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Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

oh god

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Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

John Kohn, Office Referee!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chokes McGee posted:

Alternatively just watch this match and pretend Summer Rae has a giant guitar that shoots flames. It's a pretty close approximation.

I hope Hunter cosplays Doof Warrior at the next Wrestlemania.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

I bet Owens comes back and steals the win at the end.

Tonfa
Apr 8, 2008

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

what the gently caress what that spot, why

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
please don't die

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The spirit of the championship is competition. I will now beat up a weakened opponent after this match.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

A suplex powerful enough to momentarily shut down the commentary booth.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Cesaro made that bump look horrifying but it was actually a really safe-ish bump since he grabbed the rope

that man

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Blast Fantasto posted:

The spirit of the championship is competition. I will now beat up a weakened opponent after this match.

This is how he won the title off Rey Mysterio too.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Blast Fantasto posted:

The spirit of the championship is competition. I will now beat up a weakened opponent after this match.

rrrrrrrapadoo

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Why is Cena being a heel on commentary

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Cesaro just drop kicked someone sitting on the top rope

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

P W G

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

I hope Hunter cosplays Doof Warrior at the next Wrestlemania.

Nah, he'd dress up as Immortan Joe and dress the other guys from DX as the rest of his War Pups.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
The Swissler Crossface

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

CHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILY

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sionistic posted:

Cesaro just drop kicked someone sitting on the top rope

Roman Reigns posted:

"Ya ya I can do that no prob" - Cesaro

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I liked Cena in the background going "... oh god they're still going :stare:"

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


ayn rand hand job posted:

Why is Cena being a heel on commentary

Considering how he's really, really great everywhere they put him now I don't know why he's so bad on commentary

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Zyla posted:

CHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILY

WHAT IS THIS

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Rhonne posted:

Nah, he'd dress up as Immortan Joe and dress the other guys from DX as the rest of his War Pups.

Finally Nathan Jones returns to Wrestlemania.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rhonne posted:

Nah, he'd dress up as Immortan Joe and dress the other guys from DX as the rest of his War Pups.

Nathan Jones as.... Nathan Jones.....

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
HE CALLS THAT THE REAR VIEW!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
HE CALLS THAT MOVE THE REAR VIEW

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Headbutt into a cross face?

Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010
I can't believe they just let Rusev and Cesaro go out there and tear it up. All wrestling should be like this.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
this is a good match and everyone in it is good

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


No matter what lovely stuff happens this Raw, it will be a net positive.

Banjo
Jun 7, 2006

John Cena gonna make these bitches tap out

only temporary
Sep 3, 2006
Can we just run this match until 11:00?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

This is so amazing :allears:

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

HOLY poo poo

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
This has been a really good match featuring the Ghosts of Underutilized Talent Past, Present, and Future

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

THE SWING!

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
For Tyson :shobon:

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Zyla posted:

CHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILY


Zyla posted:

CHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILY


Zyla posted:

CHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILY


Zyla posted:

CHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILY


Zyla posted:

CHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILYCHRIS BENOIT KILLED HIS FAMILY

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Catpiss Neverclean posted:

The Swissler Crossface

The Neutral Lock. Everyone chants "Maybe! Maybe! Maybe!"

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

RING THE loving BELL

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
like how hard was it to book this and why did we have to wait so long.

"these guys are all strong + cool, and want the title from the other storng cool dude"


why was this difficult, why are we amazed

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