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Applewhite posted:*googles both and compares them side by side* hotter by virtue of being able to snap off some T-Rex-sized poops bro
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I like that Henry Cavill gained 20 pounds of muscle and took all the steroids in preparation Gal Gadot did some pilates ed: also, apparently Ben Affleck is 6'4", pretty loving tall
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Jul 16, 2015 17:05
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well OK whatever I just want to see one of those tennis ladies jack that stupid Jared Joker in the face while corny heroic music from the 60's plays over it
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Jul 16, 2015 17:06
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Monkey Fracas posted:well OK whatever I just want to see one of those tennis ladies jack that stupid Jared Joker in the face while corny heroic music from the 60's plays over it "BIFF!" "ZAM!" "POW!!"
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Jul 16, 2015 17:08
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PhyrexianLibrarian posted:Or Gina Carano. This must've been an awkward conversation: Gina Carano got the looks and physicality down but unfortunately she's a poo poo actress
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Jul 16, 2015 17:10
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ElGroucho posted:There's a scene in the new season of Orange is the New Black where she gets beat up by two scrawny women, and I'm thinking, there's no way that happens in real life LMAO I was walking by while someone was watching that and thought the same thing. That "chick" is built like a linebacker, and could probably beat up 5 average sized women on "her" own.
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Jul 16, 2015 17:11
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Zzulu posted:Gina Carano got the looks and physicality down but unfortunately she's a poo poo actress True, the part of Wonder Woman needs to go to an Anne Bancroft level actress ed: whoa, I just gave myself a TCM Classics boner, brb
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grace jones should've been wonder woman
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Applewhite posted:"BIFF!" gently caress it, they should just do a 60's Batman-style teamup movie, complete with 60's-era special effects *a rubber fish thrown from offscreen knocks a gun out of a themed goon's hand* "Thank heavens! Aquaman's here!" *camera pans to show him rising out of water on what is plainly a fiberglass dolphin on a hydraulic lift*
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Jul 16, 2015 17:21
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SaltLick posted:Catelyn Jenner Catalan Jenner
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ElGroucho posted:I like that Henry Cavill gained 20 pounds of muscle and took all the steroids in preparation Ben Affleck is a massive guy in person. He's already built like Arkham City batman so really if he can do a decent Kevin Conroy impression he'll be the best live action Batman since Adam West
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Jul 16, 2015 17:46
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i would like new swole dave chappelle to be a fun goofy superhero
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Jul 16, 2015 18:06
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Dave Chappelle as bizarro
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I like you applewhite. But that is a bad opinion.
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PhyrexianLibrarian posted:Or Gina Carano. This must've been an awkward conversation: well gina carano doesn't have israeli backers 
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Jul 16, 2015 19:49
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dave chapelle is swole now, what? I hope he's ok.
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Jul 16, 2015 20:14
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Maybe spuperman should just do this to all the bad guys. Go full punisher
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Applewhite posted:I know they picked a completely wrong actress for her. You know who would have been good? The Pixie-haired bodybuilder chick everyone's raving about lately. I mean it kind of makes sense for the queen of the amazons to not be a white lady
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Jimson posted:I like you applewhite. But that is a bad opinion. A bad opinion for a bad movie.
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Zzulu posted:Maybe spuperman should just do this to all the bad guys. Go full punisher Art by Ryan Ottley, I'm guessing?
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pile of brown posted:I mean it kind of makes sense for the queen of the amazons to not be a white lady She would be Mediterranean at most.
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Jul 16, 2015 20:48
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Just make Wonder Woman low budget and give the role to Chyna
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Also I hate that breathy "sexy" voice that's supposed to be hot I don't want to bone the wheelchair kid from Malcolm in the middle.
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Jul 16, 2015 20:53
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Zzulu posted:Maybe spuperman should just do this to all the bad guys. Go full punisher There's a justice league episode where theres an alternate universe justice league that's gone full on facism because flash is dead in that universe and he represents innocent morality or something. Anyways superman just goes around lobotomizing people with his heat vision and it's hilarious.
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ArbitraryC posted:There's a justice league episode where theres an alternate universe justice league that's gone full on facism because flash is dead in that universe and he represents innocent morality or something. Anyways superman just goes around lobotomizing people with his heat vision and it's hilarious. That actually sounds amazing. I've always liked stories when a super hero just goes ape poo poo and goes full fascist or just wrecks poo poo because they're pissed. Sort of like watchmen, only way less gay.
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SaltLick posted:i would like new swole dave chappelle to be a fun goofy superhero Make him Booster Gold
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Jul 16, 2015 21:17
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Zzulu posted:Maybe spuperman should just do this to all the bad guys. Go full punisher Goddammit Superman we all like the Muppets but that isn't at all how puppetry works
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Jul 16, 2015 21:19
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They should really just make Kingdom Come instead
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SaltLick posted:i would like new swole dave chappelle to be a fun goofy superhero this would own actually but i think he's too busy hiding from the illuminati on his farm in minnesota or w/e to star in any more movies
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pile of brown posted:They should really just make Kingdom Come instead They should just stop making super hero movies altogether and everyone should watch blade over and over instead "Put him out" "Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill" Fuckin udo kier too
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pile of brown posted:I mean it kind of makes sense for the queen of the amazons to not be a white lady amazons would be slavic
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Jul 16, 2015 22:18
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Best part about Kingdom Come was the singer from Laibach was a villain in it.
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Backing up Son of the Mask is the most horrible movie that will ever be made
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A Winner is Jew posted:That actually sounds amazing. Iron Man tried to dictate some rules to Thor on behalf of the US Government one time so Thor beat his rear end and said if they ever tried anything he'd drop a hurricane on Washington DC and put a storm so severe over America nothing could come or go by land, air, or sea. then he'd bring in some tidal waves to make sure they got the point. It was a big "oooh" moment.
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Emperor Joker was a pretty neat sounding arc that I never read where Joker gets a hold to most of Mr. Mxyzptlk's powers via a bad trade. Joker ends up spending most his time killing Bats then bringing him back to life before him realizing he can't leave bats dead starts making the reality fall apart for some reason. *shrug* So I guess he did get to go full on Kefka at least once. Kefka is totally the joker in animes land.
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Bonzo posted:I'm not seeing another DC movie until they make one about Section 8 from Hitman  PhyrexianLibrarian posted:Or Gina Carano. This must've been an awkward conversation: Literally the same conversation I had. Carano's a perfect match, both physically and dramatically. I mean, you don't catch Steven Sodenburgh's eye unless you have some acting chops. And even if she's a bit stilted, it's loving Wonder Woman, it's not like you need an Oscar-caliber performance. The other choice would be Adrianne Palicki, who was cast in a Wonder Woman pilot, which didn't go anywhere.  ArbitraryC posted:There's a justice league episode where theres an alternate universe justice league that's gone full on facism because flash is dead in that universe and he represents innocent morality or something. Anyways superman just goes around lobotomizing people with his heat vision and it's hilarious. I'm pretty sure I read a comic where Supes dealt with some punk psychic by lobotomizing his psychic power with his heat vision or x-ray through his eye sockets, so he's not above doing it in the canon books as well. Lasher posted:Best part about Kingdom Come was the singer from Laibach was a villain in it. Oh, I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who thought that. It's that headdress and the jodphurs.
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I find it weird when people romanticize Harley and Joker because he tried to kill her like 3 or 4 times. I think he tied her to a big cartoon rocket one time which is why she lives with Ivy now. Also holy poo poo those loving kitchen tattoos.
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Bonzo posted:I'm not seeing another DC movie until they make one about Section 8 from Hitman Holy poo poo, on my wish list now, thanks
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Germstore posted:amazons would be slavic Not really, no. There weren't any slavs living up there back when Greeks were going on about the whole Amazon thing. People are pretty sure the Greeks and Romans were talking about Scythians or Sarmatians. Iranian either way.
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There's an IMDB listing for Killer Croc so why aren't all the trailers and then the entire movie just a landshark eating the gently caress out of people?
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