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omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

peter gabriel posted:

Is 5th from left dudes neck photoshopped because goddamn

I don't think so. Capri man to his right is staring at it in wonder.

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Three Olives posted:



I've been growing my hair out.

you have beautiful hair, and the cold dead eyes of a person who was neglected as an infant by their biological mother, to a point where they never learned to direct or receive the social gaze of others, which is a prerequisite for the capacity to develop empathy and the ability to give and receive love and human compassion later on in life, and so instead there's just blunted affect and fish eyes and a dull, throbbing sense of emptiness where your core sense of self and worth is supposed to be.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
:stare:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Minimalist Program posted:

you have beautiful hair, and the cold dead eyes of a person who was neglected as an infant by their biological mother, to a point where they never learned to direct or receive the social gaze of others, which is a prerequisite for the capacity to develop empathy and the ability to give and receive love and human compassion later on in life, and so instead there's just blunted affect and fish eyes and a dull, throbbing sense of emptiness where your core sense of self and worth is supposed to be.

:stare:
Jesus....

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Lotophage posted:



Me and a few friends out on the town, I'm the leftmost :cheers:

Hello, Fellow Creatives.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Minimalist Program posted:

you have beautiful hair, and the cold dead eyes of a person who was neglected as an infant by their biological mother, to a point where they never learned to direct or receive the social gaze of others, which is a prerequisite for the capacity to develop empathy and the ability to give and receive love and human compassion later on in life, and so instead there's just blunted affect and fish eyes and a dull, throbbing sense of emptiness where your core sense of self and worth is supposed to be.

So you like my hair?

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Three Olives posted:

So you like my hair?

Cut to the chase, he wants to know the size of your weener

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Goober Peas posted:

Cut to the chase, he wants to know the size of your weener
Yours personally, not any of the ones you have in your refrigerator.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Three Olives posted:

So you like my hair?

See I think you have cold, dead hair and beautiful eyes.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Three Olives posted:



I've been growing my hair out.

That's quite the moob you've got there.

Oldsmobile
Jun 13, 2006

Lotophage posted:



Me and a few friends out on the town, I'm the leftmost :cheers:

Goddamn hipsterites. First to be put against the wall.

Simply Jethro
Nov 2, 2012
Working hard.



Playing hard.



Lighting a cigar, awesomely.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Simply Jethro posted:

Working hard.



Playing hard.



Lighting a cigar, awesomely.



I have a feeling that without that beard, you would be nothing.

Simply Jethro
Nov 2, 2012
Oh, totally! I'm merely a beard that has grown a person.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Three Olives posted:



I've been growing my hair out.

I would totally hang out with this guy. No butt stuff though.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


gnarlyhotep posted:

I would totally hang out with this guy. No butt stuff though.

Like you have a choice...

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Inzombiac posted:

Like you have a choice...

Of course I have a choice. He's way too posh to come to Austin and I sure as gently caress am not going to Dallas.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

gnarlyhotep posted:

Of course I have a choice. He's way too posh to come to Austin and I sure as gently caress am not going to Dallas.

Post ur pic itt mate. :greenangel:

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

Minimalist Program posted:

you have beautiful hair, and the cold dead eyes of a person who was neglected as an infant by their biological mother, to a point where they never learned to direct or receive the social gaze of others, which is a prerequisite for the capacity to develop empathy and the ability to give and receive love and human compassion later on in life, and so instead there's just blunted affect and fish eyes and a dull, throbbing sense of emptiness where your core sense of self and worth is supposed to be.

MinProg's long term troll finally comes to a head

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

I would totally hang out with this guy. No butt stuff though.

So just dick stuff?

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
I'd do dick stuff, butt stuff, whatever.

No kissing though.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Minimalist Program posted:

Post ur pic itt mate. :greenangel:

Already have.

Three Olives posted:

So just dick stuff?

No, probably not. You seem like you would be fun to hang out with but I'll be honest I'm really not seeing any attraction there.

PegLegActual
Sep 11, 2001

Real Pirate. Real Amputee. Limping Through Life.
Work told me I needed new headshots for an advertising campaign. No problem.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Laowai posted:

Work told me I needed new headshots for an advertising campaign. No problem.



I don't want any.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Lotophage posted:



Me and a few friends out on the town, I'm the leftmost :cheers:
I did not edit this dude's neck in any way.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Human ring toss looking...... something.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

blarzgh posted:

I did not edit this dude's neck in any way.


:laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo:

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Dude's got an Adams Pumpkin

Al Cu Ad Solte
Nov 30, 2005
Searching for
a righteous cause

Photographer friend of mine wanted a subject.

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff

gnarlyhotep posted:

Of course I have a choice. He's way too posh to come to Austin and I sure as gently caress am not going to Dallas.

Living in a town between San Antonio and New Braunfels, the idea of Austin not being super posh just blew my mind.

Quantumfate
Feb 17, 2009

Angered & displeased, he went to the Blessed One and, on arrival, insulted & cursed him with rude, harsh words.

When this was said, the Blessed One said to him:


"Motherfucker I will -end- you"




Could not be happier with my new purchase. More butt accessories to make butts go fast

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

blarzgh posted:

I did not edit this dude's neck in any way.


can't stop laughing, please send help :saddowns:

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Surely someone must have edited at some point. A human body can't look like that

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

EmmyOk posted:

Surely someone must have edited at some point. A human body can't look like that

the new hotness is autoerotic jelqing

look like a Burmese woman minus the copper coils for support

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

can't stop laughing, please send help :saddowns:

Literally an ostrich.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Laowai posted:

Work told me I needed new headshots for an advertising campaign. No problem.


KOOGLER! :argh:

GunChicka
Dec 5, 2014

bang bang
.

GunChicka has a new favorite as of 22:53 on Aug 28, 2015

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

GunChicka posted:

This thread is old now (old people are posting in it)



Holy moley

Teach me how to do selfies like that*







*oh wait you need to start with some good material

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
My scalp is itchy

[img]https://i.imgur.com/JEfMNyR.jpg[img]

modedit: nms

Somebody has a new favorite as of 11:44 on Jul 24, 2015

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Recoome posted:

My scalp is itchy


Dont see a doctor. It will get better.

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