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Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
That's kinda the joke I was making.

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Azhais posted:

So, what's an ab wheel? I'm picturing something like this



Imagine a shakeweight but less dignified

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Imagine a shakeweight but less dignified

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Azhais posted:

So, what's an ab wheel? I'm picturing something like this


Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Pops Mgee posted:

That's kinda the joke I was making.

Accept the fact that you lobbed a softball set-up for my much better joke and move on.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

lol using his knees

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
bet his core is solid tho

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Nc 17 spiking that joke perfectly is like watching john beck throw a 35 yard touchdown pass

B.F. Hoodrich
May 16, 2006
welp

NC-17 posted:

Yea he sounds small but bear in mind he was careful with his diet and did a lot of ab wheels.

:holymoley:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

NC-17 posted:

Yea he sounds small but bear in mind he was careful with his diet and did a lot of ab wheels.

Is it too late for me to get in on "this burn is great"? Because this burn is great.



At least we know Duke Williams has A1 taste.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Nc 17 spiking that joke perfectly is like watching john beck throw a 35 yard touchdown pass

Or Ryan Tannenhill for that matter.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Nc 17 spiking that joke perfectly is like watching john beck throw a 35 yard touchdown pass

You're lighting the Parm Signal.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Chichevache posted:

At least we know Duke Williams has A1 taste.

you do know she's an FSU fan

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Bad Moon posted:

You're lighting the Parm Signal.

Beck probably couldn't start over Smith at this point in his career, unfortunately.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I wouldn't expect a Grammy Award-winning artist to start over Smith either

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

I wouldn't expect a Grammy Award-winning artist to start over Smith either

Plus if he did Yeezy would say it should be Beyonce

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Jeff Beck won Grammys?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Raku posted:

you do know she's an FSU fan

I don't know about you, but I like it when people stick it to the Noles. :quagmire:

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

TubeStank posted:

Ah there we go. Jarrett Bush was suspended for steroids.

Was he publicly intoxicated on steroids?

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Nc 17 spiking that joke perfectly is like watching john beck throw a 35 yard touchdown pass

i'm gonna have to give him +1 posting stamina

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Chichevache posted:

I don't know about you, but I like it when people stick it to the Noles. :quagmire:

Someone link that Duck video

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Working out is cool.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

I wouldn't expect a Grammy Award-winning artist to start over Smith either

Well, that Beck probably could though

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Shame this man

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Dez Bryant plays football on his beautiful babies, if twitter is to be believed. That sounds potentially more damaging than an AP caning.


I can not parse this tweet at all:

Dez posted:

As much as I love football...on my beautiful babies.. I apologize #cowboynation but I will not be there if no deal #fact

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Ross Angeles posted:

Someone link that Duck video
please dont

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Parmesan Basil posted:

Well, that Beck probably could though

I hear he's a loser

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

*googles*

Looks like a good judgement call to me.


(she hot as gently caress)

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

I don't believe in women

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Anyone who enjoyed the sick NC-17 burn on RG3 should head over to the Destiny thread and witness the meltdown of Dahbadu.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3686765&pagenumber=1249&perpage=40#post447544831

It included this gem:

Dahbadu posted:

Actual true story: Not to rub it in (actually, yeah, I'm gonna rub it in), but my wife is also close to a decade younger than me and she's hot. She's a goon, into games, and she's a CSE major that can out-code most of the posers in this thread. And to return to an earlier point -- just perhaps, the people that cry sperg the loudest may want to look inward. And just perhaps, maybe I'm doing something right and the problem isn't with me.

Zedsdeadbaby posted:


TheSwingLord posted:

*turns on dahbadu signal*


Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Jul 13, 2015

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

I like both music Becks and also a couple Bruces

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Eifert Posting posted:

Dez Bryant plays football on his beautiful babies, if twitter is to be believed. That sounds potentially more damaging than an AP caning.


I can not parse this tweet at all:
He swears on his children that he loves football but won't play until he gets a contract.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Chilichimp posted:

Anyone who enjoyed the sick NC-17 burn on RG3 should head over to the Destiny thread and witness the meltdown of Dahbadu.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3686765&pagenumber=1249&perpage=40#post447544831

It included this gem:




[/quote]

Why would anyone care about that

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
Holy moly, since the Pegulas took over the Bills it's like the fanbase has out and gone and huffed fracking gas and become straight retard. The defence of Kromer, the Ronald Darby stuff, just a whole bunch of groupthink that's pretty reprehensible. The Pegulas seem like straight up poo poo humans. Bleh.

Parlett316
Dec 6, 2002

Jon Snow is viciously stabbed by his friends in the night's watch for wanting to rescue Mance Rayder from Ramsay Bolton
I don't even know what they are talking about

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Eifert Posting posted:

Dez Bryant plays football on his beautiful babies, if twitter is to be believed. That sounds potentially more damaging than an AP caning.


I can not parse this tweet at all:

I swear by my kids if I don't get a new deal I will not play football this year.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Ehud posted:

Ross get a small bluetooth headset and I will feed you all kinds of sexy lines to say to her

or you can just watch this video before your date

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUYQ2DMddYA

And let's put shocks on his nipples to stop him from saying bad stuff.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Ross Angeles posted:

:)

Thanks guys. You are all like my dysfunctional family, especially Fiz. And considering I'm really not much of a social butterfly, this is kind of a big deal

Write down and practice some sick negs to use on her before hand, women love that.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Chichevache posted:

At least we know Duke Williams has A1 taste.



:boom:

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

I already watched enough of her videos to know she likes black. :iamafag:

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