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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

chumbler posted:

That's cool and all, but can we get an actual Metroid game?

supposedly there is a 2D and a 3D Metroid in the pipeline, but who knows when

don't get too excited for tomorrow


Nintendo: "I'll never tell!"

Generic Monk
Oct 31, 2011

Zaphod42 posted:

Geoff got this job because he was good at doing gametrailers voiceovers, but those were recorded and edited.

Its been said before but holy poo poo doritospope is bad in a live setting. He just seems so uncomfortable. And like he's always rushing to get off the stage.

if he levels up enough he unlocks the 'uk pm' super saiyan limit break move where he just walks away mid-interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bjKAXP2m30

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Motto posted:

Apparently there's backtracking and it's a 2D platformer about Chibi-Robo using his plug as a whip.

But will there be a can with a comedy bum that will get censored for Americans?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Halo's complex plot is confusing me. I thought the character's rank was "Master Chief" but apparently it's his actual name?

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest

Random Stranger posted:

Halo's complex plot is confusing me. I thought the character's rank was "Master Chief" but apparently it's his actual name?

His actual name is "John" iirc.
E: You may have to read the novels or some poo poo to reveal this.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Is Master Chief an actual character that does stuff or has he just been silent for 5 games

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.

Help Im Alive posted:

Is Master Chief an actual character that does stuff or has he just been silent for 5 games

He's been a gruff grumpy space marine forever.

Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^

Help Im Alive posted:

Is Master Chief an actual character that does stuff or has he just been silent for 5 games

he's just the kind of person that doesn't say anything until it's lovemaking time

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
wtf is happening

CRAYON
Feb 13, 2006

In the year 3000..

Giantbomb stream is back prepping for EA.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Is there a ~lore~ reason why Master Chief never removes his helmet.

I don't know cause I think the Halo series is generic poo poo.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





i really hope the division is good but im sure itll be butts

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest

Help Im Alive posted:

Is Master Chief an actual character that does stuff or has he just been silent for 5 games

From his huge wiki page:
Until Halo 4, John-117's personality is explored more thoroughly in the books than in the games for gaming purposes, so that the gamer can incorporate their identity with John-117. This is because the 'John-117' character, in Fall of Reach, was Eric Nylund's (and is widely accepted as Bungie's) own personal creative stand in for John-117 character.

SectumSempra
Jun 22, 2011

Bi-Han now we've got Bad Blood

Ekster posted:

Is there a ~lore~ reason why Master Chief never removes his helmet.

I don't know cause I think the Halo series is generic poo poo.

Maybe for the big halo 7 reveal, you died in halo one and a robot took over your suit.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Halo's story is loving boring and terrible and I'm the kind of awful nerd that likes The Elder Scrolls lore

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

looking more closely at this picture, it is also possible he is just miserably hung over

Incredulous Dylan
Oct 22, 2004

Fun Shoe
Yeah. Ok.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
The ~lore~ behind him not removing his helmet is that he is really like a bucktoothed ginger and looks really dumb. No, I'm not kidding.

Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.
This Ratchet and Clank looks cool

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



R&C looks so good.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

SaltLick posted:

i really hope the division is good but im sure itll be butts

Hey don't pin this poo poo on me.

Also it looks like a crappy cover shooter.

Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.
Dont waste your time with the Oculus make more Ratchet.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
@Megadong
omg transformers looks awesome they included robotbot my favorite #robotbot #transformers #cartoon

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Monkey Fracas posted:

supposedly there is a 2D and a 3D Metroid in the pipeline, but who knows when

don't get too excited for tomorrow


Nintendo: "I'll never tell!"

The stupidly hopeful part of me believes that they'll announce both and that they'll be available RIGHT NOW!!!

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

A hero must cook
Can we please call a moratorium on anything (news, E3 reports, whatever) reading Tweets and Facebook posts on air? I mean, unless it's Horse Ebooks, it's always okay to read Horse Ebooks.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

She sounds drunk and unhinged.

I would be too if I had to read twitter messages all day.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Everyone get hyped for the EA shitshow.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

When can I plug my controller right into YouTube to play games instead of watching this crap?

SectumSempra
Jun 22, 2011

Bi-Han now we've got Bad Blood
Why don't they just let the girl talk, shes much more charaismatic and way better at faking enthusiasm.

Even not acknowledging the enemy by calling it toads-aneemee

Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.
Oh poo poo I missed the Transformers Platimun game is there video of it somewhere?

Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^
Did they really have to have a host on the livestream that's only job is to read twitter tweets?

Echophonic
Sep 16, 2005

ha;lp
Gun Saliva

TotalHell posted:

Everyone get hyped for the EA shitshow.

My body is ready.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!

Rad Valtar posted:

Oh poo poo I missed the Transformers Platimun game is there video of it somewhere?

The trailer was like 10 seconds so you aren't missing a whole lot. You get to transform into cars and smash into robots mid-combo though, so that's cool.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
EA pres is going to bite the head off a bat live #e3

CRAYON
Feb 13, 2006

In the year 3000..

Spiky Ooze posted:

Did they really have to have a host on the livestream that's only job is to read twitter tweets?

welcome to the future (nightmare)

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
"Our #1 goal is to make Lara the most human character in video games."

She's T&A Indiana Jones pretending to be Nathan Drake, guys. Don't lie to me. I don't care if it is E3.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Firstborn posted:

EA pres is going to bite the head off a bat live #e3

No one at EA is cool enough to do this

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
"If you played the last [tomb raider], you will recognize this character and this bond..."

IGN Guy: "hey it's that guy from the first one. you know. the guy. the cook, maybe?"

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Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Firstborn posted:

EA pres is going to bite the head off a bat live #e3

Lol I like this joke. It's subtle, but not too subtle.

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