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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
So my housemate impulse adopted this cat and we have no idea what to name the goddamn thing, but we do know its a male and thats about it. I'm linking her this thread so be on your best behavior goons.

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Neraren
Sep 15, 2006
Random Nerd #753897
Name your new kitten gbs

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
name him charizard, for the win

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

megatron.

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit

Avocados posted:

So my housemate impulse adopted this cat and we have no idea what to name the goddamn thing, but we do know its a male and thats about it. I'm linking her this thread so be on your best behavior goons.



mister fluffles

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

opus111 posted:

megatron.

:catstare:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Otis. Or Clark. Or Lance.

Fish Cant Hold Gun
Jul 2, 2015

by Ralp
Congratulations on impulsively committing to a huge decades long responsibility that will hinder your ability to make impulsive decisions until it dies

Cronodoculous
Jun 29, 2006

You light up my life


name it "why don't you make your own decisions instead of relying on the internet to make them for you"

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Why bother? It's name is going to be "loving Cat!" in about a week anyway after it shits on everything you love.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Oblkgkborposly

How to pronounce [Obowl[ [ccc] [bore] [posly]

Over birthed Little kittens Get Killed because of reckless pieces of shits like You

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Mr Johnson

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Avocados posted:

So my housemate impulse adopted this cat and we have no idea what to name the goddamn thing, but we do know its a male and thats about it. I'm linking her this thread so be on your best behavior goons.



human being hitler

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

li'l snippers the rootin tootin crawdad

bunnyavenger
Dec 18, 2005
On the cusp of something good....
Gibbis.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Timothy Harris Rodgerson

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

opus111 posted:

megatron.

That's a p good kitten name, name him this OP.

"I AM... MEGATRON. MEOW."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBwSoyJpiBg

dawww

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

Pronounced "colon cat stare colon". A good name.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Purrlaspe

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
human being

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

fagkat

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Napmaster

Duke of Fuzz

Bratwurst

Satan's minion

Bruise Cruise

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
Goku?

Dresh
Jun 15, 2008

hrmph.
Dix the Ball Fondler

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Jackhammer
Killerbean
Truck
Hound
Slaps
Commando
Conk

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

Rent-A-Cop posted:

Why bother? It's name is going to be "loving Cat!" in about a week anyway after it shits on everything you love.
This guy knows what's up. if not that, you're just going to shriek some baby-talk hot garbage at him every second he walks into the room, so why bother giving him a name at all.

i speak from experience.

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Bumpus Rumpus
Squiggles
Nubs
Mr. Shittyboots

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I'm a normalist, name the cat "Asshat"

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
be sure to not crush your new cat with your feet

Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006

Goatse

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3721924

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Malleus Maleficarum
Spear of Longinus

Edit: Also, we should have a pool for when the kitten gets pissed on. I'll take within 4 days.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

garfield

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjf2FKlZl9M

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Spicy Spaniard

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
rear end in a top hat Jimmy
Snagglepuss
Lothar
Bubble McGee
Cucker
LL Cat J

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
you have collapsed onto the floor from your multi day MOBA sessions as this animal eats your body instead of dying from starvation in your single room apartment all alone, your wrist goes limp as you go to pet it, and you name it poetic justice

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
make sure to name him after a video game, like Dota

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Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger
Please name your cat Bubungo.

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