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i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
I bought an SA grenade logo toque like a decade ago and it still owns.

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salt shakeup
Jun 27, 2004

'orrible fucking nights

Voltage posted:

I bought a grenade hoodie, no idea what happened to it. True story though, some fuckin real goony kid came up to me in a supermarket when I was wearing it and handed me a poorly scribbled note that said "do you have stairs in your house" and sheepishly scurried away without saying a word. Maybe I donated that hoodie directly after that but holy poo poo some of you guys.

Sounds like the guy who recognised the shirt you bought and was wearing in public is a weird nerd.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I bought the "420 smoke lobster every day" shirt. When I got it, I took one look and said " why the gently caress did I buy this?"
It say in my closet for years, until I gave it to a guy in my wow guild.




Also, I owned a " Will work for bandwidth" license plate thingy back in 2000ish.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
:10bux: is not at all a bad investment when you spend more than that on a book typically, it's worth it for TFF and SAS alone

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
and stop being ashamed of H*R, that poo poo was always solid comedy

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i bought like 5 shirts off some dude who did designs and screen-printing in SA-mart. they actually weren't half bad and i wonder what ever happened to them

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
I complained about "men's rights"

The General
Mar 4, 2007


I would kill for a City Name Sports Team shirt.

I would post "I'm gay" in every thread in GBS for a week for one of those shirts.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Daedra posted:

in 2009 at that lmbo

lmao way to miss all the filez forums idiot

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Who got suckered into "investing" in that porn studio outfit a few years back?

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
I always wanted the plushie of fiestacat, but i guess it was a scam or another failed goon project

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
I wore my City Name Sports Team shirt out, the silk screening started to get all cracked to hell after like 4 years. POOR CRAFTSMANSHIP RICHARD.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
:iamafaggot:

jonathan
Jul 3, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I bought a bumfights DVD and had it shipped to Canada. Shipping and brokerage cost more than the DVD.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
I bought the Real Ultimate Power T-shirt back when that was relevant internet comedy.

Risky
May 18, 2003

Johnny Aztec posted:

I bought the "420 smoke lobster every day" shirt. When I got it, I took one look and said " why the gently caress did I buy this?"
It say in my closet for years, until I gave it to a guy in my wow guild.



Everytime I go out for lobster with friends I wish I was wearing that shirt.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
I bought My Tank is Fight from SA, and it did and still does loving own.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Tank-Fight-Zack-Parsons/dp/0806527587

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Myrddin_Emrys posted:

I bought My Tank is Fight from SA, and it did and still does loving own.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Tank-Fight-Zack-Parsons/dp/0806527587

So did I. No regrets.
Also bought two beanies (one of each different style). I ordered the grenade logo ones but got the stupid KDE style cog logo ones.

frenton
Aug 15, 2005

devil soup
I bought an xbox. It was huge.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
I had a strong bad shirt and a the cheat shirt

i also had some shirts from that t-shirt place that's still around. the one that people submit designs to and you go vote. THREADLESS that's it. those would probably be worth something by now, if I had any idea where they were

one was a guy fishing off an island with a tree but the island was actually a giant fish and the tree roots were fishbones whoooooaa :catdrugs:

I also had some stupid sony mp3 player that took re-writable disks and each disk held idk 20-30 songs? one of my friends stole it. rear end in a top hat. that thing was like 200 bucks.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
oh and I know someone with two City Name Sports Team shirts, they're pretty worn out at this point. he also has a bunch of emoticon stickers

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
I still have my Threadless fireman shirt. it owns.

Cheech Marinade
Apr 17, 2002
I bought a leet like Jeff k mouse pad. My younger cousin vandalized his parent's yoda mouse pad into an lljk "yoda in a nest" mousepad.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
bought a pipe for my girlfriend from silvadas when I was in high school in like '03

also tried to play EVE before realizing it's just better reading the trip reports

Axolotl
Jan 23, 2002
Whatever
I was going to buy a SomethingAwful baseball cap, but FlexFit was a must, good sir!

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib
With so many people wanting one, is there a reason Lowtax doesn't make the City Name Sports Team jerseys again?

big dig
Sep 11, 2001

Cowboys > Ninjas
9-11

Dirty Beluga
Apr 17, 2007

Buy the ticket, take the ride
Fun Shoe

contrapants posted:

With so many people wanting one, is there a reason Lowtax doesn't make the City Name Sports Team jerseys again?

Don't think Lowtax comes around here any more..

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Used to wear a Gooncon 2004 T-shirt, never went to a Gooncon.

Also had a "The Internet Makes You Stupid" license plate frame.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Dirty Beluga posted:

Don't think Lowtax comes around here any more..

I've been seeing comments that people want a jersey for years, even when he was still here and turning people into baseball cards.

Seafea
Mar 21, 2003

They say it's not what life throws at you, but how you deal with it.
Got a goonmeet tshirt from ages ago, and a grenade sticker which I stuck on my monitor and is probably now in a landfill. I think I saw that shirt at the bottom of some drawer recently.

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
My semi-transparent computer case had all the coolest Homestar static clings

lizardhunt
Feb 7, 2010

agreed ->
N-Gage

do I win?

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
I preordered the original Nintendo DS

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

jerkstoresup posted:

N-Gage

do I win?

I bought a minidisc player with all the money I had saved from a summer mowing lawns, ~$300

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
i bought a copy of the 2004 Goon Con DVD that some goon made/edited. here is the trailer for what i bought with money and had shipped to my home:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjEHMioicDg

Edit: my fave is the guy who says "mother bitches"

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

Jesus Christ posted:

bought a pipe for my girlfriend from silvadas when I was in high school in like '03


I bought a couple really nice pieces from that guy and he was generous with freebies but he had a meltdown I don't remember why

naem
May 29, 2011

I actually prepared for the zombie apocalypse. Like, if dead people came to life and started shambling I'd actually be fairly well prepared. I have a closet stuffed with color coded camouflage emergency gear, sometimes I'll remember it's there and shake my head.

Actually it might all come in handy living in an earthquake zone

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
I seem to recall people calling his parenting into question cuz he made bongs

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
preordered a copy of that second book zack parsons wrote about the internet just so i could get my name in the trankyou section.

i threw it on a burn pile last year

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