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This Charming Goat
Sep 5, 2012

Fetus Tree posted:



im the filthy loving dirt legs on the left

Why is Honey Boo Boo?

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012


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Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

thathonkey posted:

i think we can all agree that snow chat was both bad and dumb.



Is that a shadow or did they not use a new toilet seat for this game?

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009


he doesn't even know those people, he's just mad that a group of diabetes has stopped to pose right next to his sweet dukes of bullshit ride.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Blistex posted:

Is that a shadow or did they not use a new toilet seat for this game?

im sure its clean but its prolly not new lmfao

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3gqTxMHZzw

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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praxis
Aug 1, 2003

Blistex posted:

Is that a shadow or did they not use a new toilet seat for this game?

Well excuse me, Mr. Rockefeller! Some of us can't just go out and buy new toilets seats whenever the mood strikes us. Some of us work for a living down at the dirt factory and don't need shiny new toilet seats just to have a good time! Besides, you can't play Cornhole Horseshoes and take a poo poo at the same time, CAN YOU MR FANCYPANTS?!??!!

Sassafrasquatch
May 7, 2007

This was in the OSHA thread a while back, but has its own purpose here now.

https://youtu.be/7oCDcTxFUkk

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp


This was on a state employee's truck.

Also it's common for county courthouses in Virginia to have confederate memorials on the grounds, complete with 20ft granite obelisks and monuments to the "War of Northern Aggression". These are always worryingly present-tense when referring to the "Northern Invaders/Aggressors"and lovingly maintained with flowers and flags by the locals

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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list of countries we are still occupying after defeating in a war: american south, japan, korea, germany, ______?

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

Diver Dick posted:



This was on a state employee's truck.

Also it's common for county courthouses in Virginia to have confederate memorials on the grounds, complete with 20ft granite obelisks and monuments to the "War of Northern Aggression". These are always worryingly present-tense when referring to the "Northern Invaders/Aggressors"and lovingly maintained with flowers and flags by the locals

Resurrect and clone Cump and equip him with everything modern, then tell him that everything south of Mason/Dixon is a legitimate target.

edit: me spell gud.

olylifter fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Jun 19, 2015

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

olylifter posted:

Resurrect and clone Cump and equip him with everything modern, then tell him that everything south of Maxon/Dixon is a legitimate target.

Voted Alligator
Apr 13, 2005
shpoods

Diver Dick posted:

Also it's common for county courthouses in Virginia to have confederate memorials on the grounds, complete with 20ft granite obelisks and monuments to the "War of Northern Aggression". These are always worryingly present-tense when referring to the "Northern Invaders/Aggressors"and lovingly maintained with flowers and flags by the locals


This was on the monument in some shithole in front of the county courthouse in South Carolina. Probably should hang anyone flying a rebel flag for treason.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

That Works posted:

The whole southerners driving in snow discussion is like saying that all those Rhode Islanders that burned to death in the Station fire died because they just didn't know how to rock out to Great White like their southern brethren.

bless your heart

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

:laffo:

Any story behind this? Is that a fake fish used to bait and catch rednecks? Was he never seen again?

Jellymouth
Jul 9, 2009
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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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EorayMel posted:

:laffo:

Any story behind this? Is that a fake fish used to bait and catch rednecks? Was he never seen again?

The fish was a yankee transplant and outwitted him

Mr. Baps
Apr 16, 2008

Yo ho?

Halah
Sep 1, 2003

Maybe just another light that shines

X marks the spot :wotwot:

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic


so which dude is the pedo boyfriend

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Wall Balls posted:

so which dude is the pedo boyfriend

the one in the stroller is being pushed by his future wife, so probably that one

old-timey newspaper gal
Feb 23, 2005
First 30 seconds of this video shows exactly how the south views northerners (yankees). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fulz4ytZ54

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Hot Jam posted:

First 30 seconds of this video shows exactly how the south views northerners (yankees). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fulz4ytZ54

so the mentally challenged bartender throws a beer at a patron that isnt paying attention and completely fucks up another patrons entertainment and then what appears to be a confrontation breaks out?

video seems to be accurate

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Nefarious posted:

bless your heart

nice

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?


Literally the greatest pork barbecue on the planet

Brave New World
Mar 10, 2010

That Works posted:

The whole southerners driving in snow discussion is like saying that all those Rhode Islanders that burned to death in the Station fire died because they just didn't know how to rock out to Great White like their southern brethren.

Could you be any more butthurt?

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
I used to live in the south or somewhere near it for college and I found most southerners to be the most insecure man children imaginable. There were some cool ones but the majority are completely retarded.

the yankees thing isn't even the half of it, they also identify by state and people from Alabama would talk endless poo poo about dem Louisiana boys and vice versa

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
Basically as insular as it can get, a southerner will take it there

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Lufiron posted:

the yankees thing isn't even the half of it, they also identify by state and people from Alabama would talk endless poo poo about dem Louisiana boys and vice versa college football team

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

If you're going to draw your seatbelt to "fake" putting it on, why not just fasten it?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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lmfao missed this the first time but hahahhah

Mahuum Aqoha
Jan 15, 2004

SHEPARD!
Do it for the universe!
Fun Shoe

Admiral Bosch posted:



Literally the greatest pork barbecue on the planet

Really good burgers and BBQ always come from dilapidated looking hell holes.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Admiral Bosch posted:



Literally the greatest pork barbecue on the planet

Where is this at?

old-timey newspaper gal
Feb 23, 2005

MageMage posted:

If you're going to draw your seatbelt to "fake" putting it on, why not just fasten it?

Future coal roller.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

MageMage posted:

If you're going to draw your seatbelt to "fake" putting it on, why not just fasten it?

It is a true patriots duty to disobey unjust laws. Fuckin' government tellin' me how to live...

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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seatbelt laws and their kind are pretty dumb imo however

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

That Works posted:

Where is this at?

it's in greenville nc

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