NFL July N/V: There is training camp at the end of the tunnel

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swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Febreeze posted:

Firstly, update to the article
(Update: Coral Springs police say after talking to Jason Pierre-Paul and determining the incident occurred outside their jurisdiction, there will be no charges.)

Secondly, at worst he'd get a $1000 fine and a year in jail, but that is the absolute worst possible result for this law. He's not getting that, he'll get a mild ticket at worst. This isn't going to put him away like Plax, this was just an idiot getting a slap on the wrist for being an idiot. The NFL probably won't suspend him more than a game or two if it pans out anyway.

The other issue for pressing charges is that the only way they can get him is if witnesses come forward and say the fireworks he had were illegal, so good look with that.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 01:37

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# ? May 21, 2024 18:47

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Azhais posted:

slap slap slapping

A rhythmic "five, five dollar, five dollar footlong"

# ? Jul 8, 2015 01:39

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Does anyone have pictures of JPP's mangled manclaw

# ? Jul 8, 2015 02:07

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Petite Dinklage posted:

Does anyone have pictures of JPP's mangled manclaw

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3729070&pagenumber=12&perpage=40#post447397334

# ? Jul 8, 2015 02:43

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

I'm enjoying the new NFL documentary Ballers on HBO

# ? Jul 8, 2015 02:59

Dattserberg: Dec 30, 2005; National champion, Heisman winner, King crab enthusiast

Detroit_Dogg posted:

I'm enjoying the new NFL documentary Ballers on HBO

It's like an Ari Gold-less Entourage. Not very good.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 03:07

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Dwayne Johnson is better than whoever and whatever

# ? Jul 8, 2015 03:08

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I thought the Sonic guys were just good friends

# ? Jul 8, 2015 03:08

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

old dog child posted:

I thought the Sonic guys were just good friends

You can be good friends with the guy you're stchupping.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 03:15

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Dwayne Johnson is better than whoever and whatever

This is the answer to almost every question.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 03:20

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Dwayne Johnson is better than whoever and whatever

While true, the show is pretty bad so far

# ? Jul 8, 2015 03:37

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Okay Montana

# ? Jul 8, 2015 03:42

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Blitz7x posted:

Okay Montana

lol Illinois

# ? Jul 8, 2015 03:48

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Jake Locker.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 03:53

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Jake
Locker

# ? Jul 8, 2015 03:53

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Jacob Cooper "Jake" Locker.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 03:56

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Mods please re-open the Jake Locker thread.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 03:56

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Johnny loving Football in 3 states.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 03:58

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Why do Mormons like Andrew Luck?

# ? Jul 8, 2015 03:58

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Super disappointed that Tannehill isn't Florida's choice

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:00

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Bad Moon posted:

Why do Mormons like Andrew Luck?

Las Vegas

Luck

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:00

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Bad Moon posted:

Why do Mormons like Andrew Luck?

That's Nevada, not Utah.

Codependent Poster posted:

Las Vegas

Luck

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:00

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Blitz7x posted:

Okay Montana

I am ashamed to be a Californian

Bad Moon posted:

You can be good friends with the guy you're stchupping.

Read it in an old person's voice

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:08

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Bad Moon posted:

Why do Mormons like Andrew Luck?

Besides what they said, what makes you think Mormons would like a guy that obviously doesn't believe in razors? :colbert:

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:09

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Make sure we all laugh at Florida too

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:17

King Hong Kong: Nov 6, 2009; For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

TFF's lack of knowledge about the Western US has been ESPNesque these last few days. Confusing Yosemite with Yellowstone and Nevada with Utah?

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:26

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Thanks for bringing up Tebow vs Steelers. I laughed so hard I got into a coughing fit and pulled a muscle in my diaphragm.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

What I'm saying is that you can't put them with Dalton. That's just not fair

Well, yeah, because Dalton's better than one and way worse than the other.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Jul 8, 2015

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:26

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

King Hong Kong posted:

TFF's lack of knowledge about the Western US has been ESPNesque these last few days. Confusing Yosemite with Yellowstone and Nevada with Utah?

Pro tip: if it's outside EST, nobody cares.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:27

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

You will never convince me that North Dakota exists.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:30

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Eifert Posting posted:

You will never convince me that North Dakota exists.

Hey, here I am, proof.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:32

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Eifert Posting posted:

You will never convince me that North Dakota exists.

Most people think if they ever steal millions they should flee the country

Just go to North Dakota, no one will ever find you

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:32

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Intruder posted:

Most people think if they ever steal millions they should flee the country

Just go to North Dakota, no one will ever find you

I'd rather go to a sunny beachside like someplace in Spain or Italy than North Dakota though.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:33

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

wandler20 posted:

Hey, here I am, proof.

That is EXACTLY what someone from "South" Dakota would say.

Edit: They just wanted the flag to have fifty stars. :colbert:

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:34

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Brannock posted:

I'd rather go to a sunny beachside like someplace in Spain or Italy than North Dakota though.

That's a fancy list of nice places that have extradition treaties with the US.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:34

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Intruder posted:

Most people think if they ever steal millions they should flee the country

Just go to North Dakota, no one will ever find you

Even oil money isn't that good

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:35

Jerome Agricola: Apr 11, 2010; Seriously,

who dat?

Romo gets zero respect. I'm 'boutta mess with texas.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:36

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Eifert Posting posted:

That is EXACTLY what someone from "South" Dakota would say.

Psh, gently caress South Dakota....except the black hills. The Black Hills own.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:36

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

I wonder if JJ Watt will ever be Texas's top jersey

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:36

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Chilichimp posted:

That's a fancy list of nice places that have extradition treaties with the US.

The correct answer is Morocco, Indonesia or Vietnam

Why am I not still in Vietnam? :smith:

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:38

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# ? May 21, 2024 18:47

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Seriously, guys, the mere thought of having enough money to justify fleeing America and being in Vietnam. Set for loving life. loving. Life.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:40

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