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hey page 16 this movie's still fuckin stupid and so are superhero movies
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Jul 16, 2015 14:18
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Superhero movies are for children, OP.
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Jul 16, 2015 14:19
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burritolingus posted:Seth Rogen should be Batman in the next Batman. Seth Rogen should be digitally inserted into all the previous Batmans as well. gently caress, we've had the technology to achieve this since Forrest Gump and we've just been sitting on our hands all this time.
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Jul 16, 2015 14:30
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Gaunab posted:I WANT MY MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOKS TO BE SUPER SERIOUS You must feel strongly about this.
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Jul 16, 2015 14:33
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watch out, Superman, you know what Stalin did to guys who did that salute
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Jul 16, 2015 14:42
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Stottie Kyek posted:watch out, Superman, you know what Stalin did to guys who did that salute Signed a nonaggression pact with them?
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Jul 16, 2015 14:49
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Applewhite posted:It just bugs me how Blaze everybody is in the face of danger. You're confused, Johnny Blaze is Ghost Rider, he hasn't been in any of the Avengers movies.
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Jul 16, 2015 14:50
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Gatekeeper posted:whoah forgot all about rogen's green hornet. was it his fault that movie was so forgettable? There's a lot of people to blame for that lovely film but most of the blame has to be put on Rogen since he starred in it, co-wrote it and co-produced it. Gatekeeper posted:at the time i remember thinking he was good in the role but the film itself was unfortunately boring. funny guys being super is cool (the ironman is a good example, or barry lyndon in the film barry lyndon) but the story still has to be not dumb. seth rogen is definitely a funny enough dude even if his particular brand of rambunctious judaism is a little played. I just looked up the history of the Green Hornet film and the poo poo that made it onto the screens was the result of almost 20 years of Hollywood dickwaving development bullshit. George Clooney was originally signed to star in it, then they wanted Greg Kinnear, then they went for Mark Wahlberg, then it went quiet for a bit, then in 2003 they were trying to find a car company to buy product placement rights on the "hero car" and help develop the script (they didn't even have a script or a director or a lead actor at this point, they just wanted to nail down that sweet product placement cash before they started in on any of that less important stuff), then they signed Kevin Smith to write it and he wanted Jake Gyllenhaal to star in it, then someone said "Just hand all this poo poo over to Seth Rogen" and four years later the film finally came out. Oh and Nic Cage very nearly ended up playing the main villain but dropped out when he saw that Seth Rogen was taking the script in a "different direction" than what he was comfortable with. You know a film is in a lot of loving trouble when Nic Cage goes "Eh, you just keep all this cash, I'll save my dignity and wait for something better." 
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Jul 16, 2015 14:53
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:
hahaha holy poo poo, nothing anyone could ever say to seth rogen would ever be as big a burn as this
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Jul 16, 2015 15:03
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Applewhite posted:Don't both with Age of Ultron. If you want to see a Disney movie for children go watch Inside Out instead. age of ultron was ok but you can see how its beggining to fray from all the stupid super hero bullshit
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Jul 16, 2015 15:08
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Why is Wonder Woman a thin sad woman and not a beefy bad bitch in the new B-man vs Superpajamas
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Jul 16, 2015 15:14
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no beefy bad bitches around bodybuilders and athletes dont count
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Jul 16, 2015 15:20
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Zzulu posted:Missed Mad Max too, sigh you fool babypolis posted:age of ultron was ok but you can see how its beggining to fray from all the stupid super hero bullshit wonder how Marvel's like 50 year plan of movies is going to shake out in the end
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Jul 16, 2015 15:20
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Monkey Fracas posted:wonder how Marvel's like 50 year plan of movies is going to shake out in the end Hopefully with kids deciding comics are loving dumb as gently caress and getting in to hardcore gangster rap Probably for the best
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Jul 16, 2015 15:22
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ElGroucho posted:Why is Wonder Woman a thin sad woman and not a beefy bad bitch in the new B-man vs Superpajamas I know they picked a completely wrong actress for her. You know who would have been good? The Pixie-haired bodybuilder chick everyone's raving about lately. Or, you know what, a Black woman. Not even for the purposes of diversity or whatever, just because right now I think Wonder Woman would best be portrayed by a powerful Black woman. Don't attempt to give any explanation for why WW is suddenly Black, just have her be a big muscly Black woman.
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Jul 16, 2015 15:24
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I feel like, and this is just my opinion, Wonder Woman should be played by a man
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Jul 16, 2015 15:26
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Zzulu posted:I feel like, and this is just my opinion, Wonder Woman should be played by a man I like where you're going with this...
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Jul 16, 2015 15:28
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Applewhite posted:I know they picked a completely wrong actress for her. You know who would have been good? The Pixie-haired bodybuilder chick everyone's raving about lately.  Make it happen DC, you loving clown bitches
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Jul 16, 2015 15:35
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No but seriously pls post more pics of Black women who have a suitable body type to play Wonder Woman.
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Jul 16, 2015 15:36
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That's not fair. Penn has lost a ton of weight since he got his stomach stapled.
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Jul 16, 2015 15:38
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Jul 16, 2015 15:40
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I'm the cheeks being flat on her face despite obviously being intended to express chubbiness.
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Jul 16, 2015 15:41
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I was going to, but I can't have Captain Winky (my superhero) taking over the day so early
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Jul 16, 2015 15:47
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Applewhite posted:I know they picked a completely wrong actress for her. You know who would have been good? The Pixie-haired bodybuilder chick everyone's raving about lately. Or Gina Carano. This must've been an awkward conversation: "They cast Gal Gadot as WW." "Who?" "She was the woman in Fast & Furious 6" "Oh, the former American Gladiator / UFC fighter who kicks rear end in real life, and has been in action movies before, and basically already looks like WW? What a great choice!" "... Er, no. The other one." Instead, she gets a bit part in Deadpool and has to work with Rob Liefeld on an Avengelyne movie. As if Liefeld hasn't ruined enough.
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Jul 16, 2015 15:50
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Actually Wonder Woman is an Amazonian and if there's a demographic more underrepresented in major motion pictures than black people, it's indigenous South Americans.
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Jul 16, 2015 15:52
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unlimited shrimp posted:Actually Wonder Woman is an Amazonian and if there's a demographic more underrepresented in major motion pictures than black people, it's indigenous South Americans. Yeah please cast a brazilian cannibal as Wonder Woman.
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Jul 16, 2015 16:04
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Applewhite posted:No but seriously pls post more pics of Black women who have a suitable body type to play Wonder Woman.  completely serious here
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Jul 16, 2015 16:17
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There's a lot of people to blame for that lovely film but most of the blame has to be put on Rogen since he starred in it, co-wrote it and co-produced it. Rogan was on Howard Stern not long ago. Fessed up that the movie was a steaming pile of poo poo. Owned it
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Jul 16, 2015 16:35
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Gatekeeper posted:
He said women
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Jul 16, 2015 16:36
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Monkey Fracas posted:you fool They'll do like they have done in the comics for the last two decades..as soon as sales start to drop they'll have a huge event and then everyone in the films will be different. This will make a huge buzz in the media because poo poo like Thor being a girl is infinitely stupid and Sales will continue to dwindle so they'll tease the big return of the original heroes almost immediately. People will come back for the return of the original heroes.
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Jul 16, 2015 16:46
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Gatekeeper posted:
There's a scene in the new season of Orange is the New Black where she gets beat up by two scrawny women, and I'm thinking, there's no way that happens in real life
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Jul 16, 2015 16:48
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serena williams looks like she could beat the poo poo out of most of the people in this movie
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Jul 16, 2015 16:52
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Wasn't it three women? Maybe it was only two doing the actual fighting but there was definitely three women.
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Jul 16, 2015 16:52
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Monkey Fracas posted:serena williams looks like she could beat the poo poo out of most of the people in this movie Was just about to suggest Serena Williams.
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Jul 16, 2015 16:53
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Germstore posted:Wasn't it three women? Maybe it was only two doing the actual fighting but there was definitely three women. She's 5'11" and weighs at least 190 pounds; if switching teams means losing your default fighting advantage, that seems like a raw deal to me Get Venus, the hotter Williams sister
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Jul 16, 2015 16:55
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ElGroucho posted:Get Venus, the hotter Williams sister *googles both and compares them side by side* idk, even with her freaky steroid muscles, I think Serena might be hotter by virtue of her face.
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