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hellraiser 2 was the best because it's this fun adventure movie that kinda feels like Labyrinth only instead of a jim henson wonderland it's hell
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Hellraiser: Hellhole, was pretty bad. It's the one where the portal to hell is a glory hole in a dingy truck stop bathroom. There are only so many ways you can show dudes sticking their dicks into hell before it gets stale.
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Jul 8, 2015 06:48
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the one where the girl runs into the church and is all "father there is a demon after me" and he's all "demons are just aren't real. they're just parables" and then pinhead shows up and the camera zooms in on her and she's all "then what the gently caress is that?!" that owned. hellraiser movies own.
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Jul 8, 2015 06:53
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Jul 8, 2015 06:57
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ProfessorMurder posted:If Doug Bradley isnt Pinhead, I'm out you know that is not a barometer for quality
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Jul 8, 2015 07:01
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Today I learned that James Cameron wrote Rambo First Blood Part 2. Friday the 13th has just gotten better with each movie The one in space was legit
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Jul 8, 2015 07:19
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     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdzmcJrG-MY
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Jul 8, 2015 07:27
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so the cenobytes are from another dimension and not hell right?
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Jul 8, 2015 07:30
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im pooping! posted:so the cenobytes are from another dimension and not hell right? No, they're from hell.
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Jul 8, 2015 07:38
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cenobytes always sounded like a delicious snack
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mind the walrus posted:This, but get the Netherrealm guys to go around collecting more movie licenses and use the Mortal Kombat X engine to make the best fighting game of the 21st Century. * C.H.U.D. * Bud the C.H.U.D.
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Jul 8, 2015 07:49
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First one was really good, second one was good also. All other ones suck. Nightbreed was OK. Not sure if I would like Weaveworld or not, maybe, if Barker stays involved, but a good horror directors often turn to poo poo when they get old (Romero, Argento). Read Barker's Hellbound Heart if you haven't, it isn't long, and is good.
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Jul 8, 2015 07:56
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Also watch this if you haven't: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eea8W6g-5OU You can see the nail grid that inspired Pinhead, a guy getting his skin peeled off at the end, and it also features a naked Clive Barker spinning around like a ninny whilst sporting an erection.
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Jul 8, 2015 08:00
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Maldoror posted:First one was really good, second one was good also. Nightbreed! I used to walk past that VHS, pick it up, look at all the pictures, re-read the synopsis and then put it back because I was 8 and couldn't rent it. Every single time I went to the supermarket. I don't know why but it fascinated me and I completely forgot about it until just now.
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Jul 8, 2015 08:02
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gently caress Your Website posted:All of them
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Jul 8, 2015 08:15
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I read Imajica by Clive Barker. It's filled with sex magic gay demon butt loving.
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Jul 8, 2015 08:19
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ProfessorMurder posted:I'd like to see Pinhead vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Leatherface vs. Chucky I want the Expendables with slasher villains. So guys, we need to slaughter this orphanage. Jason you take the roof, Chucky you enter the basement window
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Jul 8, 2015 09:02
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Nightbreed! I used to walk past that VHS, pick it up, look at all the pictures, re-read the synopsis and then put it back because I was 8 and couldn't rent it. Every single time I went to the supermarket. I don't know why but it fascinated me and I completely forgot about it until just now. It's actually pretty good, even if it's not REALLY a horror flick. It should still be on Netflix if you want to shatter the mystique.
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Jul 8, 2015 09:25
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TheJoker138 posted:For real though, it's the newest one, Revelations. It was basically an ashcan movie made only so the studio would keep the rights, was made in less than a month, and was so bad even Doug Bradley, who had played Pinhead in every single one before it, refused to come back because he thought it would hurt the good name of the franchise. This is Doom House with pins.
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Jul 8, 2015 10:48
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im pooping! posted:so the cenobytes are from another dimension and not hell right? TheJoker138 posted:No, they're from hell. Not exactly. First two films imply they were beings who worship Leviathan, another entity in the biblical universe. And their worship is the experience of extreme pleasures that came from pain. The third and later films implied they were from hell. One of them (forget which one) that said they were just the agents to deal out the pain on the way to hell. Wost Hellraiser has to be all after the second, as they are poo poo in a different way. FFS one of them has a blue smurf Pinhead.
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Jul 8, 2015 10:54
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was going to say the mansion one but op answered his own question
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:hellraiser 2 was the best because it's this fun adventure movie that kinda feels like Labyrinth only instead of a jim henson wonderland it's hell that's legit how I felt about the movie as well. After that, well who gives a poo poo. I think a grim jumpscare reboot with really spooky visual cues would entertain modern horror movie goers, but I suppose if it doesn't have the guy from Insidious in it, people won't watch it.
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Jul 8, 2015 11:09
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ProfessorMurder posted:Clive Barker is awesome and they should not do another Hellraiser unless he is involved I'm a big fan of his older work but his latest novel, which is a sequel to Hellraiser and is all about Pinhead, is absolutely awful. It's the first book I've read that made me embarrassed for the author. It ends with Pinhead and Satan getting into a sword fight which reads like a fight from Dragon Ball Z. Yeah. So The Scarlet Gospels is the worst Hellraiser, even though it's not a movie.
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Jul 8, 2015 11:20
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MantisToboggan posted:I'm a big fan of his older work but his latest novel, which is a sequel to Hellraiser and is all about Pinhead, is absolutely awful. It's the first book I've read that made me embarrassed for the author. It ends with Pinhead and Satan getting into a sword fight which reads like a fight from Dragon Ball Z. Yeah. You've just convinced me to buy and read this book immediately.
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Jul 8, 2015 11:39
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I particularly liked the part where Pinhead was getting his rear end handed to him by Satan and Harry D'Amour's like, gently caress it, let's run, what's he gonna do, stop swordfighting Satan to chase us? Then Pinhead invoked the Final Configuration which is an eldritch incantation that opens a portal to uhh... Well the Universe is like a big rock and underneath the rock are some creepy crawly things, basically the Outsiders from Stephen King's Bag of Bones and Pet Sematary. So Pinhead has those creepy crawlies possess him to give him ultimate power, then he turns into a being of pure energy and hits Satan five hundred times at once, it really is an eldritch version of DBZ with Harry and the medium from Coldheart Canyon playing the roles of Krillin and Yamcha standing on the sidelines going, what power, what speed, his power level is off the scale!
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Jul 8, 2015 12:13
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MantisToboggan posted:I'm a big fan of his older work but his latest novel, which is a sequel to Hellraiser and is all about Pinhead, is absolutely awful. It's the first book I've read that made me embarrassed for the author. It ends with Pinhead and Satan getting into a sword fight which reads like a fight from Dragon Ball Z. Yeah. There was a series of Hellraiser comics and there were some pretty good ones that were just stand alone stories (like one about a gunslinger in the old west playing poker against guy who had a puzzle box and the guy is all "if you win I'll give you something beyond measure" then the gunslinger wins and the guy leaves with the box.) but then Barker started writing some and his were about a group of people who all get superpowers that let them fight the Cenobites.
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Jul 8, 2015 12:50
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I'm always shocked at how many people like #2 given that they beat leviathan with the power of pinhead's inner humanity and love and bleehhhhh
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Jul 8, 2015 14:45
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Why cookie Rocket posted:I'm always shocked at how many people like #2 given that they beat leviathan with the power of pinhead's inner humanity and love and bleehhhhh Dr. Channard is cool. I own all of them except the newest. 1 and 2 I bought seperately, and the others came in a set with all the Prophecy movies. That cost me five bucks.
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Jul 8, 2015 14:52
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i only watched 1 and 2 and thought they were cool. i liked it when pinhead melted the cross on the priest's hand
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Jul 8, 2015 14:54
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Mr. Pumroy posted:i only watched 1 and 2 and thought they were cool. i liked it when pinhead melted the cross on the priest's hand I think that's number 3
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Jul 8, 2015 15:00
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Hellraiser da derpa derpa derpa derp Until on day, da derpa derpa der!
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I wish the entirety of Nightbreed would have been like the meat scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdcktta2BZk also the villain had a great mask but i dont find cronenberg very scary (his movies are good tho)
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Jul 8, 2015 15:06
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1 and 2 are legit good movies the worst one is either the loving video game one or the boring as poo poo one about that dumb cult the franchise in general is pretty sweet if demons and torture are your poo poo tho
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Jul 8, 2015 15:13
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Clive Barker posted:im gay
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Uncle Wemus posted:John Cenabite U cant unsee me
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Jul 8, 2015 15:48
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The space one. The worst film in every horror franchise is the one where they go to space. I wrote an article about it: http://www.blastr.com/2014-10-2/7-horror-characters-who-never-should-have-gone-space
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Jul 8, 2015 15:51
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egon_beeblebrox posted:I think that's number 3 oh really, my bad. it's been so long. i like the idea of dudes who just got so physical sensation that they wraparound from pleasure to pain and it's all the same for them. it's a cool idea not just as a monster flick, but in general
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Why cookie Rocket posted:I'm always shocked at how many people like #2 given that they beat leviathan with the power of pinhead's inner humanity and love and bleehhhhh Seriously, the scene where the cenobites remember they were human, turn against Channard, and end up getting slaughtered on the spot is one of my favorites. They don't make it to the final fight and are ultimately irrelevant. Their odd placement in the first two movies is masterful for a time that was desperate for iconic horror villains.
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Jul 8, 2015 15:56
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Knight posted:Huh? Pinhead and his whole crew got diced after trying to stand against Channard. Kirsty and Julia beat Leviathan with puzzle magic, spare skin, and feminine wiles. I only saw it once a couple years ago I just remember hating that they were already giving pinhead a heart of gold deep down and I still had like 7 movies to go
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MantisToboggan posted:I'm a big fan of his older work but his latest novel, which is a sequel to Hellraiser and is all about Pinhead, is absolutely awful. It's the first book I've read that made me embarrassed for the author. It ends with Pinhead and Satan getting into a sword fight which reads like a fight from Dragon Ball Z. Yeah. drat, sounds like Clive might have lost his talent. A sword fight with Satan? Satan must have a power level OVER 9000! Why would he even want to fight Satan?
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