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Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam
lmao rip red bull you couldn't beat a 10-man union team in 120 minutes

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Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

Lamont Cranston posted:

lmao rip red bull you couldn't beat a 10-man union team in 120 minutes

I've said it before and I'll keep saying it...but the way this team systemically crushes the souls of their fan base really makes me believe in demons and witch craft. It's like they're harvesting our misery for some higher purpose.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Akileese posted:

I've said it before and I'll keep saying it...but the way this team systemically crushes the souls of their fan base really makes me believe in demons and witch craft. It's like they're harvesting our misery for some higher purpose.

Mainly its for the joy of every man, woman and child in DC.

Gin Soaked Ape
May 4, 2004

"Philly has our number" - Jesse Marsch coach of the New Jersey poo poo Men

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Gin Soaked Ape posted:

New Jersey poo poo Men

Goddamn you're clever.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Naaaaando

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Nando

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Joe Willis, you are not forgotten

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
I missed the goal. Can I say Get hosed SKC?

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Oh holy poo poo Joe Willis the PK stuffing God

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Those cards were surprisingly reasonable given the handbags

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
nice goal

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Benny Feilhaber: still annoying and good

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
rip houston

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

Fucitol posted:

rip houston

x2

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Houston fought bravely but KC is good.

Gin Soaked Ape
May 4, 2004

would you guys say the best thing that happened today is that nj was bad and lost at home while up a man?

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

Gin Soaked Ape posted:

would you guys say the best thing that happened today is that nj was bad and lost at home while up a man?

Nah. They disappoint so frequently that it doesn't even count anymore. You're sort of just waiting for the other shoe to drop the entire time. Then again, I'm lucky enough that I don't get to go to home games anymore so I don't have 90 minutes on a train to dwell on it.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Chicago is up 1-0 within 5 minutes. Busch to Nyarko.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Aaaand Nyarko almost immediately gets injured. Cool.

TheNakedJimbo
Nov 18, 2004

If you die first, I am definitely going to eat you. The question is, if I die first...what are YOU gonna do?
I'm trying really hard to watch this game but it's driving me bonkers that the announcer keeps referring to Eric Avila as "Av-yoo-la."

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Oh hey, Shaun Maloney's back.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Igboananike finally did something cool! Fire lead 2-1 late.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
gently caress yeah KENNEDY

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

And another!

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Has anybody be won the Cup whilst in last place?


Lol :getin: as I type that

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Paddyb posted:

Has anybody be won the Cup whilst in last place?


Lol :getin: as I type that

D.C. United won the Open Cup despite having the worst season in MLS history last year.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

CaptainYesterday posted:

D.C. United won the Open Cup despite having the worst season in MLS history last year.

They did

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Chicago wins! Chicago wins! :toot:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
The great Satan is defeated!

Quarterfinals results:

Real Salt Lake 1-0 Los Angeles Galaxy
Red Bull New York 1-1 Philadelphia Union (Philadelphia advances on PKs)
Sporting Kansas City 3-1 Houston Dynamo
Chicago Fire 3-1 Orlando City SC

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I have an unhealthy mostly irrational dislike for Orlando and I'm glad they're poo poo.

TheNakedJimbo
Nov 18, 2004

If you die first, I am definitely going to eat you. The question is, if I die first...what are YOU gonna do?
In a league where NYCFC plays their home matches in Yankee Stadium, it seems a bit presumptuous to call Orlando "the great Satan."

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Paddyb posted:

They did

Thats two years ago now!

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Jack2142 posted:

Thats two years ago now!

It is

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

CaptainYesterday posted:

D.C. United won the Open Cup despite having the worst season in MLS history last year.

Two years ago.

And don't sleep on the Cup prize. You get tons of allocation money and can build a team from scratch. Worst To First was a thing.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Both the Canadian Championship AND the U.S. Open Cup resume tomorrow!

Montreal vs. Vancouver - 7:30PM Eastern, Sportsnet World

Philadelphia vs. Chicago - 7:30PM Eastern (STREAM)
Sporting Kansas City vs. Real Salt Lake - 8:30PM Eastern (STREAM)

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Aug 13, 2015

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

I look forward to Gilberto/Maloney/Shipp ripping apart the Philly defense.

Or maybe just jacking up bad shots from outside the box, we'll see.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Please win this, Fire. I need me some wins.

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.

Hello Towel posted:

I look forward to Gilberto/Maloney/Shipp ripping apart the Philly defense.

Or maybe just jacking up bad shots from outside the box, we'll see.

Im guessing a bit of both.

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Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Giovanni_Sinclair posted:

Im guessing a bit of both.

Orrrrr maybe this will be a "please save us Sean Johnson" kind of game. :sigh:

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