Straight Marriage Is Illegal Now

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remote control carnivore: May 7, 2009

Just in time to go to a mandatory gay wedding tomorrow.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:18

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Argue: Sep 29, 2005; I represent the Philippines

obama should conclude this by saying "this was the change you could believe in" then drop the mic and end his term

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:19

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

I wish they'd put a teleprompter under the drat camera so he looked towards the camera once in a while.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:20

tezcat: Jan 1, 2005

Luminous Obscurity posted:

I'm gonna be at NYC Pride and I'm so flippin' excited!

Seattle Pride gonna be bitching too :getin:

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:20

Optimus Subprime: Mar 26, 2005; Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

American Family Association

I also loved Buddy Holly and The Big Bopper a great deal.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:21

Hadaka Apron: Feb 12, 2015

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Brian Brown, Leader of National Organization of Marriage

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:21

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

quote:

It is of overwhelming importance, however, who it is that rules me. Today�s decree says that my Ruler, and the Ruler of 320 million Americans coast-to-coast, is a majority of the nine lawyers on the Supreme Court.

Scalia going for the ACTIVIST JUDGES!!!! card in his dissent :allears:

edit: And again

quote:

And to allow the policy question of same-sex marriage to be considered and resolved by a select, patrician, highly unrepresentative panel of nine is to violate a principle even more fundamental than no taxation without representation: no social transformation without representation

Now that he's enlightened, I assume he'll be issuing his mea culpas on Bush v. Gore and Citizens United within the hour.

CapnAndy fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Jun 26, 2015

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:21

ColdPie: Jun 9, 2006

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

American Family Association

We need some suicide watch, here.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:22

JazzFlight: Apr 29, 2006; Oooooooooooh!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Brian Brown, Leader of National Organization of Marriage

I thought this was an older photo from a previous court decision?

EDIT: Yup, from 2011 in NY:
http://holybulliesandheadlessmonsters.blogspot.com/2011/07/picture-of-noms-brian-brown-crying-over.html

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:22

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

drat; that Obama - he's one heck of a speaker.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:23

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

JazzFlight posted:

I thought this was an older photo from a previous court decision?

Oh drat, I was hoping it was from today

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:23

hangedman1984: Jul 25, 2012

Just in time for PrideFest tomorrow here too!

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:23

ultramiraculous: Nov 12, 2003; "No..."; Grimey Drawer

Grey Fox posted:

Obama talking

https://www.whitehouse.gov/

Dammit here come the tears.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:23

Morter: Jul 1, 2006; Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Samovar posted:

drat; that Obama - he's one heck of a speaker.

This decision was "Justice that arrives like a thunderbolt"

:black101:

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:24

Homocow: Apr 24, 2007; Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!; Pillbug

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

American Family Association

it's me I'm the moral jihadist

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:24

bpower: Feb 19, 2011

Samovar posted:

drat; that Obama - he's one heck of a speaker.

Yep, he plays me like a fiddle.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:24

Morter: Jul 1, 2006; Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Because, of course, not getting a government benefit (unlike those WELFARE QUEENS) are a sign of the #EndTimes

jfc

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:26

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

American Family Association

lmao is this real

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:26

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

Optimus Subprime posted:

I also loved Buddy Holly and The Big Bopper a great deal.

hey man, buddy holly rules

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:27

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

Williamson County Texas is starting the foot dragging

Shifty Pony fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Jun 26, 2015

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:27

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

forbidden lesbian posted:

lmao is this real

100%

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:27

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Morter posted:

Because, of course, not getting a government benefit (unlike those WELFARE QUEENS) are a sign of the #EndTimes

jfc

The hilarious part of this meme is it shows they didn't even read the ruling: They all agreed Churches cannot be forced to provide a marriage ceremony for gays if they object to it.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:28

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

The One Tough Nerd(tm) issued a statement that means (hopefully) Michigan will retain her dignity during this monumentous time:

quote:

State agencies will make necessary changes to fully comply with law

Friday, June 26, 2015

LANSING, Mich. � Gov. Rick Snyder issued the following statement after the U.S. Supreme Court ruled on the Obergfell v. Hodges case, reversing a decision from the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals.

�Same-sex marriage has been a divisive issue in Michigan and across our country. Recognizing that there are strong feelings on both sides, it is important for everyone to respect the judicial process and the decision today from the U.S. Supreme Court. Our state government will follow the law and our state agencies will make the necessary changes to ensure that we will fully comply.

�Let�s also recognize while this issue has stirred passionate debate, we now should focus on the values we share. With this matter now settled, as Michiganders we should move forward positively, embracing our state�s diversity and striving to treat everyone with the respect and dignity they deserve.�

Eagerly expecting some pushback from places like TX and AL.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:28

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:28

Luminous Obscurity: Jan 10, 2007; "The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Um... what? :confused:

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:29

CraigK: Nov 4, 2008; by exmarx

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

this is going to be a fun couple weeks

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:30

ultramiraculous: Nov 12, 2003; "No..."; Grimey Drawer

Save me jeebus posted:

Just in time to go to a mandatory gay wedding tomorrow.

I've got a straight wedding. I guess I'll have to be the one to break the news.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:31

CuddleCryptid: Jan 11, 2013; Things could be going better

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

The One Tough Nerd(tm) issued a statement that means (hopefully) Michigan will retain her dignity during this monumentous time:

Eagerly expecting some pushback from places like TX and AL.

Snyder is acting like a human being? Color me shocked

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:31

Parasara: Sep 17, 2014; Next time I see that woman, I'm shooting her, and not in the knee.

The part that gets me about the Conservative tears is the belief that while they've lost in court they can win hearts and minds. Have they noticed the goddamn HISTORIC loss of support for SSM bans? I'm pretty sure you're losing hearts and minds faster than you are court cases.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:32

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

Mr. Nice! posted:

100%

the world is a wonderful place

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:32

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Hells yeah gay marriage! :getin:

Congrats to everyone, seriously. This is loving amazing, I'm so happy to see it finally happen. :toot:

So when's the wedding Nostalgia4Infinity?

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:33

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I'm imagining him writing these sick burns ahead of time.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:33

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

It is a short video but Frannklin Graham posted a response in which he is saying this will be the demise and end of America

https://vimeo.com/131887721

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:33

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Oh yes please keep fighting this fight, and make sure you take every other Republican candidate down with you. :getin:

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:34

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

fade5 posted:

Hells yeah gay marriage!

Congrats to everyone, seriously. This is loving amazing, I'm so happy to see it finally happen.

So when's the wedding Nostalgia4Infinity?

My phone has been blowing up with that exact same question all morning

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:35

SLOSifl: Aug 10, 2002

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

It is a short video but Frannklin Graham posted a response in which he is saying this will be the demise and end of America

https://vimeo.com/131887721

Conservative's have wet dreams about America engulfed in flames, but call it a nightmare when asked about it.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:36

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

DOMA was struck down exactly two years ago today. Seriously, to the day: June 26th, 2013.

That escalated quickly :stare:

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:36

Nth Doctor: Sep 7, 2010; Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

It is a short video but Frannklin Graham posted a response in which he is saying this will be the demise and end of America

https://vimeo.com/131887721

quote:

I ... are very discouraged

Fire your speech writer.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:37

Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

I do wonder if this most recent ruling will spark a wave of LGBTQ conservatism as wealthier gay and lesbian people find that, without gay marriage as a wedge issue, they share more economic interests with Republicans. It will be interesting to see how the community changes because of this.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:37

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funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

I'm disappointed in myself a bit, as I know that I should only be happy today as human beings in the U.S. are finally afforded the same rights regardless of who they choose to love. However, I'm actually really, really enjoying watching the wing-nut assholes bawl their eyes out over this.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 16:38

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