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Chomp8645 posted:"Attention citizens: it is now illegal to lie about things to get laid" WHelp, pack it up folks, we are done upon this gay earth
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fyodor posted:this is the best video: There must be some sort of german word for strong second hand embarrassment that makes a situation difficult to watch
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Jul 9, 2015 03:51
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stolen valor is hilarious because you are completely in the clear if you don't wear any medals. soooo just wear some ACU with private rank and you still get your precious discounts
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:There must be some sort of german word for strong second hand embarrassment that makes a situation difficult to watch Fremdscham
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Jul 9, 2015 03:54
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SaltLick posted:Fremdscham Ty
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Jul 9, 2015 03:55
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I get suspicious whenever I see someone at the mall in uniform because wearing those loving boots whenever I was on liberty wasn't loving happening.
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Jul 9, 2015 03:57
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SaltLick posted:stolen valor is hilarious because you are completely in the clear if you don't wear any medals. soooo just wear some ACU with private rank and you still get your precious discounts You're supposed to have an i.d.
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Jul 9, 2015 03:58
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Ramsus posted:You're supposed to have an i.d. i left it in the car can i have my coffee now? I'm in uniform isnt that enough? I'm in a rush man come on
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i was at an airport and i saw some dude in a cheap mismatched suit wearing AF achievement and comm mess dress medals and he was looking at womens' facebook pics on his phone and zooming in on their armpits
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Jul 9, 2015 04:00
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SaltLick posted:i left it in the car can i have my coffee now? I'm in uniform isnt that enough? I'm in a rush man come on oh alright i'm such a pushover lol e. your id is part of your uniform you sonuvabitch
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Jul 9, 2015 04:01
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now that we are pulling out of the middle east no one is going to have combat badges which is the lowest award that is considered illegal under stolen valor so it's even easier now. lol peace time soldiers
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my all time favorite stolen valor.quote:Texas A&M's No. 3 administrator presented himself as a warrior-scholar: a former Navy SEAL with a doctorate from Tufts University.  yea right like 6 head over here was a navy seal looooooooool
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Jul 9, 2015 04:05
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I think the War on Terrortm is still a thing, so everyone will still get national defense medals.
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SaltLick posted:my all time favorite stolen valor. that's the largest forehead i've seen my whole life. thank you for the new experience!
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Jul 9, 2015 04:08
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SaltLick posted:my all time favorite stolen valor. hes not a navy seal but perhaps his forehead is??
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Jul 9, 2015 04:11
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that huge forehead allowed him to pull off a tough scam
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It seems less farfetched a scam when you take his mind control powers into account.
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Jul 9, 2015 04:15
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Amarcarts posted:Why don't these guys take it to the next level and go around in an ACU unshaven in a wheelchair with one leg tied underneath their butts or while drooling most of the time and not saying anything? Most people would be like "I don't care just give him the discount so he leaves." I never understood why they don't just join the military.
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VendaGoat posted:
That's actually a test of the upcoming USMC dress uniform update.
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Jul 9, 2015 04:37
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*Is in the military* *Bitches about welfare. Like, cannot stop whining about welfare* *Doesn't understand the irony*
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Nelson Mandingo posted:*Is in the military* *Bitches about welfare. Like, cannot stop whining about welfare* *Doesn't understand the irony*
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i'm a US Navy Seal edit: and these mfers piss me the hell of
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Nelson Mandingo posted:*Is in the military* *Bitches about welfare. Like, cannot stop whining about welfare* *Doesn't understand the irony* you wouldn't believe the number of hardcore dickhead libertarian airmen who sit around and do abso-loving-lutely nothing all day long for years and years and years
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Throwdini posted:i'm a US Navy Seal what's your mos, cic, kkk, naacp?
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:third person anxiety I got the same thing. The struggle is real.
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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:you wouldn't believe the number of hardcore dickhead libertarian airmen who sit around and do abso-loving-lutely nothing all day long for years and years and years Not at all. People who weren't born wealthy are only libertarians because they lack introspection.
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fyodor posted:what's your mos, cic, kkk, naacp? *just walks away cause you can walk away from people and don't have to answer they're questions even if there pointing a camera at you (lifehack)*
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Jul 9, 2015 05:01
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Military wives should have ranks and get medals
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why did I watch the op video it was a  yelling at a fat?
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etalian posted:Military wives should have ranks and get medals 1 rank per jody ur mama would outrank george washington
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fyodor posted:what's your mos, cic, kkk, naacp? 72 nabisco, army cookie tester
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Jul 9, 2015 05:27
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i wonder how many cuck fetishists join the military hoping to get deployed
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SaltLick posted:i wonder how many cuck fetishists join the military hoping to get deployed they liked the deer hunter scene from Jarhead
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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:you wouldn't believe the number of hardcore dickhead libertarian airmen who sit around and do abso-loving-lutely nothing all day long for years and years and years There's two really dickhead airmen in my political science class that basically gang up on anyone that suggests anything to the left of Ayn Rand. It's like some bizarro college experience. I'm waiting for the day I get to whip my dick out and brag about the 72 hour traffic jam I was in on the road to motherfucking Baghdad while these baby bitches were Googling how to finger their girlfriend in middle school. But mostly I just sit in the back and text MILFS because I'm too old for that poo poo.
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holy gently caress
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it looks like Chin --> Scalp is about the same distance as Collarbone -> Bellybutton lol
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Grem posted:There's two really dickhead airmen in my political science class that basically gang up on anyone that suggests anything to the left of Ayn Rand. It's like some bizarro college experience. ur coo
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Chomp8645 posted:lol of course it's not illegal. What do expect SCOTUS or really anyone else to do? actually these will all soon be crimes in the hot new legal frontier of rape by deception
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