer McChildsacrifice now that Stannis is gone. Davos has no way of finding out Mel fricasseed his tutor.
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