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probably the one that was trying to be scream. not even lance hendrickson could save it. the third one was also really bad, mostly due to Edward CDplayerhead, but at least it didn't have a wacky haunted mansion game that turned out to not really be a game at all!!
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Jul 8, 2015 05:50
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i remember reading books of blood during a power outage and making my way through the stories thinking there is something kind of gay going on here then i got to a story where some dudes in europe pulled over and started rolling around in a field making out and then i knew
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Jul 8, 2015 05:52
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Made it halfway through the first movie and lost interest.
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Jul 8, 2015 05:53
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Ramsus posted:i remember reading books of blood during a power outage and making my way through the stories thinking there is something kind of gay going on here i remember someone reading this to me and feeling all strange i wonder what coach is up to now -the one in space with mark hammill
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Jul 8, 2015 05:54
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Hellraiser:Bloodline is the worst one
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Jul 8, 2015 05:55
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Flynn Taggart posted:Made it halfway through the first movie and lost interest. Yeah the middle of the first movie drags a bit but it's worth sticking it out for some primo 80s practical gore.
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Jul 8, 2015 05:57
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it's really hard to pick, outside of 1 and maybe 2 they're all different flavours of terrible
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Jul 8, 2015 05:57
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All of them
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gently caress Your Website posted:All of them
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gently caress Your Website posted:All of them We have such sights to show you
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Jul 8, 2015 06:02
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Million Ghosts posted:it's really hard to pick, outside of 1 and maybe 2 they're all different flavours of terrible I liked the one with Liz lemon's boyfriend even though it was barely a hellraiser movie and he never called anyone "dummy". Pretty sure that was one of the ones that was fully written before they jammed pinhead into it.
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Jul 8, 2015 06:02
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The newest one.
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Jul 8, 2015 06:04
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Just post creepy gifs so we don't actually have to watch them
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Jul 8, 2015 06:06
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I'd like to see Pinhead vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Leatherface vs. Chucky
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I only saw 1 and 2 and 2 was already so garbage that I lost all interest in further viewings.
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Jul 8, 2015 06:07
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Flynn Taggart posted:Just post creepy gifs so we don't actually have to watch them Seems like a reasonable request; someone without a significant other or kids get on that plz
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Jul 8, 2015 06:07
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ProfessorMurder posted:I'd like to see Pinhead vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Leatherface vs. Chucky You forgot Michael Myers and Ash
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Why cookie Rocket posted:I liked the one with Liz lemon's boyfriend even though it was barely a hellraiser movie and he never called anyone "dummy". Pretty sure that was one of the ones that was fully written before they jammed pinhead into it. Hellseeker? i guess that one was fine but there's no reason to watch a hellraiser sequel over literally anything else unless you hate yourself
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Jul 8, 2015 06:10
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Flynn Taggart posted:You forgot Michael Myers and Ash Pinhead vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Leatherface vs. Chucky vs. Michael Myers vs. Ash and his boomstick
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Jul 8, 2015 06:11
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ProfessorMurder posted:I'd like to see Pinhead vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Leatherface vs. Chucky This, but get the Netherrealm guys to go around collecting more movie licenses and use the Mortal Kombat X engine to make the best fighting game of the 21st Century. Just using 80s slashers/monsters alone you've got a potential roster of: * Freddy * Jason * Pinhead * Michael Myers (would be very hard as his elements were ripped off so thoroughly by Jason, but he's such an icon you can't leave him out) * Leatherface * Alien * Predator * Chucky * Killer Klowns * The Thing * An American Werewolf in London * Ash/Deadites * Brundlefly * Someone from either the Lost Boys or Fright Night, take your pick. A cool 80s vampire is what we're after here. * Herbert West/the Re-Animated * Gremlins/Billy Pelzer/Gizmo * Kirsty Swanson from a Deadly Friend (evil robot) * Pennywise (kind-of cheating because the TV miniseries was the 90s but **come on** it's Pennywise, and the book IT was 1986 so...) * Pumpkinhead * The ghost from Poltergeist? * Isaac and the Children of the Corn Tell me that wouldn't work like gangbusters.
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the liscening fees on that would be fuckin' nuts. Also i think there was some poo poo indie fighting game that had the same concept
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ProfessorMurder posted:Pinhead vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Leatherface vs. Chucky vs. Michael Myers vs. Ash and his boomstick Now we're talking
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Flynn Taggart posted:Now we're talking That would be an amazing movie
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Million Ghosts posted:Hellseeker? i guess that one was fine but there's no reason to watch a hellraiser sequel over literally anything else unless you hate yourself Well yeah duh
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Jul 8, 2015 06:17
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ProfessorMurder posted:That would be an amazing movie Oh wait we forgot leprechaun
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Flynn Taggart posted:Oh wait we forgot leprechaun Pinhead vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Leatherface vs. Chucky vs. Michael Myers vs. Ash and his boomstick vs. Leprechaun
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Jul 8, 2015 06:24
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The one with Mayhem.
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Million Ghosts posted:the liscening fees on that would be fuckin' nuts. Also i think there was some poo poo indie fighting game that had the same concept Agreed, which is funny because most of those properties are sitting in the dust bin and couldn't possibly be worth the costs they'd desire. But hey Netherrealm already took the time to get licenses for Freddy, Jason, and Predator so what's a few more? And there was some poo poo indie game with the concept, but it's a poo poo indie game. A concept as awesome as that deserves polish.
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Jul 8, 2015 06:24
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Wasn't there one in space? That's probably the worst one
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Jul 8, 2015 06:29
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the second one where the cenobites come from outer space to save the environment
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Bolow posted:Wasn't there one in space? That's probably the worst one yea that was Hellraiser:Bloodline, one of the lovely Hellraisers
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Bolow posted:Wasn't there one in space? That's probably the worst one Is that the one with time travel? The last one I watched was the one where he just made some cenobites from random people and stuff they were holding so one guy was just mixing perpetually mixing cocktails. The best cenobite was the one that used to be a phone sexline operator and was played by the guy who voices the Earl of Lemongrab on adventure time.
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Jul 8, 2015 06:32
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Best Hellraiser. http://www.channel101.com/episode/430
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For real though, it's the newest one, Revelations. It was basically an ashcan movie made only so the studio would keep the rights, was made in less than a month, and was so bad even Doug Bradley, who had played Pinhead in every single one before it, refused to come back because he thought it would hurt the good name of the franchise.
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Today I learned that James Cameron wrote Rambo First Blood Part 2. Anyway franchises are poo poo. The reason the first two Terminators are awesome is not because they're about future robot assassins; it's because James Cameron wrote and directed them. The reason the first two Alien movies are good isn't because they're about creepy aliens; it's because Ridley Scott and James Cameron did them. The reason the first two Hellraiser's are (according to people that like that kinda thing) good isn't because they're about creepy demons; it's because Clive Barker wrote them.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Today I learned that James Cameron wrote Rambo First Blood Part 2. Clive Barker is awesome and they should not do another Hellraiser unless he is involved
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