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Kalli posted:You know, it never really struck me that they're actually divisional rivals. Going to happen? I mean he's on the Titans and he's on the bench. Things aren't going to get much worse unless Mariota dies I guess.
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Athanatos posted:How can I shoot roman candles and bottle rockets at my brothers if I dont aim them with my hand? Put it between your buttcheeks, dumbass.
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Kalli posted:You know, it never really struck me that they're actually divisional rivals. Are we still operating under the assumption that Mett is starting? It would be pretty hilarious if Watt mangled Mariotta at the end of game one, so that he could mangle the poo poo out of Mett the next time the teams meet.
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Kalli posted:You know, it never really struck me that they're actually divisional rivals. Jags are the only true rival to the titans imo Chilichimp posted:Are we still operating under the assumption that Mett is starting? No it wouldn't
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Neil Armbong posted:Sup fire work loving bros. Been doing fireworks since I could walk and had bottle rocket wars and did all kinds of stupid poo poo as a kid. No one was ever injured. Now we're more chill about fireworks in terms of stupid poo poo, but light of tons of big ones, including mortars. Or, go downtown, have a day outside with some hotdogs and Lee Greenwood, and watch the town shoot fireworks for you. Then all you have to worry about is traffic home and the prices of food truck hamburgers.
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Americans maiming themselves on the 4th is a pretty old tradition. http://www.stevenspointjournal.com/story/news/local/2015/07/08/july-fourth-injuries-keep-doctors-busy/29868791/ quote:Among the items was a large cannon firecracker which he mistook for a Roman candle and, lighting it, held it in his hand. When it exploded, he realized his mistake, and once the smoke cleared, it was evident that his hand had been shredded, necessitating amputation at the wrist by Drs. Rood and von Neupert. This is an article about 4th injuries from loving 1895 but they could have just changed the dates and you'd never know the difference. Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Jul 8, 2015 |
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Eltoasto posted:NFL players blowing themselves up with fireworks and NBA players recruiting with emojis have really made the work day better today. Don't forget Paul Pierce being as hell warcrimes posted:This is news today because of Mettenberger's sick burns, though I know but it's not like it happened out of nowhere is my what I'm saying
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 21:29 |
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Watt bullying mett is going to lead to the Lewan kicking Watt's rear end
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 21:34 |
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Lewan would get dusted by Watt. JJ Watt is a scary human being, not a rape victim significantly younger than him that he's trying to intimidate.
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I pray for increased physical strength every day
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 21:38 |
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Or Ohio State fans at a bar after they soundly kicked his team's teeth in.
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 21:39 |
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Taylor Lewan is a punk rear end bitch is what I'm saying
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 21:39 |
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Watts cabin loving owns.
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Pron on VHS posted:I pray for increased physical strength every day Beats working out Well, not literally
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Taylor Lewan is a punk rear end bitch is what I'm saying
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I'm not sure who I'm more scared of pissing off, JJ Watt or Brock Lesnar
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Intruder posted:I'm not sure who I'm more scared of pissing off, JJ Watt or Brock Lesnar Aaron Hernandez
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Intruder posted:I'm not sure who I'm more scared of pissing off, JJ Watt or Brock Lesnar Brock....he literally looks like his stare could hospitalise me...
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Taylor Lewan is a punk rear end bitch is what I'm saying Taylor is a bitch-made name.
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Intruder posted:I'm not sure who I'm more scared of pissing off, JJ Watt or Brock Lesnar Brock Even if you could equal his strength his actual wrestling skills are lethal
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Intruder posted:I'm not sure who I'm more scared of pissing off, JJ Watt or Brock Lesnar Brock Lesnar has little baby legs so Watt
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They're very similar in size and appearance, but JJ lives in a "remote cabin" on the outskirts of some suburb while Brock found the middle of nowhere in Montana to not be remote enough and moved somewhere even more desolate
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the babiness of his legs cannot be overstated
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 21:49 |
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Both dudes have the build that can take an acoustic guitar breaking over them without flinching.
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Pron on VHS posted:I pray for increased physical strength every day Isometrics are not the way to go, then
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Metapod posted:Watt bullying mett is going to lead to the Lewan kicking Watt's rear end There seems to be some confusion about this statement. I mean Lewan will literally kicked Watt's rear end after Watt blows past him
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I mean look at em
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 21:54 |
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don't piss off brock osweiler imo
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Ross Angeles posted:God I loving love Tony Romo From the wayback machine but Intruder posted:With bottle rockets you get a pvc pipe and a fashion a crude shoulder mount and fire them like a bazooka gently caress that, you hold it by the end of the stick, light it, and throw it end over end so that when it ignites midair and still heads toward your target you look like a goddamn pro
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 21:59 |
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If Brock Lesnar were an SNL character he would be Mr. Baby Legs and every sketch would be him walking around with passerbys being very uncomfortable and distracted by his little baby legs. He would be played by Bill Hader.
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Brock Lesnar works on the same principle as a shark, just hit him in the face. Just also try to do this before he double legs you into oblivion and pounds your face in. Or serve him a plate of vegetables, that'll do it
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Mel Mudkiper posted:If Brock Lesnar were an SNL character he would be Mr. Baby Legs and every sketch would be him walking around with passerbys being very uncomfortable and distracted by his little baby legs. Were you the fan that got by the car door?
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Eltoasto posted:NFL players blowing themselves up with fireworks and NBA players recruiting with emojis have really made the work day better today. I realized the other day that sometime soon we're going to see a court case that hinges on emojis, and the transcripts are going to be great. "At 4:45pm, defendent sent a text message to the victim consisting of a sleepy-face, a slice of pizza, a gun, and a pile of poo."
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god i am so excited to see an actual receiver in Oakland
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Rooster Brooster posted:I realized the other day that sometime soon we're going to see a court case that hinges on emojis, and the transcripts are going to be great. Already sorta happened. Some dumbass teen facebooked a gun emoji and talked about shooting cops then was arrested and charged with making terroristic threats. Came up in the silk road trial transcripts as well.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:If Brock Lesnar were an SNL character he would be Mr. Baby Legs and every sketch would be him walking around with passerbys being very uncomfortable and distracted by his little baby legs. Detective Baby Legs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o0Qp5J_Oo8 Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Jul 8, 2015 |
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Blitz7x posted:god i am so excited to see an actual receiver in Oakland I'm completely in favor of everything in support of student athletes over the NCAA, but if it meant Amari had to play at Alabama another year I'd be all in favor requiring NFL players to run out of college eligibility first.
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Blitz7x posted:god i am so excited to see an actual receiver in Oakland I honestly can't remember the last time the Raiders had a receiver who was both good and tried
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Metapod posted:I honestly can't remember the last time the Raiders had a receiver who was both good and tried They could have drafted Calvin.
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Metapod posted:I honestly can't remember the last time the Raiders had a receiver who was both good and tried Probably Jerry Rice.
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