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How often do you shower?
More than once a day
Once a day
Two or three times a week
Once a week
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WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
I personally aim for about once a week, usually Fridays. What a nice way to relax after a hard week of work! How about you? What's your shower sweet spot?

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Beige
Sep 13, 2004
I follow the Mao approach to hygiene.

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010

Beige posted:

I follow the Mao approach to hygiene.

Please, elaborate!

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
During the summer, everyday. Other times of the year, every other day.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
i just smear deodorant all over my body twice a month

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE
Every day like an unfilthy human being

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
When I wake up in the morning


After work and gym at night.

At least twice, sometimes more If I swim or play sports

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax
Immediately after coming homw from work to get off medical funk/after running/at night.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I'm not surprised there's goons that shower less than 4 times a day. You guys are disgusting.

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
I don't

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

I would live in the shower if I could.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Hair isn';t designed to be showered regularly or you lose your natural oils and vitamins

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
I've been taking cold showers this summer, it rules. I shower once a day (mornings) and a brief soapy rinse after the gym (sweaty).

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
I like to jerk off in the shower so I'm in there about a dozen times a day.

HENGRY BUNG
Jan 15, 2015

every morning on weekdays

i have no friends so i don't shower on weekends

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i shower every day op why are you asking? did you talk to someone from my high school? because they're a liar

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I'll shower more often after I install a garbage disposal so I can poo poo in the shower

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
every day when I wake up plus again if I do something to get sweaty or dirty you gross fucks

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

Beige posted:

I follow the Mao approach to hygiene.


WAMPA_STOMPA posted:

Please, elaborate!

dick cheese and a cup of rice

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
voted the opposite of what i do

chaos poll

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

amityville anus posted:

I'll shower more often after I install a garbage disposal so I can poo poo in the shower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaudUAHZinw

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
I know it's a thing to act like your just socked and appalled that your fellow Internet cave dwellers don't do things the way they're rumored to do in the overworld. But, really, I shower every day and I think it's very weird that some people don't. Your parents should have taught you to do this, it's like the next thing after not making GBS threads your pants and dressing yourself.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




concerned mom posted:

Hair isn';t designed to be showered regularly or you lose your natural oils and vitamins

- People who smell bad.



You don't have to use shampoo every day buy jesus gently caress wash that loving cheeto dust out of your folds everyday.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
make this thread about not using shampoo

HENGRY BUNG
Jan 15, 2015

i only wash my hair sometimes

HENGRY BUNG
Jan 15, 2015

actually, that's almost all the time, i only wash my hair and use a lot of deodorant

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
I shower at least three times a month, usually more.

Stuffguyman
Jun 3, 2007
Only after reading one of these threads, gotta wash all the stigma off.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Full shower and shampoo every morning. A vigorous wash and face cleaning after workouts.

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
Daily.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I bathe instead of shower because I can pretend i'm a submarine.

I do it once a month because, you know, europe.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
didn't we just have this thred?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
depends on my day's activities but usually 3-4 times a week.

if I work out or get sweaty I'll shower obviously but if I've just been sitting at the office all day and I took a shower last night then what's the point?

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

which goon was it that posted in e/n about how he washed exclusively with dishwashing liquid, that was pretty funny

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
barbako was the best thread ever

indoflaven
Dec 10, 2009
Shampoo every 2 or 3 days ftw.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
in the morning and after the gym so usually twice a day. also i have no ac and in the summer i wake up all sweaty because bleh

only use soap/shampoo one of those showers tho

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
showers are for nerds. I just spray myself with febreze every time I start to stink.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I saw some birds clean themselves in the dirt. They were like dusting themselves off with it or something so now that's what I do too

live by the bird, die by the bird

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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
once in the morning before i go out into the world, and an additional shower when i get home if i have been doing manual labor or am particularly dirty.

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